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December 11, 2005

Israel Gets Ready to Lose High Explosive Patience

It looks like Israel has very quickly solved the equation that Trodwell over at Right Thinking People created:

"Let “A” = Wipe Israel 'off the map' Iranian says

Let “B” = Iran only months away from a bomb

Let X = A+B

Now: Solve for X."

Israel did us all a huge favor when they took out Saddam's nuclear reactor at Osirak, and they may do us an even bigger favor on Iran. That's a lot more helpful for the safety of the world than "losing patience" with Iran.


posted by Harry Callahan at 10:29 PM
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Hell, I'd contribute taxes to Israel if they bombed the Mullahs.

Posted by: Iblis on December 11, 2005 11:06 PM

"Let “A” = Wipe Israel 'off the map' Iranian says

Let “B” = Iran only months away from a bomb

Let X = A+B

Now: Solve for X."

Oh, BTW good High School analogy

Posted by: Iblis on December 11, 2005 11:08 PM

Q: How long does it take to paint over "Stars & Bars" and paint in the Star of David on an F-16?

A: Not long, not long at all.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale on December 11, 2005 11:19 PM

Although IAEA officials have said it would take at least two years for Natanz to become fully operational, Mr ElBaradei believes that once the facility is up and running, the Iranians could be "a few months" away from a nuclear weapon.

Posted by: Steve J. on December 12, 2005 04:40 AM

All Things Beautiful TrackBack ' If Israel Is The Tumor Then Iran Is The Metastasizing Cancer':

"If "Israel is the Tumor", according to the hysterical and deranged Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, then Iran is the Cancer, and it's metastasizing....Israeli intelligence warned the government that Iran was operating enrichment facilities, believed to be small and concealed in civilian locations...."

Posted by: Alexandra on December 12, 2005 07:04 AM

Yeah, but CAN they do this big and hairy job? I mean, really? Although if we offer plenty of quiet help, well, maybe ... aren't we talking about a dozen different sites, probably hardened?

Unless of course they know EXACTLY where to hit. Mossad's good, but you can't assume they know everything.

Don't mistake my motives -- I WANT them to knock Iran's nukes out. Hell, I want US to do it, out loud, as a warning to our other enemies. But a failed Israeli strike ... y'know, on second thought, never mind. Unless Iran has a bomb ready to launch, even if the first attack fails, the Israelis can just go back again tomorrow, and tomorrow, until they get it right.

Posted by: Steve Johnson on December 12, 2005 07:44 AM

Go for it! ... and this time don't worry about the UN scolding you for it. Our boy Bolton is on the job.

Posted by: tefta on December 12, 2005 08:13 AM

If Israel has to take out Iran's nulear capabilities then U.S. foreign and defense policy has failed. We (the U.S.) have ample weapons in place capable of doing serious damage to Iran's nuclear weapons program. It will be a major stretch for Isreal to accomplish anything near what we can do. Shame on us if Isreal has to do it.

Mike Porter

Posted by: Mike Porter on December 12, 2005 09:30 AM

Yeah, but I'm hoping that Sharon calls a press conference and says:

"Did we just bomb the crap out of the Iranian nuclear weapons program?

smiling

Time will tell. Time will tell."

Posted by: Pompous on December 12, 2005 10:06 AM

Okay, don't want to become the YTMND.com pimp, but the solve for x thing reminds me of this funny one:

http://mathpwned.ytmnd.com/

Background music, so be careful if you click at work.

Posted by: MisterTan on December 12, 2005 11:21 AM

The president just kicked ass at a speech-question/answer event.
BAM!
Fuck you, Democrats.

(Too bad we didn't have a blogger blogging about it.)

Posted by: Timmy in the Well on December 12, 2005 12:16 PM

Please God, let Israel nuke Tehran. Oh, please. Please. I've waited all my adult life for someone just to casually wipe the capital of one of these mouthy elites off the map.

Posted by: Kralizec on December 12, 2005 09:19 PM
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