You east coast people are a bunch of pussies when it comes to the death penalty.

Amen, blank. Personally, I'd like to see Big Bird fry.

Mmmm.... I'll bet he tastes like chicken.

I think the feathered freak did it!

This state can't even execute a serial killer, on death row, who has asked them to do it.

*hangs head*

Speaking of dead bodies: (This is not meant to be humorous or disrespectful)
James Dungy, son of Indy Colts Head Coach, Tony Dungy, was found dead.

The kid was only 18. No cause of death has been dislosed, yet. Very sad.
Tony Dungy is having the best season yet as a coach and his son dies four days before Christmas.

Oh yea, Big Bird story...ha ha. very good, Ace.

She was found tied up with her pants pulled down. Hit by a car my ass.

Big Bird's alibi is weak. He claims that at the time of the murder, he was out with somebody named Mr. Snuffleupagus, but he cannot produce contact information or even any witnesses to testify that this person even exists.

evil Bert... he's gotta be in on this somehow.

Right. Did anyone else notice that Big Bird is trying to pin this on a guy whose name sounds suspiciously like O.J.?

Even Sesame Street wants to keep the black man down.

"Be on the lookout for a big yellow bird.."

Isn't that avian profiling?

A definite No No according to Mr. Romero.

Oh when oh when will this Bush tyranny end?

freaking gawd in hevin! you losers on the internets gotta find something better to do with your free time

I won't be happy til I see the Bird Kermit marched out of the White House.

A new movie NIGHTMARE ON SESAME STREET cross BIG BIRD with FREDDY KRUGER

Bad news, Big Bird escaped.

Went right by a police blockade. They never saw him..

Police said it was a case of, er, avian flew by us.

Okay, someone had to say it. It was just hanging there for someone to pick. And I drew the short straw.

SteveMG,

That pun was for the birds!

Something fowl about the last couple of comments....

Pecker.

I love ace

"She was foun* tie* up with her pants pulle* *own"

Thats exactly how they foun* Mr Hoopers bo*y.

Coinci*ence?

This comment brought to you by the letters A-B-C an*(censore*)

Yup.

He's clearly been framed by Evil Bert.

Busted link.

I meant Evil Bert.

F*@# Big Bird. I hope they fry that chicken for this. Freaking mutant yellow pigeon. I've never trusted him. It's in the eyes, I tell ya. Always check the eyes.

Mr. Hooper owed me money. He didn't pay up.

Dont ruffle my feathers we srurwing plovers have quick tempers