No Bender?

obviously an oversight.

no marvin.

Life... don't talk to me about life

Hard to fathom anyone would give that much thought about that particular topic when there's Dr. Strangelove dialogue to contemplate.

No Al Gore?

Ace,

You pathetic shithead. Your so-called "allies" in the White House and GOP Congress just passed a bill that gives dump trucks full of $100 bills to the super-wealthy so they can burn stacks of them in their Citizen Kane sized fireplaces to heat their 15,000 square foot mansions and pays for it by cutting your super-poor mother's health insurance, and you're posting about robots? What kind of heartless son are you with this robot thread? No more posts on any other subject until you square away this insurance thing with Uncle Sam and your mother!

Good day, sir!

No Pimpbot 5000?

They're not even dorks anymore.

Citizen Kane sized fireplaces

LOL

Some list. Bah, they didn't even include Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo!

You still need to do something for the end-of-the-year festivities. Fecking robots aren't going to cut it.

No Sy Borg?

this list is ass

Where's the Robot from the tv series "Lost in Space". How could they leave him out?

Passed over again...

I can fly a jet, race a car and outsmart a computer. The government created me and now they want me destroyed. Yet I can't get on some robot list. Can't a Data Analyzing Robot Youth Lifeform catch any breaks?

nick, he's #4 on the list

No BOLO's? It figures.

I liked The Big Guy And Rusty.

Robby the robot is not the same robot that was on the Jupiter 2 in Lost in Space. You Nickeled Plated Ninny

Admit it, "Assweasel" is Allah trying to embarrass you, right?

No Fembots?

Anybody else ever own a TOBOR? The commercials were great: "TOBOR: It's robot, spelled backward." The control was simple. There was a) forward, and b) turn clockwise. Navigating that bitch around the mess of Christmas morning was a chore.

IMO, Spirit and Opportunity should have taken the top prize. They are real, working, and doing actual robot-style labor. That they travelled a million miles through space and crash landed on Mars puts them over the top.

What about Gort?

You'd think a robot with a death-ray behind its visor oughta make the top 50.

We will be waiting...

Eh. Gort was such a pacifist tool.

And this place is being overrun with an entirely lower class of weasel lately.

The bubble headed boobie the blithering bumpkin from LOST IN SPACE, R2D2,C3PO,ROBBY from FORBIDEN PLANET ROSEY from THE JETSONS TWIKKI from BUCK RODGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY,PEPO from SPACE ACCADEMY,

Not sure what you mean by best but here are the most difinitive robots:

3. The Editorial board of the WSJ
2. Tony Blair
1. Laura Bush

No Data?

I know he is an android, but still a robot like terminator.

I usually only read left wing blogs but you are supposed to be the best of the right wing so I thought I'd check it out. Wired list is interesting - not sure why there wasn't a robot from I, Robot (did I miss it?), or why cyborg was called out on one but Terminator was left unremarked, etc., but I don't think it was your list - just one you liked. (What about that assessment of Iron Giant? And, I'm with whoever liked The Big Guy and Rusty)

But - it would be nice if you corrected the spelling of Leonardo da Vinci (I think he's earned it) unless I have the reference wrong and you're talking about a band or something I'm unfamiliar with....if so, leave it as is and I'll google around later.

Gort is # 28.

"Admit it, "Assweasel" is Allah trying to embarrass you, right?"
Hmmm!?

I was disappointed the “Futurama” bots missed the list also, and what about the hackers “best prom ever” girl robot from the credit card commercial.

A. Weasel

How about the robot from the Twilight Zone episode?
No, not that one, the other one that was built by the mean old uncle to torture his niece after his death.

Got to love that Rod Sterling.
Just desserts, indeed.

DATA and LORE, UNIBLAB,ZX29B from a old BUGS BUNNY cartoonMAX THE TANSFORMERS and GOBOTS GORT KALATO BARATUS NIKTO ROME-0 AND JULIE-8 from a cartoon RUNAWAY ROBOTS HIMIE from GET SMART

Uni-Blab! From the Jetsons.
Good one, Spurwing

Back to work beep beep beep
Back to work beep beep beep

THE MIGHTY ORBOTS ORBOTS UNITE

7 Zark 7 and 1 Rover 1 from BATTLE OF THE PLANETS

. . . and Huey, Louie, and Dewey from Silent Running.