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Update to Gavin Newsom Under Investigation story: This investigation was begun under Senor Dementia:

Adam Housley
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As I have reported several times and now acknowledged by the Governor of California... Gavin and his wife are under federal investigation... what he failed to tell you... This began during the Biden Admin. Kind of a big detail.

SpaceX's IPO sets the stage for the colonization of the solar system -- by private enterprise [CBD]

Teen Driver Tayvin Galanakis Wins Jury Trial Against Officers Who Charged Him With DUI Even After He Blew 0.0 on A Breathalyzer And Passed Sobriety Tests. One Officer Accounted For 72% of All DUI Arrests For That PD [dri]

Days before the woman was stabbed in the neck by a taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer, in the same general area, another taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer attacked a boy and bloodied his head with a brick.
What is the UK Regime's plan for protecting the citizens from the savage criminals they've foisted on the populace? They offer NONE. They do, however, have a plan for protecting the savage criminals from the citizens: The citizens must STAY CALM and not get angry and not share videos of citizens being attacked by savage criminals.
The public keeps saying "protect us from the foreign savages you have imported against our wishes and over our objections" and the UK branch of The Regime keeps proposing plans to protect the foreign savages from the public. Soclose to what the public is demanding, just, you know, the complete opposite.
Just a thought: Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about the public attacking the savage criminals if you actually introduced a plan to protect the public from the savage criminals. Maybe they wouldn't feel as if it was necessary for them to protect the public through self-help.

Courtney Subramiam, one of the "journalists" who "previewed" her questions for the decrepit and demented Biden so that he could "answer" it with a pre-scripted response, rewarded by promotion to president of the White House Press Corps

Bonchie
@bonchieredstate

hahahahaha

This is the lady who gave her question to Biden beforehand, and he had it written verbatim in his notes with her picture.

You know what's really terrible? There are Daily Signal reporters in the press room. That's the Real Scandal Here!

English racist garbage-person who's on the wrong side of history warns the corrupt Regime that the people cannot take much more of this -- and won't take much more of this
The English have rebelled before.

All of the various Bob Dylans
by Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

TJM gets lost in the worlds of David Lynch

You might think that movie critics by nature are effeminate and bitchy, but, did you know that grass is green and red peppers are red?

"We have black ghetto fatigue"

Odd 90s-Retro Susan Collins ad against the Nazi Hotchkiss "hobby farmer"
I like the throwback AOL style of the ad.

Podcast: Sefton and CBD bounce around from Maine and its pet Nazi, to the cracks in the Democrat messaging, to the failure of California and its effect on the 2028 election, sea drones rescuing Apache crews, and more!

Seattle mayor shrugs off millionaire-tax concerns as 44% of business leaders consider leaving
It happens in all the blue states, but WA and Seattle will be different! [CBD]

TJM definitively ranks the films of Alexander Mackendrick

VOTE JEFF CARTER FOR NV STATE TREASURER!
[CBD]

Mary Margaret Olohan
@MaryMargOlohan

NEW: Five FBI employees were fired today over the infamous Richmond Catholic memo on "radical traditionalist Catholics," FBI source confirms to @realDailyWire.

Oof. Reviewers do not like Scary Movie 6. The criticism I keep hearing is that the movie mistakes a reference for an actual joke. The movie (they say) keeps Key Jangling a reference to another movie (or some other pop culture ephemera) and you expect there to be a joke but nope, the Key Jangle was the joke. Other reviewers say that the promise that "no lines will be uncrossed" is a fake-out, and that the movie is bland and inoffensively corporate.

TJM introduces you to the movies of Alexander Mackendrick

Whoops! I posted about Dan Goldman losing the NY congressional primary. He might do that, but it won't be tonight -- the primary isn't held until June 23.

One race to keep an eye on: the Levi's heir nepo baby and egregious "Designated Liar" Dan Goldman -- one of the Democrats from a safe district Democrats send out to spread their most indefensible lies -- may actually lose his lower Manhattan/Brooklyn set due to, get this, antisemitism in the Democrat primary electorate.
Antisemitism? In the anti-Nazi Democrat Party? Sounds crazy, I know, but apparently the anti-Nazi Party wants to eliminate Jews.

Henry Rosoff
@HenryRosoff

🚨EXCLUSIVE POLL:

Brad Lander is 34-pts ahead of Congressman Dan Goldman with #NY10 Democratic Primary voters. @ZohranKMamdani is backing the former Comptroller.

@bradlander: 57%

@danielsgoldman: 23%

Poll by @PIX11News & @EmersonPolling.

MORE: http://pix11.com

Oh my Totenkopf Tattoo, that is a DRUBBING!
I'm usually very anti-antisemitism but if the Communist Antisemite Jihadists can pull this one off, Go Communist Antisemite Jihadists, Go!

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

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Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

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Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups NoVaMoMe 2026: 06/20/2026 Arlington VA Contact Bluebell/Weasel for info Texas MoMe 2026: 10/16/2026-10/17/2026 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	« Syrian TV: Santa Claus Joins The Intifada \| Main \| Court: Intelligent Design a "Pretext" For Religious Instruction » December 20, 2005 Computer Worm Tricks Internet Sex-Offender To Turn Himself In A computer worm announcing "an investigation is underway" convinced a child porn offender that the gig was up. posted by Ace at 10:51 PM Comments Hi Ace, Did you maybe mean "JIG was up"? Jesus, now I'm turning into one of those grammar and punctuation scolds. Help me. Posted by: rickinstl on December 20, 2005 11:14 PM Huh, I always thought "gig" worked there, but the dictionary tells me otherwise. Dammit. Posted by: Sortelli on December 20, 2005 11:16 PM By the way? I'm really looking forward to see what Spurwing's take on this is. Dammit. Posted by: Sortelli on December 20, 2005 11:17 PM Oh Sortelli, You tried to spell check my ass? You're even more bored than I am! Have a good one. Posted by: rickinstl on December 20, 2005 11:26 PM Ace, I thought I detected a note of disapproval when you said "child-porn offender." Just because you don't understand the lifestyle choice someone has made isn't reason to display your fear and ignorance. Posted by: CraigC on December 21, 2005 12:12 AM Man, I wish I had a dime for every time I fell for THAT one. On behalf of my wife Maria, la Famiglia Goomba, the boys down at the cheese store and the entire Goomba organization, Merry Christmas to you all. Another blogging year has passed and this electronic communications thing still continues to amaze me. Let's make 2006 another powerful year for bloggers with opinions to share. And in this season, as we celebrate the nativity of Jesus Christ, let us also celebrate each other. Nickie Goomba Posted by: Nickie Goomba on December 21, 2005 12:19 AM You tried to spell check my ass? You're even more bored than I am! Yeah, but it backfired. Stop making me learn! Posted by: Sortelli on December 21, 2005 12:32 AM Your comments section is very racist, sexist, very. . . LIBERAL in their archetypes, why is that? you are so diverse and witty in your statements. I'm just confused. and why won't this flogging system remember my Personal info no matter how many I times I clicke "yes?" Posted by: Wickedpinto on December 21, 2005 07:01 AM and why won't this flogging system remember my Personal info no matter how many I times I clicke "yes?" Because it's a known bug. Ace would have fixed it months ago, but he can't afford to because he's spent all his money on sheep-on-sheep porn, disgusting rubber novelty items, and Avril Lavigne memorabilia. Posted by: OregonMuse on December 21, 2005 09:47 AM Because it's a known bug. Ace would have fixed it months ago, but he can't afford to because he's spent all his money on sheep-on-sheep porn, disgusting rubber novelty items, and Avril Lavigne memorabilia Not to mention the wine and dine bit with Allah. I bet Allah made him part with a wad (pun intended) Posted by: rls on December 21, 2005 11:19 AM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Update to Gavin Newsom Under Investigation story: This investigation was begun under Senor Dementia: Adam Housley @adamhousley As I have reported several times and now acknowledged by the Governor of California... Gavin and his wife are under federal investigation... what he failed to tell you... This began during the Biden Admin. Kind of a big detail. SpaceX's IPO sets the stage for the colonization of the solar system -- by private enterprise [CBD] Teen Driver Tayvin Galanakis Wins Jury Trial Against Officers Who Charged Him With DUI Even After He Blew 0.0 on A Breathalyzer And Passed Sobriety Tests. One Officer Accounted For 72% of All DUI Arrests For That PD [dri] Days before the woman was stabbed in the neck by a taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer, in the same general area, another taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer attacked a boy and bloodied his head with a brick. What is the UK Regime's plan for protecting the citizens from the savage criminals they've foisted on the populace? They offer NONE. They do, however, have a plan for protecting the savage criminals from the citizens: The citizens must STAY CALM and not get angry and not share videos of citizens being attacked by savage criminals. The public keeps saying "protect us from the foreign savages you have imported against our wishes and over our objections" and the UK branch of The Regime keeps proposing plans to protect the foreign savages from the public. Soclose to what the public is demanding, just, you know, the complete opposite. Just a thought: Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about the public attacking the savage criminals if you actually introduced a plan to protect the public from the savage criminals. Maybe they wouldn't feel as if it was necessary for them to protect the public through self-help. Courtney Subramiam, one of the "journalists" who "previewed" her questions for the decrepit and demented Biden so that he could "answer" it with a pre-scripted response, rewarded by promotion to president of the White House Press Corps Bonchie @bonchieredstate hahahahaha This is the lady who gave her question to Biden beforehand, and he had it written verbatim in his notes with her picture. You know what's really terrible? There are Daily Signal reporters in the press room. That's the Real Scandal Here! English racist garbage-person who's on the wrong side of history warns the corrupt Regime that the people cannot take much more of this -- and won't take much more of this The English have rebelled before. All of the various Bob Dylans by Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd TJM gets lost in the worlds of David Lynch You might think that movie critics by nature are effeminate and bitchy, but, did you know that grass is green and red peppers are red? "We have black ghetto fatigue" Odd 90s-Retro Susan Collins ad against the Nazi Hotchkiss "hobby farmer" I like the throwback AOL style of the ad. Podcast: Sefton and CBD bounce around from Maine and its pet Nazi, to the cracks in the Democrat messaging, to the failure of California and its effect on the 2028 election, sea drones rescuing Apache crews, and more! Seattle mayor shrugs off millionaire-tax concerns as 44% of business leaders consider leaving It happens in all the blue states, but WA and Seattle will be different! [CBD] TJM definitively ranks the films of Alexander Mackendrick VOTE JEFF CARTER FOR NV STATE TREASURER! [CBD] Mary Margaret Olohan @MaryMargOlohan NEW: Five FBI employees were fired today over the infamous Richmond Catholic memo on "radical traditionalist Catholics," FBI source confirms to @realDailyWire. Oof. Reviewers do not like Scary Movie 6. The criticism I keep hearing is that the movie mistakes a reference for an actual joke. The movie (they say) keeps Key Jangling a reference to another movie (or some other pop culture ephemera) and you expect there to be a joke but nope, the Key Jangle was the joke. Other reviewers say that the promise that "no lines will be uncrossed" is a fake-out, and that the movie is bland and inoffensively corporate. TJM introduces you to the movies of Alexander Mackendrick Whoops! I posted about Dan Goldman losing the NY congressional primary. He might do that, but it won't be tonight -- the primary isn't held until June 23. One race to keep an eye on: the Levi's heir nepo baby and egregious "Designated Liar" Dan Goldman -- one of the Democrats from a safe district Democrats send out to spread their most indefensible lies -- may actually lose his lower Manhattan/Brooklyn set due to, get this, antisemitism in the Democrat primary electorate. Antisemitism? In the anti-Nazi Democrat Party? Sounds crazy, I know, but apparently the anti-Nazi Party wants to eliminate Jews. Henry Rosoff @HenryRosoff 🚨EXCLUSIVE POLL: Brad Lander is 34-pts ahead of Congressman Dan Goldman with #NY10 Democratic Primary voters. @ZohranKMamdani is backing the former Comptroller. @bradlander: 57% @danielsgoldman: 23% Poll by @PIX11News & @EmersonPolling. MORE: http://pix11.com Oh my Totenkopf Tattoo, that is a DRUBBING! I'm usually very anti-antisemitism but if the Communist Antisemite Jihadists can pull this one off, Go Communist Antisemite Jihadists, Go! Recent Comments Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b] [/s]: "After waking me at his usual clock time, 3:45, S ..." Grumpy and Recalcitrant[/b][/i][/s][/u]: "A version of the Musical Interlude that will work ..." Coliin: "Trillion air is the new billion air. Local school ..." Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b] [/s]: "The local utility co. came by yesterday to upgrade ..." Richard Cranium : "Video unavailable ..." Pixy Misa: "[i]11 Fake news. Fable is NOT available to anyone ..." 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