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16-Year-Old Sneaks Off To Iraq For "Immersion Journalism"Kid's got balls. Two of them, right below his penis. (Where?) "There is a struggle in Iraq between good and evil.... Those terrorists are not human, but pure evil." In any decent world, that would be a kick-ass sort of thing to put on your college application, no? Unfortunately, due to his lack of "nuance" or understanding of "root causes," it's probably going to be held against him. posted by Ace at 08:49 PM
CommentsBalls, gumption, courage- straight 18's. Brains- About a 6. Posted by: DaveP. on December 29, 2005 08:58 PM
This kid may be an ignorant son of a bitch, but he's got guts. And guts is enough. Posted by: Sgt. Gunny on December 29, 2005 09:00 PM
"Youve got balls, kid. I like balls." (overheard at recent Al Qaeda meeting in Baghdad) Posted by: Bugaha on December 29, 2005 10:13 PM
Ah, the innocent idealism of American youth. At least his story can raise support for our campaign in Iraq. The good against the evil! Hooah! Posted by: Muslihoon on December 29, 2005 11:55 PM
"There is a struggle in Iraq between good and evil.... Those terrorists are not human, but pure evil." Yes, exactly! That's what I've been saying! The good minutemen against the evil terrorist occupiers! I support the troops, by the way. Posted by: Michael Mo... um, I mean Smith on December 30, 2005 12:07 AM
See, it is kids like this that make me feel good about the future of this country. I like your style, kid. Posted by: fugazi on December 30, 2005 12:31 AM
Terrorists sure are evil. If Tens of thousands of Iraqis have to die protecting America that just means the good guys are fighting back, right?
Posted by: owlbear1 on December 30, 2005 01:16 AM
I have noticed, Just today, that Libs are happy to paint American Servicemembers as heroes, ONLY AS LONG AS THEY HAVE BEEN SIGNIFICANTLY INJURED. I would like to know why the injury suffered is more significant than the task being accomplished? The Woman who was on "hardball" tonight, was TRYING to describe WHY she was in harms way, by doing good things, organizing the government, assisting the local leaders, etc, that didn't matter, what mattered to Chris Matthews was that she lost an arm, while she was teaching thousands of people how to govern themselves. The Lefty Libs are happy to paint pictures of Heroism, as long as the hero is dealing with an injury. Have they done the same thing for a SINGLE Iraqi? Here is the Key to being a possitive exampe for America. Lie, and paint yourself as a "whistleblower" and then run for office, opposing all of the things you blew the whistle on. In Basic? be as full of shit as possible. I didn't say "as humanly possible" because the shit these fucks are willing to splatter over the populace is something that no human could accomplish. Posted by: Wickedpinto on December 30, 2005 02:04 AM
A friend of a friend of mine did that last April, except he's in his 20's and some sort of Anarchist computer geek. The weird thing was that he contacted ANOTHER friend of mine and stayed with her in Istanbul for a few days, posted photos on their respective livejournals. That was very odd. Posted by: Moonbat_One on December 30, 2005 04:35 AM
At least he wasn't in any danger of running into journalists from the New York Times and the Washington Post while he was in Baghdad. Posted by: jack on December 30, 2005 09:40 AM
They had a story on this on "Today" (Mrs. Zorachus watches it, ahem, not I). Posted by: Zorachus on December 30, 2005 10:32 AM
You gotta admire the kid's guts, but if he were mine I would kick his ass across the Atlantic back to Florida. I wouldn't let my 16 year old prowl around Atlanta alone, let alone Baghdad. Posted by: UGAdawg on December 30, 2005 10:32 AM
What Planet are you From, Ace? Posted by: Tomic 'My Penis Hums Amish on December 30, 2005 11:18 AM
What Planet are you From, Ace? Posted by: Tomic 'My Penis Hums' Amish on December 30, 2005 11:18 AM
Great. I double posted and misspelled my own name.
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sigh. I havent been the same since I shot my neighbors eye out with a rubberband when i was a kid. Jeez, I've watched so much 'Family Guy' lately that I expect to see a cutaway scene with a young Tomic and his neighbor. Honestly, am I sad? Posted by: Zorachus on December 30, 2005 11:36 AM
Oh, I would definitely snatch the child baldheaded. (And I did wander around Atlanta alone when I was 16, UGADawg.) How lucky is he that no one decided he was another John Walker Lindh? Enjoy your 17th birthday at Gitmo, kid! Or is he trying to get his parents deported? Posted by: on December 30, 2005 02:17 PM
And here i thought most kids ran off to join the circus Posted by: spurwing plover on December 30, 2005 08:39 PM
Without Terrorists there would be NO chance of Iraq blossoming into a Freedom Loving Demcracy if I understand George Bush's plan correctly. You don't, but I like how you're too stupid to know what you do not know. You got moxie, kid. Posted by: Sortelli on December 31, 2005 01:27 AM
December 30, at 2:17pm was me. I may be the only person on the site accidentally posting anonymously. Posted by: Victoria on December 31, 2005 06:24 PM
DO YOU THINK HIS PARENT WILL GROUND HIM FOR THIS STUPID STUNT WHATS WAS WITH THIS KID? Posted by: spurwing plover on January 2, 2006 11:08 AM
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