A photoshop of Keira Knightly going down on Kate Winslet. This is more a personal interest than a political statement.

And I thought I was the only person around with a severe Kate Winslet fetish.....

Ace,

Can you please add me to your links?

"Put your hands on me, Keira."

Ace,

You pathetic shithead. Your so-called "allies" in the White House and GOP Congress just passed a bill that gives a huge tax cut to the super-wealthy and pays for it by cutting your mothers health insurance, and you're worried about art in Austria? Wake up, you fucking nincompoop!

Happy New Year!

Yeah, shithead, wake up!

Hm. How would a liberal respond to phil's post?

Oh, I know.

{whine}
You guys don't want to engage in reasonable discourse about the Chimp-in-Chief's crimes against humanity. You're only interested in throwing out insults against those of us who want only to see both sides of this issue.
{/whine}

I would really like to know what the definition of "super wealthy" is to dear phil.

Please God. Let me make enough to get this tax cut! Taxes are killing me here!!!

So, Allah...twix bars and Guns and Ammo.

Nice

I always knew my middling photoshop skills would get me some sweet compensation someday.

I make enough for the tax cuts, and I'm using every dime I keep to oppress the poor and downtrodden. Mostly I pay local employers to lay people off.

Last week I applied for membership in "The Man". Armed with that I can hang out at the soup kitchen and laugh at all the losers.

The license plate on the car will read "The Fascist Emperor Has No Clothes." I'm not sure how to fit that on a license plate, but I'm sure Slublog can figure it out.

Make it a European Car. those European Car's have very big license plates.

Also, remember you are applying to Germans,,,or Austrias--no difference right? They'll never go for the Keira-Kate thing unless you throw in some urination or defecation.

It's not my cup of Tea, but they really like that stuff.

I oppose any legislation that requires me to be awake this early in the afternoon.

Yeah, I'm using my tax cut money for VRWC dues.

They've gone up this year.

My suggestion to the ACE Art Gallery:
Another simple -yet profound- hooker photo. Maybe a picture of the red light district in some euro city with the working girls in the window. And to add the necessary political spin just photoshop Bush, Blair, etc. on the bodies of the working girls. Maybe have one working girl haggling about price with a man of non-white skin color to show oppression and suffering.

With a million euros and some beer the opportunities are endless.

Uh, as an admirer of art in all its juicy, round , bouncy forms, I move to strike the Winslet from the brilliant proposed art. I move to substitute Kate Benckinsale, who is, as the German would say, GuutendamdatsheisHott.

As a member of the superwealthy, I would like to know more about Ace's "allies" (is it allies or "allies"? Is this a title or some sort of scare quote tactics). I would like to learn more about these people, are they organized into any organization that I could support, either through voting or campaign contributions?

So, Allah...twix bars and Guns and Ammo.

I thought Allah said that blogging didn't pay well. A man could live pretty well off Twix bars and Guns and Ammo - food for the body and soul.

Your so-called "allies" in the White House and GOP Congress just passed a bill that gives a huge tax cut to the super-wealthy and pays for it by cutting your mothers health insurance, and you're worried about art in Austria?
Posted by phil at December 29, 2005 02:56 PM

Thankyou for your concern, phil. Ace, why don't you ever call me?

You know, something struck me as odd about Phil's comments. I had to check, but it turns out dear mom "pays" for her own health insurance. Apparently, its only a couple of hundred dollars a year. She gets "money" to "pay" for her "insurance" with a "job." Its really the same way I do it. I checked my contracts law book, and it turns out that the president can't cancel my mom's insurance. He could bomb the insurance company or listen in as they exchange Kwanza greetings with OBL, but not cut her insurance program.

So, tell me more about this tax cut. and about the live-in whores. They won't be like girlfriends will they?

If you add something about David Hasselhoff taking a crap on GWB, then the live in whores are as good as yours.

joeindc44 said:

Uh, as an admirer of art in all its juicy, round , bouncy forms, I move to strike the Winslet from the brilliant proposed art. I move to substitute Kate Benckinsale

While Kate Beckinsale is definately attractive....Kate Winslet must stay. Sorry man. Ace has spoken!

Me likey the curvey Kate.

The guys get twix!

Mmmmm... strike the Winslet. She really took the "anic" out of "Titanic", if you know what I mean... nudge, nudge...

Who says that we can't have Ms. Knightly, Ms. Wisnlet and Ms. Beckinsale, all at the same time??!!

This is art, fellas. Art. No compromises. No placating.

Ace, you owe me a keyboard...

Geeze ACE! You make your mom pay for her own health insurance with a "job!"

What a heartless pig you are! I suppose you make her pay for her own shoes as well?

You Republicans make me sick!

In order to lead the lifestyle you need the wallpaper!

http://www.skins.be/wallpaper/kate-winslet/18335/1600x1200/

And I thought I was the only person around with a severe Kate Winslet fetish.....

Oh, hell no! I pine for Winslet the way Tristan pined for Isolde, baby. Or the way Ron Jeremy pines after that skanky tattooed broad he nailed in Hard Ridden. Winslet isn't some skinny stick-figure with no jahoobies; she's got a lovely Odalisque body. Plus that English peaches-and-cream complexion.

Oh, man! Plus she's willing to get all kinds of naked in her movies: not just Titanic, but also Jude the Obscure (which, sadly, was the high point of that boring piece of crap movie).

Ace,You pathetic shithead. Your so-called "allies" in the White House and GOP Congress just passed a bill that gives a huge tax cut to the super-wealthy and pays for it by cutting your mothers health insurance, and you're worried about art in Austria? Wake up, you fucking nincompoop! Happy New Year!

Ace - you have been visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future. Attend carefully its enlightened moaning as you will not get any more chances to repent of your humbuggy ways.

Phinn wrote:

Who says that we can't have Ms. Knightly, Ms. Wisnlet and Ms. Beckinsale, all at the same time??!!

This is art, fellas. Art. No compromises. No placating.

You Sir are my new hero.

To Monty....bravo...somebody gets it!! :-) Ditto about the Jude movie. Most depressing movie EVER...but....you do get to see a bit more of Kate....

Monty,

Also your line:

like the way Ron Jeremy pines after that skanky tattooed broad he nailed in Hard Ridden.

Needs to be on Ace's site somewhere. Like a testimonial such as:

I need to read Ace of Spades EVERY day. It is on my mind the moment I wake up in the morning. Like the way Ron Jeremy pines after that skanky tattooed broad he nailed in Hard Ridden.

Just a thought.

Just a thought.

Not a bad idea. I say get rid of Mencken and commission Monty (for a bite-size Twix) to compose a new AOSHQ tagline. Maybe a new one every month. Monty could the AOSHQ tagline laureate.

Tagline Laureate

Boy, there's an honor that would really make my CV sparkle!

Ace,
Yer on freaking FIRE!

maybe ace should hold a "tagline contest". Michael?

Sure, why not. But we cut off the entries at, say, the first 200. I'm not reading 1000+ again.

I'll even consider Monty's entries this time.