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Vote... or ElseVote for Ace or the little furry ones die. More endorsements here. Don't forget to vote for Dave from Garfield Ridge, Wuzzadem, Demure Thoughts, SondraK, and Florida Cracker in the Top 251-500 Category, for whom I previously provided a bad link. Thanks to Slublog for the 'shop. posted by Ace at 04:43 AM
CommentsWhat you forgot to mention is that every time you vote FOR ace, Dick Cheney also kills a kitten... Still, if a kitten's going to die anyhow, might as well vote for ace. Posted by: anon on December 11, 2005 04:56 AM
Every time you forget to close a bold tag, Pixy kills a Domo-kun. Posted by: Pixy Misa on December 11, 2005 06:05 AM
what's up with the bold type on your site ace? kinda seems like you're yelling at us. it's starting to hurt my feelings. what did we do to deserve such a fate? Posted by: moflicky on December 11, 2005 06:18 AM
Posted by: Pixy Misa on December 11, 2005 06:35 AM
Dave in Garfield has the category all sewn up. I'd hate to see Fiesty get depressed and cut all her hair off again. Posted by: Bart on December 11, 2005 07:37 AM
Loose shit Ace. Close some tags around here. Posted by: Dale on December 11, 2005 07:53 AM
What category is Dave at Garfield in? I looked for him and didn't see him. Raise your hand if you've indulged in a little vengeance voting this year. I mean, voting for whatever blog has the best chance to beat out some other blog I've lost my taste for... Posted by: S. Weasel on December 11, 2005 08:45 AM
Dave in Garfield is in the 3501-5000 category. By the way, what's Andrew Sullivan doing in the best blog category? Shouldn't he be with the gay folks? His blog sucks. I haven't read him in over a year. Posted by: Bart at Bareback Mountin' on December 11, 2005 08:53 AM
Oh! I missed it because I wasn't thinking the title was just "Garfield Ridge." Woohoo, Dave! You're kicking butt in the something-something to something-someting category! Posted by: S. Weasel on December 11, 2005 09:03 AM
Please Ace. That vote or else sounds like my no-talent hack, only famous for nailing me ex's "Vote or Die!" bit from the last election. We know how well that went. Posted by: J-Lo on December 11, 2005 10:36 AM
Whoring for votes? Hand over your NYC resident-status permit, inteloper. We want you out, or banished to the Upper East Side., and no park for you! Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on December 11, 2005 11:32 AM
Thanks again for the endorsement, Ace. It's certainly far better than sending me another Hickory Farms gift-pak. By the way-- can I expect another one of those this year? That pimento cheese log really hits the f'ing spot on New Years Eve. As for all the commenters here at Ace of Spades HQ, I thank you for your support. Your votes are appreciated. . . and as long as I'm being tailed by a blogger named Ellen (ELLEN!), I need your votes, badly. Much gracias, and Tierra del Fuego, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on December 11, 2005 12:02 PM
Sorry, I hate cats. Posted by: Jeff H on December 11, 2005 01:16 PM
WOOT 2000th vote babeee Posted by: doc on December 11, 2005 01:56 PM
Did you vote today? Posted by: Timmy in the Well on December 12, 2005 10:13 AM
The man asked you a question. What? Did you vote today, beetch? What? Do I speak English? What? Say what again. Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson on December 12, 2005 10:16 AM
Did you vote yet? Posted by: Timmy in the Well on December 12, 2005 03:08 PM
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