What's a better title for my new linkblog: "Link Mecca" or "Water Cooler"?

"Allah's Link Mecca"
Put Your Nose on the Ground and Your Ass in the Air

Link Mecca
"tearing off the hijab of ignorance!"

How about, "Allah Pundit"?

Water Cooler, since you gave choices, though I think they both suck.

Link Mecca, is deliberately insinuative, and Water Cooler is to Blase' Blaze' Blase'.

Got anymore idea's to run? A lot of times it's usually number 20 that sticks. Just ask my father, cuz I hear about it ALL THE TIME! about how many times he TRIED, and then I stuck, though I think his point was on the opposite end of the approval scale.

I'm going to use an image of a jihadi praying before a giant RSS symbol in the banner.

Muslims might not like that, but that's just who I am. I don't placate.

Link Mecca

Don't forget the cheesecake, like a "Smokin' Hot Chick Of The Day" feature where we can reliably go to view find the latest nipple slip or whatever without having to search all over the web ourselves.

I mean, you're trying to make a few bucks, right?

Too specialized. You are a big enough jerk for a LOT LOT LOT of subjects.

You should pick a broader title to leave yourself more opportunities once islamism isn't. . . .less important, but less Startling.

And if you were gonna use an image, I would think that an orgyistic image of the Prophet nailing a clearly jewish camel, while taking it in the tuek by a pig that looks JUST like Napoleon from the cartoon of animal farm.

I've tried to convince my liberal minded artist friend to give me a painting of that image without a signature, but he wouldn't, go figure.

So Either have the prophet getting ass rammed by a boar, OR, get a broader blog title. Look at all the big blogs, even though KOS is a . . .an acknowledged blogger, the fact that "KOSSACKS" is part of the title is gonna destroy him. go more broad like Ace, and Alarming, and Insta, and Just one, and such.

Maybe something like "you can eat me" or "who's my bitch" or some such is more along your tone.

I think you should pretend to have a female co-blogger named Tiffany who makes suggestive comments about the links she posts.

I vote for Link Mecca.

Allah = Hilter

please come back

we love you,

DailyKos

I've seen Den Beste posts at RedState. I don't remember if they're diary posts or regular posts.

Once you have the "Tiffany" persona established, you can use it to flirt with your male readers in the comment threads. You know, tell the guys they sound sexy and they're making you horny and so forth.

Sort of like Brewfan does here when he comments in the name of, well, Brewfan.

Ace,

I think the reason he won't post is because, like nearly every thinking being on the planet, he thinks you're an asshole.

Have a great day!

Why Doesn't Allah Just Post Here?

Because that would be like the Beatles opening up for REO Speedwagon?

Link Mecca - it sort of fits with what should be this site's name and motto - Link Whore - Will blow (esp. Glenn) for links.

Or how about Allah's House of Links - that has a nice historical ring to it - there was a great blog that had a similiar name, but its creator got cramps of some type (maybe writer's or more likely post menstrual).

Or USS Best Links in the House.

House O' Links sounds too much like breakfast. I do like Will Blow For Links, but you say Ace has co-opted it already?

How about MeccaDouche: Splashes Your Ass Awake?

I also lean towards House MeccAllah: It Really Blows...Your Mind.

Oh, well, back to lurking.

I can see MeccaDouche growing on me. It has that noble offensive quality. But, is it something Allah can proudly put on his resume? Have mom read?

True. It is offensive, but Allah would be following in the foot steps of the great shock beasts: Howard Stern, Al Franken(stein), Ace of Spades....you know, the greats!

Glory comes not to the faint of heart.

My vote is for Kike-O-Rama. This could be the masthead.
http://browndailysqueal.com/archives/rabbi-thumb.jpg

My vote is for Kike-O-Rama. This could be the masthead.
http://browndailysqueal.com/archives/rabbi-thumb.jpg

Allah, just promise me you won't subhead your blog with "All the Jews that's fit to print."

Cause that would really be wrong. I'm just sayin'.

How much anime would we have to put up with if Steven posted? I mean, isn't there enough cutesy-phlegmatic drama in the world already, holmes? What do I have to do, rip my soul out and give it to a ramen vendor and say, "But, I'm keeping my sword for dessert. Ha ha ha."

I just went over to Blogads for the first time in a year to see what the rates are like.

Ace gets 150,000 page views per week and charges $50 per ad. Two hundred bucks a week, assuming he sells all four slots. Figure he probably spends 50 hours a week reading articles and writing posts.

Four dollars an hour, people. New York's minimum wage as of January 1st is $6.75.

Blogging. Doesn't. Pay.

I spend about 30+ hours a week reading said articles and blogs for diddly other than the wealth of knowledge I gain at fine upstanding sites like this one . Then I break out the valu-rite and klonopin just to wipe the images from my brain.

WTF, Allah, how much time do you spend searching and sending Ace posts? You know, at $6.75/hr, those people actually have to do something, like flip burgers or sweep.

Wait a second; I get it: you're already stirring your scimitar in Ace's pudding, but you're not going to do it in public for his kind of blog money. Got it. For a gold-digging whore, you are wise, Allah.

Blogging. Doesn't. Pay.

Dude, you're not listening. Sex sells. Co-blogger "Tiffany" could easily scrounge up your lunch money and more.

If you work it right, co-blogger "Tiffany" can get suckers like Monty pounding your PayPal account on a regular basis.

Just tell Monty stuff like, y'know, his bad poetry is so sophisticated and sexy and he really makes you wet, and your nipples get hard every time that he comments, and so forth.

Just trying to be helpful.

Figure he probably spends 50 hours a week reading articles and writing posts.

Um, you're spending 26 hours a week giving links to Ace and Jeff, and you're getting bupkis. You are the most underpaid man in New York. I think your credibility as a financial and marketing analyst is sort of hurting.

WTF, Allah, how much time do you spend searching and sending Ace posts? You know, at $6.75/hr, those people actually have to do something, like flip burgers or sweep.

You think what Ace does is easier than sweeping floors, Armchair? Pull a random guy off the street and have him spend a week flipping burgers and then a week writing Ace's blog. See which task he finds easier. The value of labor depends upon more than physical exertion.

Listen, I'm not complaining about not being paid, okay? Blogging is what it is; you either do it as a hobby and accept that or you don't do it. My opinion is that it's only worth doing if you do it right, and the only way to do it right is to devote yourself to it full time, like Ace does. Problem is, people gotta eat. Sorry if that makes me a gold-digging whore.

Hell, y'all are viewing this all wrong.

Allah ain't a "gold digging whore". He's a philanthropist. Rather than attempt to capitalize off his noted blog celebrity name, he's letting Ace and Jeff caputalize off of it by proxy.

Think of all the posts that those two have put up based on Allah's tips.

And if that means he has to be the giver, while Ace is the receiver..well....

That's. Just. The. Fucking. Way. It. Is.

Allah's Link Mecca

Allah's in the House

Allah, the Merciful, the Linkful

Verily, Allah is the Lord of Links

Allah, Lord of the Words

I think every time Ace h/t's you, he should write "Praise be to Allah."

That's what I was always planning on doing if you didn't fold up your tent right when I started blogging.

Allah, I understand about the needing to eat part (you think I bartend because physical anthropology pays alot for someone without a Ph.D?). Like many other people who read and enjoy your comments, I'm just trying to goad a post or two from you, so lighten up, Francis.

(Yeah, from relative annonymity, it's easy to carp on someone else.).

Allah, dying to know why you stopped blogging?