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Lynn Swann Expected To Announce For Pa. Governor, As RepublicanLynn Swann, the former Pittsburgh Steelers star and veteran football commentator for ABC Sports, is expected to declare his candidacy for Pennsylvania governor Wednesday. It surprises me that more athletes and ex-military men don't run for office on the Republican ticket. They're naturals for the party with either big name recognition or a great resume (or both), and yet... not a huge number of them. If Swann doesn't announce (which, apparently, he's going to), then I say we just draft Jerome Bettis. Get on the bus. posted by Ace at 01:28 AM
CommentsIt surprises me that more athletes and ex-military men don't run for office on the Republican ticket. Posted by: Uncle Jefe on January 4, 2006 02:02 AM
Many military officers serving in Iraq are getting experience in all sorts of things that could transfer to politics, such as negotiating and civil planning. I think that Iraq War veterans will emerge as Stateside leaders in the future. Posted by: Upnights on January 4, 2006 03:10 AM
Lord, I hope this happens. I can't stand Rendell. Special Ed (as we call him up here in the northeast part of PA) is just running the commonwealth into the ground. Posted by: Xoxotl on January 4, 2006 03:49 AM
Jerome's Campaign Slogan: "We're taking back the Commonwealth - two yards at a time!" Posted by: The Babaganoosh on January 4, 2006 08:30 AM
This is what happens when black folks start making money and having to pay outlandish taxes. They too begin to say "WTF? I'm voting Republican." The unintended side effect of the liberal program of giving minorities special treatment in starting businesses and getting government contracts is that we have a lot more minority Republicans today than we would have in the absence of such a program. Seeing the effects taxes and regulations have on you business makes you a smaller-government advocate right quick. Posted by: Sean on January 4, 2006 10:19 AM
My favorite quote about Bettis: When you need one yard, he'll get you three. And when you need five yards, he'll get you... three. Not this season, though. Whoo doggie. Posted by: ace on January 4, 2006 10:27 AM
It seems to be the general rule that Republican famous athletes or Hollywood types who are interested in politics run for office (Reagan, Schwarzenegger, Eastwood, Sonny Bono, Steve Largent, Jim Bunning) but the Dem/ liberal/ lefties just give money to candidates and causes (Babs Streisand, Michael Moore, Meathead). Why is that? Posted by: Bud Norton on January 4, 2006 12:38 PM
Xoxotl: I know Swannie would be a major player in western Pa, but is he as well thought of in Eagles territory?
Posted by: B on January 4, 2006 01:31 PM
B, I grew up in the Philly burbs and my folks still live out there. Rendell was voted in as Governor for the absolutely amazing work he did in turning around one of the worst run cities in the United States. Philadelphia is almost unrecognizable to where it was 10 years ago and Rendell deserves a large amount of the credit for it. So, he got a lot of votes from some moderates and conservatives that thought he would take his Giuliani-styled policies to Harrisburg. No such luck, he was elected Governor and just became another stupid, big-government democrat. I think Rendell is in trouble regardless of who runs against him, but Swan is the best candidate. Posted by: TF6S on January 4, 2006 02:33 PM
B - There's no active dislike for Swann here in northeast PA, but, outside of Scranton, a dead deer on the side of the road has a better chance then Rendell. Posted by: Xoxotl on January 4, 2006 09:09 PM
Jessie Jackasson and the NAACP will call SWNN at traitor for joining the GOP what a bunch of losers i hope SWANN wins Posted by: spurwing plover on January 4, 2006 09:12 PM
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