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Days before the woman was stabbed in the neck by a taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer, in the same general area, another taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer attacked a boy and bloodied his head with a brick.
What is the UK Regime's plan for protecting the citizens from the savage criminals they've foisted on the populace? They offer NONE. They do, however, have a plan for protecting the savage criminals from the citizens: The citizens must STAY CALM and not get angry and not share videos of citizens being attacked by savage criminals.
The public keeps saying "protect us from the foreign savages you have imported against our wishes and over our objections" and the UK branch of The Regime keeps proposing plans to protect the foreign savages from the public. Soclose to what the public is demanding, just, you know, the complete opposite.
Just a thought: Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about the public attacking the savage criminals if you actually introduced a plan to protect the public from the savage criminals. Maybe they wouldn't feel as if it was necessary for them to protect the public through self-help.

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He goes through two or three hearts a week not to mention livers, kidneys, lungs etc. Odd fact, he does the transplant surgeries himself while jacked up on nitrous oxide, morphine and lsd. Actually his penis does the surgeries while Dick just sucks on the nitrous and tortures a panda to entertain himself. Posted by: Big E on December 22, 2005 11:35 AM This story is obviously ridiculous. I mean, since Cheney already controls the whole Earth, why would he need to "take over" Iraq? Amateur conspiracy theorists.... Posted by: Mark on December 22, 2005 12:24 PM He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows when you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake Mystery Solved: Dick Cheney is Santa Clause Posted by: Gromulin on December 22, 2005 12:51 PM Dick Cheney once walked down the street with a full erection. There were no survivors. (Apologies to Mr. T.) Posted by: Matt H. on December 22, 2005 01:17 PM Big E--That's funny--now, due to my laughing like a retarded monkey, everyone in my office knows that I'm not working. Posted by: Johnnywaka on December 22, 2005 01:30 PM Look, the Iraq war was fine, as far as it went. But, for all practical purposes, it's pretty much over now. And just went Dick Cheney was really starting to enjoy himself, too. Well, the party ain't over 'til Dick Cheney says it's over, punk. Rumor has is, Dick Cheney is ordering a complete pullout of US military forces to allow the enemy time to regroup. We'll reinvade in March. Posted by: sandy burger on December 22, 2005 02:35 PM The New York Times or the Terran Times their all the same birdcage linners as they always have been Posted by: spurwing plover on December 22, 2005 03:56 PM damn, he's superman! he's like the Emperor to Karl Rove's Darth Vader Posted by: moflicky on December 22, 2005 05:19 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	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The public keeps saying "protect us from the foreign savages you have imported against our wishes and over our objections" and the UK branch of The Regime keeps proposing plans to protect the foreign savages from the public. Soclose to what the public is demanding, just, you know, the complete opposite. Just a thought: Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about the public attacking the savage criminals if you actually introduced a plan to protect the public from the savage criminals. Maybe they wouldn't feel as if it was necessary for them to protect the public through self-help. Courtney Subramiam, one of the "journalists" who "previewed" her questions for the decrepit and demented Biden so that he could "answer" it with a pre-scripted response, rewarded by promotion to president of the White House Press Corps Bonchie @bonchieredstate hahahahaha This is the lady who gave her question to Biden beforehand, and he had it written verbatim in his notes with her picture. 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Tehran Times: Dick Cheney Plotting Coup With Former Baathists To Take Over Iraq