Man, somebody at Al-Queda needs to start cutting these guys a check. They're imparting precious little useful intel and giving it an "all is lost" spin every single time.

Newsweek is the most consistently disgusting publication around. Friends don't let friends subscribe to Newsweek.

APBTA?

A Peanut Butter Tits & Ass?

Always Put Butter on Toast, ALWAYS!?

Association of Professional Butlers, Teaservers, and Announcers?

"The same American officials who used to promise imminent victory..."

I do think it is past time for such eedjuts to realise that the "imminent" victory was predicted for the collapse of the Saddam regime, while the "insurgency" is relatively minor, but the war against new-style terrorism (actually a reversion to killing anyone not in your tribe regardless of consequences) is going to last a long time.

Always Put Butter on Toast, ALWAYS.

Always Put Butter on Toast, ALWAYS!

Always. Put. Butter. On. Toast. ALWAYS.

It stands for "All Praise Be To Allah."

That's Ace's way of hat-tipping me without actually hat-tipping me, so that you guys don't rag on him for being my link bitch.

Well, guess what? Much like Russia vis-a-vis the Ukraine, I'M SHUTTIN' OFF THE TAP.

Glad to see someone with the cojones to ask WTF re: the APBTA. I wanted to ask, but I was afraid it would turn out to be another Andrew McCarthy moment.

Newsweek and Time have both skidded pretty hard to the MSNBC end of the news-bias spectrum, but it's interesting to compare a current issue of either mag with a copy from ten or twenty years ago. The fact is, they were never particularly fair or reliable. They were simply the best news source available. If Newsweek's quality is declining, it's at least partly because their readership is increasingly a downscale, ill-informed segment of the population.

I think it's funny how the press now sees elections as problems because they emphasis divisions, i.e. "deepening rifts". That's how they see every U.S. election, every close House or Senate vote, and every "bitterly divided" 5-4 vote at the Supreme Court.

Perhaps they'd have preferred the "sense of common ground" created by the pre-2003 Iraqi elections that showed none of these cruel, deepening rifts in society.

Hey, don't go all Gazprom on us, Allah. Why should all the readers have to suffer because a few don't know when to lay off the razzing? Besides, you're the go-to man for all Chris Klein-related items. I don't know how I've gone all this time without following every step of his career.

I'm sure glad there were no sectarian differences in Saddam's Iraq.

Next they'll be targeting ice cream stands. And then bunnies. Bunnies! We can't win!

Immediate redelopyment to Okinawa! Bush lied, bunnies died!

This is not good news but I did hear that the life expectancy of Marsh Arabs and Kurdish healthcare workers have doubled in the last 4 years.

If people still disagree, even after you have an election, then clearly that election was a failure. -- Thomas Jefferson.

Also, a president should never go to war if he didn't have a clear electoral mandate. -- Thomas Jefferson again.

So, is this thread about:

1. Peanut Butter?
2. Crappy Reporting?
3. Ace and Allah's Verboten Love?

1. This thread is about crappy reporting.

2. This entire blog is just Ace's extended ode to Allah's magnificent junk.

3. Peanut butter is crazy delicious. Although not after Ace and Allah get through with it.

I can use Yahoo Maps to get the dopest route.

-- Thomas Jefferson

1. This thread is about crappy reporting.

2. This entire blog is just Ace's extended ode to Allah's magnificent junk.

3. Peanut butter is crazy delicious. Although not after Ace and Allah get through with it.

I really tried to get a "Marrige Amendment" included in the Constitution, as I knew a Republic built upon Ace and Allah's man love could not stand.

--Thomas Jefferson

I should just ask the man directly:

Allah, if you were going to do Ace, what type of peanut butter would you use?

Same question to you, Ace -- if you were going to do Allah, what type of peanut butter would you prefer?

[Brand names are optional, boys. ]

"Hey Sally, wanna rent jungle fever again?"

---Thomas Jefferson

Well, guess what? Much like Russia vis-a-vis the Ukraine, I'M SHUTTIN' OFF THE TAP.

Are you referring to links or your penis?

Because given your recent movie and antiquing jaunts in the East Village with Ace, I'm not sure.

Not sure at all.

John Adams and I had a thing, but that's in the past now. Speaking pubescently, we parted on good terms. Are we friends? Yeah. Do we speak? No.

---Thomas Jefferson

I meant links. My penis -- or, as I like to call it, "the Kabaa" -- is always open for business.

When Allah speaks of his "kabaa" what he is really asking is for you to "mount" his "sinai". I learned that the hard way during the Louisiana Purchase negotiations.

---Thomas Jefferson.

"Well, guess what? Much like Russia vis-a-vis the Ukraine, I'M SHUTTIN' OFF THE TAP."

Didn't Russia start pumping again after about a day?

The United States of America should slice our enemies like a f'ng hammer and if they don't like it we'll take them like a Viking if you know what I mean. Because thats just the way we roll - Thomas Jefferson

This is irrefutable proof everything Ace has posted is old.

Doesn't one worship the Kabaa by getting down on one's hands and knees, ass in the air? Ooo, I don't like this.

You can use peanut butter for so many great things. And the crunchy stuff? The latest conservative rage is the crunchy stuff. Makes ribbed condoms feel like ribbed peanut butter.

The same doctors driven out of buisness by the greedy trial lawyers these same liberal journalists support