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December 23, 2005

No More Brokeback Mountain (Maybe): Box Office Way Down

And yet Karol and Allah want me to see this with them today:

...it may be that reality is setting in, and reality bites, as we all know. On Monday, "Brokeback" was 51 percent off from Sunday. On Tuesday, it was down 9.1 percent from Monday. By Wednesday, it was off another 7.6 percent. All in all, it dropped to No. 10 on its 13th day out.

Today, "Brokeback" nearly doubles its number of theaters to 217, but this may be a real litmus test. There is hardly a straight male in the U.S. who will see this movie voluntarily. No matter how well made it is—-and it is very well crafted by a hugely talented group of people—-it’s hard to imagine a suburban wife coaxing hubby to the Cineplex on Saturday night to see two men consummate their passion.


Noted film critic and Pauline Kael disciple Eric Cartman expressed doubts about the public's hunger for such a film.


posted by Ace at 12:12 PM
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You can go Ace. The article said "hardly nay straight males...."

Posted by: Joe L. on December 23, 2005 12:17 PM

Ace is so giddy about the prospect of a date with Allah he posted twice. That's okay, Ace, we would be, too. :)

Posted by: on December 23, 2005 12:31 PM

Looks like no more roping, riding, and redecorating movies.

Posted by: Jake on December 23, 2005 12:40 PM

Notice how Ace has been playing coy about this entire thing? He won't say yes. He won't say no. Makes you wonder.

Posted by: on December 23, 2005 12:49 PM

HYAH! whistle HYAH!

Posted by: Heath Ledger on December 23, 2005 12:51 PM

You know that feeling you get when you reach down into the wood chipper to see what's jamming it? Yeah... that feeling.

Posted by: Immolate on December 23, 2005 01:12 PM

And after checking the mojo, not only is Brokeback Mountain dropping in receipts throughout the week, but so is Kong.
Meanwhile Narnia is actually climbing.

Of course Kong still took in more a week after opening than Jim Carreys latest snore fest, Fun with Dick & Jane

Posted by: HowardDevore on December 23, 2005 01:21 PM

I have heard there is a scene showing Anne Hathaway's rack . The filmmakers must have added it to the script as a ray of hope for any straight males that attend this film

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/anne-hathaway/anne-hathaway-and-michelle-williams-straight-guys-reason-to-see-brokeback-mountain-000700.

Of course the gay males, who hoped to see some straight males squirm in their seats at the movie. will not like having the tables turned on them.

Posted by: Paul L on December 23, 2005 01:40 PM

Another Kong issue comes to mind. What is the most successful remake in cinematic history? The track record for such doesn't strike me as strong incentive for pouring a ton of money on a remake proposal.

Keep in mind it's only a remake if the work is best known by its film incarnation. Books that have been adapted to film multiple times, like 'Treasure Island,' don't qualify.

The choice to remake 'Fun with Dick and Jane' is nothing short of mystifying but I can understand somebody having a soft spot in their heart for the original. I liked it but I was 14 when it was in heavy rotation on cable. (Now 'The Black Bird' is the great George Segal movie of that era.) Even if a convincing argument can be made for a new version of this story being a decent draw, that would only hold water if the production budget was kept modest. This would be a reasonable expectation for a movie with no major special effects or other things that typically make for an expensive movie.

The sucker came in at $100,000,000

For all of Kong's disappointing performance it will almost certainly manage a profit globally. OTOH, 'Dick & Jane' will hang like a albatross against everything else Sony does, possibly right up until 'Spider-man 3.'

Posted by: epobirs on December 23, 2005 03:43 PM

If you take the final gross and divde by $10 or whatever the average ticket price is, you might be able to tell how many gay men there are in this country. Or you could just count the men at the Oscar ceremonies.

Posted by: on December 23, 2005 04:53 PM

Personally, I thought Rollercoaster was George Segal's finest effort.

Posted by: Sterm26 on December 23, 2005 09:35 PM

Call me old-fashioned, but a Gay Cowboy movie had better damn well be a musical. Otherwise it's just a film with gays riding horses and, eventually, each other.

Sorry, Andy, you go watch Heath and Jake - I'll be watching a real Gay Cowboy Movie - 'Paint Your Wagon' - this week at the Cinematron.


Posted by: BumperStickerist on December 24, 2005 04:14 PM


Brokeback Mountain had an excellent weekend this past weekend, pulling in the highest $/theater of any major film.

Its expansion includes "non-blue states" and suburbs where it did quite well. While a number of folks including the quoted "analyst"(??) wished that it was not successful, it is doing extremely well at this stage and is obviously playing well to non-gays.

It appears to be a great movie that will capture a sizable audience and is revealing as false the notion that gay characters will only appeal to a gay audience.

This has all the earmarks of being a watershed film. Time will tell. It should be interesting.

Posted by: Larry on December 29, 2005 02:23 AM

It's easy to have a high $/theater count when you're only in 270 theaters and have a massive free-publicity campaign behind you.

What do you suppose would happen if it were in 1500 theaters? Think that $/theater count would be high?

Posted by: ace on December 29, 2005 02:28 AM


No it would not have the same $/theater at this point if it was in 1500 theaters.

But this $/theater is very, very good at this point in the role out. It may not have as wide an appeal as Million Dollar Baby but it is exceeding what Million Dollar baby did at this point in its roll out.

Not that I am saying that this film will do as well but I am saying that it is doing really really well. The numbers really are good in spite of the spin of the original article.

Million Dollar Baby built over time and ran 191 days.

Posted by: Larry on December 29, 2005 02:53 AM

There is a lot of free publicity and "buzz" about the film. Here for example. But that happens when a "cord is struck". I just don't buy the "collective Hollywood machine decided to crank up for this movie to pursue and agenda" conspiracy theories. It is just the way forces are coming together.

Posted by: Larry on December 29, 2005 02:57 AM


By the way. One of the intersting things about the original article was the way that the author tried to make Brokeback Mnt's box office numbers look bad.

For example he showed Mon as down 51% on Mon and 9.1% on Tues etc.

What he did not say was that Narnia was down 63% on Mon and down

So he either is not very informed or is rather deceptive with actual information.

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