To all red blooded American patriot lads: do your part to piss off the terrorists. Print out that pic and start spankin' it for your Uncle Sam.

This has been a purblic service announcement from the U.S. Department of Homeland Onanism.

A musician huh? She can play my skin flute any time! Yowza!

Jesus, no wonder they prefer goats!

But some religions are...

What's with the vague reference? Which religion are talking about?

Ace, have you been castrated in the last two months? Please check between your legs for an empty scrotum, it may shed some light on what has happened to you.

What's with the vague reference? Which religion are talking about?

Well, there's the obvious one. But there was also punitive Puritanism and the like, too.

And I hear things weren't really too much fun under Cromwell.

I read that she bugged out of Manhattan in a hurry a few weeks before 9/11, unlike her other relatives who were caught flat-footed by the attack.

When we toured Westminster a couple of years ago, we saw Cromwell's grave, marked 1658-1661. I asked "why the 3 years?" and the guide told me when Charles II returned to the monarchy, they dug Cromwell's ass up and hung his body at Tyburn. His head was on a pike at Westminster Hall for 20 years.

Ahh, now there's ahh a woman I'd like to taaahp, uh ahhh wy-aah taahp, I mean.

Nice legs, serious butterface.

She can terrorize me any day. Here's hopin' we're looking at the future face of wahhabism...

We need Slu to make a gif of her pic where she morphs into UBL. That would be teh funnah.

You keep referring to her as Persian, but the Bin Laden family is from Yemen and Saudi Arabia and are Arabs. Persians are not Arabs as any Iranian will tell you...forcefully.

I'm wondering if Ann Coulter wants her legs back from the Time Magazine photoshoot? It appears that Wafah is borrowing them...

Food for thought. This link shows the Bin-Ladens in Sweden back in the 1970s, as a bunch of young, crazy, semi-hip, disco-loving teenagers. Including Osama himself. Amazing, isn't it?

Question: What the hell happened?
Answer: Bad religion, coupled with envy.

http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=7119

Now, for the one who said that he now knows the reason Arabs fuck goats, I can only say that you don't know the half of it until you see pictures of the Faisal family. That incredibly crooked semitic hook nose and those ugly baggy, eyes always make my Eurocentric stomach turn,and I'm no Nazi (Damned Godwin).

Oh, before I forget. Ace, I'm still pissed and I've got something waiting for you.

Update, it seems she is going all out to get publicity (notoriety) with her cheesecake shots and her last name (deleted or not).

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051222/ids_photos_en/r1264847392.jpg;_ylt=ArG_ymWD_UmhrC4maKsqveFY24cA;_ylu=X3oDMTA3bGk2OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-

About her singing: Does she squeal or ululate? I can't imagine that she's any good.

I don't know why it is that there's griping to be had here. I mean can you imagine how much photos like this irritate the living hell out of ObL? His own flesh and blood blatantly disregarding the entire reason for his existence?

Ditto on the "Persian != Arab" thing. It might seem minor, but it's the kind of thing I'd laugh at if someone on the Left made the mistake.

BRD - if the Psyops Group at Ft. Bragg isn't ordering several thousand copies of that article, in full color, with Arabic and Pushtu translations, for airborne distribution over Afghanistan and Pakistan, someone is definitely missing the boat....

That is one seriously sexy wench, there, I don't care who she's related to.

Not to get off on an anti-religious rant or anything. I'm not Bill From InDC, after all. Religion is terrific.

While I know (think) you're just slapping me in the nuts, find one "anti-religion rant." I mean, except maybe for the scorn I drop on the folks that put you up on an altar. But you know, "false idols" and all.

And I hear things weren't really too much fun under Cromwell.

That was the exact example I was gonna refer to, as support for the idea that religions - even Christianity - are mutable to extreme interpretation and vice versa through the prism of culture.

Also John Lithgow in Footloose.

BTW - that Iranian ban on music, not sure if you covered this wrinkle here, but it's apparently only on state run media, where they only used to play instrumental pop songs with no lyrics. Of course it's still nuts (the ban), but it's gonna have less of an impact on pissing people off than we might hope, as it's not a general ban that affects people's lives too much. Yet. Also interesting are the bans on make-up in certain parts of Iran, which women are ignoring left and right.

Nice legs, serious butterface.

Thats why you hit it from the back. Shatter that ass, film it, and send copies to afghanistan.

As an offensive strategy against AQ, and as a boon to her career, we should enlist her to star in her own porn. We will title the film "Miss Bin Laden does Martyrdom" The story will be that Miss bin Laden comes to the US in the hopes of building a music career, but she can't get an in. After all of her efforts fail, she comes across someone who promises her a record contract if she is willing to get sauced by 72 servicement. At which point there is the stereotypical action scene, ending with her slippery from the seed of seventy two servicemen sliming her face, she turns to the camera and begs her uncle to surrender himself, "or Israel is next"

I think that would be the best boon to peace.

She is kind of hot for an ugly chick

Also interesting are the bans on make-up in certain parts of Iran, which women are ignoring left and right.

If there's one thing in life you can be certain of its that Bill knows what he's talking about when it comes to banning. And that he's an asshole. Ok, thats two things. Merry Christmas Bill!

Happy Hanukkah, Bill! Sorry about what the nuns did to you and all.

I don't know what kind of crack (maybe the Daily Dish variety) some of these other posters are smoking, but she is gorgeous.

Ace: Religion blah blah blah human dignity blah blah totalitarian something blah blah

Me: I will EAT those legs. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwrrr!

How long before someone puts out a fatwa on her? I'd give her a fatwa!

I think she kind of looks like the Peacekeeper chick from "Farscape" and the first few episodes of last season's "SG1."

And, Dhimmi, yeah. When I first saw the bathtub picture of her, I thought to myself that she was going to be a candidate for an "honor killing." She better watch herself...

Yeah, Alex, I was wondering too.

Pretty face and legs, but hinting at being rather bony.

hey now, I'm not hinting bony with her...uh...I think I messed that up...

Cardeblu,

As a matter of fact, I thought the same thing. Claudia Black is the name of that actress.

I have to admit I would definately give it a go. However, since her last name is bin Laden she is an excellent for the shocker, donkey punch and of course the good ole 'Dirty Sanchez'.

meant to say excellent candidate...too many pints, sorry

Thats why you hit it from the back. Shatter that ass, film it, and send copies to afghanistan.

Wickedpinto:

I haven't seen your name here before, but damn! You are in the right place. Welcome to AOSHQ!

Now, if you are indeed new here, perhaps I could help you out on some of the inside workings of this blog.

For example, there's this character called Brewfan who keeps turning up. Watch out for him, because he will pretend to be friendly, but he's only trying to suck your dick. Just a word to the wise . . .

If there's one thing in life you can be certain of its that Bill knows what he's talking about when it comes to banning. And that he's an asshole. Ok, thats two things.

What Brewfan said.

Merry Christmas, Bill.

Nice body, but put a bag over her head. Woof.

But some religions -- and some systems of totalitarian thought which are similar to religion in their promulgation of an all-encompassing worldview -

"Our job is to reclaim America for Christ, whatever the cost," Kennedy says. "As the vice regents of God, we are to exercise godly dominion and influence over our neighborhoods, our schools, our government, our literature and arts, our sports arenas, our entertainment media, our news media, our scientific endeavors -- in short, over every aspect and institution of human society."

- D. James Kennedy, Coral Ridge Ministries

Uh oh everybody!

Armor up! Put grandma and the babies in the basement!

Coral Ridge is a-comin' fer us all!

Its spreading like wildfire and they'll stop at nothing to convert you.

Well, except they won't harm you physically, or coerce you in any illegal manner, kidnap your relatives, harm your proerty, or do anything to you that you don't want to engage in.

But other than that, they're SAYING they're totalitarians and must be stopped!!

Bleh.
It's a pep rally, silly goose.