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December 21, 2005
Senate Votes To Cut Spending By $39.7 BillionThe coolest Cool Fact About Dick Cheney: he gets to cast a deciding vote when the Senate is tied. The Republican-controlled Senate passed legislation to cut federal deficits by $39.7 billion on Wednesday by the narrowest of margins, 51-50, with Vice President Dick Cheney casting the deciding vote. Dick Cheney then cast the tie-breaking vote to have Harry Reid sodomized by a pack of hyperactive priaptic wolverines. "It was very exciting, to say the least," he later remarked. posted by Ace at 03:53 PM
CommentsDick Cheney then cast the tie-breaking vote to have Harry Reid sodomized by a pack of rutting wolverines. "
Posted by: Tres on December 21, 2005 03:56 PM
It'd be even better if they could get a wolverine with a scorching case of herpes. Posted by: Phinn on December 21, 2005 04:01 PM
Would have been cooler if Cheney could have stayes in the Middle East and just sent his cock around the world to cast the vote on his behalf. Posted by: holdfast on December 21, 2005 04:07 PM
"stayed" sorry, Dick Cheney's cock makes me nervous Posted by: holdfast on December 21, 2005 04:08 PM
Man, Reid hit every damn near every single Democratic buzzword in those two sentences! Give the man a glass of water. Posted by: Alex_fs on December 21, 2005 04:10 PM
I love it when Democrats think it is a stinging rebuke to accuse someone of having ideas. Posted by: Tom on December 21, 2005 04:16 PM
Republicans voting Nay: Democrats voting Aye: Tie-breaking vote: Posted by: Bart on December 21, 2005 04:23 PM
Hey, it coulda been worse - they coulda been hyperactive periapetic wolverines. Them's the worst. Posted by: mojo on December 21, 2005 04:42 PM
Alex_fs, I was just going to say it looks like Reid hit all the usual notes. It's kind of funny because for a while, weren't the Dems trying to be the new fiscal conservatives and critisizing the Republicans for Not cutting spending? Now they are OUTRAGED that the Repubs cut spending. And the beat goes on....... Posted by: Big E on December 21, 2005 05:06 PM
Hey ace, those wolverines are "priapic", not "priaptic." Posted by: OregonMuse on December 21, 2005 05:28 PM
So, is this the part where one half of the Democrats get to criticize the Repbulicans for having the biggest deficit in history, while the other half scream about callouse conservative cutting social programs to pay for their tax cuts for the rich? Posted by: Partisan Pundit on December 21, 2005 06:18 PM
Does Dick Cheney know he's evil? I mean it. Does he occasionally look up from his breakfast of one hard boiled egg and a plate of heart pills and say to himself, "Man, I'm an evil fuck”? This quote from Huffpo. And the most twisted thing about this quote, it was made by the co-author of Anchorman. You'd think a guy with this much insight would KNOW Dick Cheney knows he's evil. The post is here Posted by: JackStraw on December 21, 2005 08:22 PM
This quote from Huffpo. Oh, man, that quote is awesome! This one was pretty insightful, too: And the Republicans treat all of this as though it's a big game of Red Rover, Red Rover. Honestly... Republicans... do you really, truly think these guys are doing a good job? Really? ‘Cause you're killing us. And Dick Cheney is loving every second of it. Yes. He. Is. Good stuff. Thanks for the link, Jack Straw. I had misunderestimated The Huffington Post. Posted by: sandy burger on December 21, 2005 08:30 PM
Sandy, When I want to laugh with people I come here. When I want to laugh at people, Huffington is a good source of self-important blowhards talking truth to power. Endless source of unitentional comedy. Posted by: JackStraw on December 21, 2005 09:00 PM
Congrats to the Senate for working one year to cut the deficit from a gazillion dollars to (a gazillion - 39.7 billion) dollars. Posted by: The Unabrewer on December 21, 2005 09:04 PM
And I hope the cuts come out entirely from the US Postal Service budget. They're all asshats! Posted by: on December 21, 2005 09:26 PM
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