I'd be ok with Valentine's day if there were a male equivalent.

I'd call it Shut the Fuck Up Day.

Lipstick, if I weren't already wearing a ring, I'd ask you to marry me.

So, that help me send my kids to college blog ad Ace is running is true?

Moved to Ohio 10 years ago, first time I had ever heard of "Sweetist Day" (sp?) . Totally made-up fake holiday you are supposed to feel bad about forgetting.

I heard a comedian trying to get traction for his idea of a holiday for men (besides fathers day) called "Steak and a B-Job Day". Works for me!

Lipstick, if I weren't already wearing a ring, I'd ask you to marry me.

But you have the girl who shares Boston Market food with you! (That was such a touching tribute to your bride that I saved it.)

21 days? That's longer than rehab.

Or so I'm told.

Holy crap! Let me write that down:

Put. Bactine. On. Junk. To. Last. Longer.

Do you use the regular spearmint stuff, or do I have to hunt up some weird variant like chuckleberry or lime?

But you have the girl who shares Boston Market food with you!

Holy shit! I didn't think anyone ever read that blog, much less remembered anything from it.

She's pregnant, by the way. The good news is I'm pretty sure it's mine.

"When I break the 45 second mark, I tell you, I feel like the Green Lantern or somethin'."

Thanks to Allah.

Holy shit! I didn't think anyone ever read that blog, much less remembered anything from it.

I remembered it and saved it--it was well-written and beautiful.

Do you still blog?

And congratulations on the baby. But you might want to get a DNA test--you can never be too sure. Just in case the wife is catting around with Brewfan...

:)

I'm sure Mrs. Warden is quite desirable but let me assure you I'm faithful to Mrs. BrewFan...and Mrs. Michael

Lipstick,

No, I gave up blogging after about 8 months. It's too time consuming, and other people (like Ace) are so much better at it that it seemed like a waste of time. Besides, I wasn't making any money off it. I'd rather play online p0ker and earn a few bucks if I'm going to have a hobby.

I heard a comedian trying to get traction for his idea of a holiday for men (besides fathers day) called "Steak and a B-Job Day". Works for me!

Give it a shot (rimshot...)

www.steakandabj.com

Funniest thing ever happened to me...

Met an on-line date at a nudist colony in Florida. Not what her picture promised, but a nice girl...none the less. When you're naked on a lanai you get over ephemerals rather quickly. And it was ten years ago.

So...being a kind and loving girl, she offered, and I accepted, a lotion massage. Little did we know that the lotion had benzocaine in it. We were in Florida, remember?

So...after about an hour and a half...

Yeah...call me Willie. Big Willie.

Not once in this post did Ace name ONE GOOD THING that bushitlerchimphaliburtondieboldanwrbloodforoil has done for this country that I love so dear!

Because of this, you have forced me to leave this site forever.

This is the best couples celebration day, bar none.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

And before Dave comes in to swat me down, yes, this is not new.

Whoops forgot to make it a link...

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

My wife is Korean and I've never heard of this! Fortunately for me, she's not the type that cares about this kind of stuff. But she does make the Chinese noodles topped with a thick black sauce and they are really good. Not as good as a steak and bj, however, but I'm far less likely to receive either one of those from her :-(

Remeber in schools when we would give valentines to everyone including a special one for the TEACHER? and how about those little candy hearts with the funny words on them? and the cookies and cupcake and more YUM YUM

"and how about those little candy hearts with the funny words on them? and the cookies and cupcake and more YUM YUM"
quote from Spurwing

That shit made me laugh out loud for a bit for reasons better left unexplained, but it was funny

That shit made me laugh out loud for a bit for reasons better left unexplained, but it was funny

Oh, admit it: You've been plovered!