I believe the toolbox situation was referred to in one of Howard Stern's books. IIRC the toolbox guy was in prison and was trying to sneak it out of the shop, he was killed and the toolbox was found during the autopsy.

Oh, well, I can understand that then.

I mean, seriously-- that's, well, you know, that's a practical use of one's ass. Not just recreational bum-stuffing.

Ace, did you sleep at all?

Not tonight.

Tonight-- I blog.

Insomnia.

Now that I think about it, staying up all night is better than grabbing a few scant hours of sleep and being half out of your mind with fatigue the rest of the day.

Maybe you could turn this into a fundraising thing - Ace's Blogothon - as long as you pay, he won't sleep.

It'll be huge.

I saw a Discovery Channel documentary last night on a boot camp for guys trying to get into a South African Special Forces outfit. During one phase of it the applicants hiked with gear for 3 1/2 days with no food or sleep. If Ace is only blogging, and we allow him to eat, he should be good for at least 5 days.

. . . a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses . . .

I guess the tumblers and glasses guy was having a party up there.

When you hide something up there, it's called keestering.

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That's loyalty....

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