You can get Jack Daniels in Bahrain? I thought they had a whole "no alcohol" thing over there.

They probably said he had "The OC on the brain" and it got all confused in translation.

Let me guess: He'll pull through. I often wondered if he had been convicted whether he would have offed himself. He's too much of a wimp.

Demerol and Jack Daniels known as Extra Strength Jesus Juice.

I'd ask how one goes about getting drugs and booze in a a country that cuts off your hands for doing such things but I guess the answer is, the same way one can have sex will boys in a country with "laws" against such.

That Demerol's sweet stuff. I was on it for a few days after surgery a couple years ago, and I actually looked forward to the needle.

I don't wish Michael enough ill to dance on his grave or anything, but I'll take this story a little more seriously when I read it in a source other than the Enquirer.

I was really anti-drug as a teenager, and I kept refusing demerol after a shoulder surgery. Then I let them give it to me, just to alleviate the discomfort.

I didn't refuse it after that.

His PR hack just denied it, http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10401375/ so it must be true.

I don't wish Michael enough ill to dance on his grave or anything

If this story pans out the way I hope it does, Utron, I'll be happy to do it for you.

I should be so lucky. One man's "rock bottom" is another man's "dream vacation"...

You know, the Dems outta run this guy in '08. I mean, you can't touch this fucker. Booze and Drugs in a Theocracy, walk on a molestation charge that everyone on the Planet knows you're guilty of...he's un-fucking-touchable. He makes Bill Clinton look like Joey Buttafucco.

When you get your first shot of demerol (or any of the higher-potency opiates/synthetic opiates), you will understand why heroin addicts are heroin addicts.
Having said that, Michael is an amateur.
He should try Valurite Vodka and Klonopin, like a pro.
A pro Viking.
(No, not the football type. They are also amateurs. Getting caught doing live sex parties in public. Friggin' rookies...)

Has-been's plea for attention.

He should suck on a 45 ... a Colt 45

/channeling Billie D.

Yawn.

That's what you call a Hobson's Choice.

Nicely played, sir. Didn't Kipling once use the phrase "Hobson's choice"?

When you get your first shot of demerol (or any of the higher-potency opiates/synthetic opiates), you will understand why heroin addicts are heroin addicts.

Not to endorse heroin or anything, but yes, when you get injected with demerol, suddenly the attraction of smack becomes less unfathomable.

Or even that hillbilly heroin... oxycontin. Sweet sweet blissful warmth. I had some really horrible surgery about four years ago. I never before heard of the stuff, but I felt those crushingly beautiful pangs of falling in love everytime I had a dose. I was on it for 3 weeks...had to throw it away because of the jones it caused.

I was really anti-drug as a teenager

Not to worry. I picked up the slack.

BiffBoff,

LOL.

You too, are on fire.

Really.

All,

Funny thing, this.

D.o.C.

Drug of Choice.

It's near impossible who will respond to what drug, but one thing's for sure, some drugs speak to some people.

For some it's vicodin, others demerol, others still oxycontin.

And the interesting thing is that for the user, he/she will typically have little interest in using anything else.

It's true.

...

So Jacko has been alleged to be on demerol and Jack?

Not the "cocktail" I would have guessed for the King of Pop.

It raises the question as to by what route he might have taken the meperidine (demerol)?

Most often it is given by intramuscular injection (IM). Did Jacko shoot himself?

Ouch.

He's not that manly.

I guess he had a compound chemist prepare meperidine suppositories.

That sounds more like it.

Chased with appletinis.

I'm still trying to figure out on what planet the Santa Barbara police would be one of the first calls from a Jackson family "insider", whatever the hell that is.

Jackson's a douche, of course, and if he doesn't off his own self, his proclivities could get the Bahrainis to do so on his behalf.

According to his spokesperson:

“The Green light that people have thought they have had to willfully impugn Michael Jackson's character and integrity has now become Red.”

re: You can get Jack Daniels in Bahrain? I thought they had a whole "no alcohol" thing over there.

Alcohol is served at the better hotels there and sold openly in some places. I stayed at Le Meredien Hotel in Manama and they even had a Trader Vic's. The alcohol issue varies from country to country.

The happiest day of my life was the day I had my wisdom teeth removed. The gave me a steady Valium/Demerol IV drip. Sweet Jesus, it was just a beautiful, beautiful thing to be alive. I wanted to go back next day and have another tooth out. And another. And another. And eventually I suppose they could have my toes. And then my fingers. And then...you know...I was going to cross that crick when I came to it.

I was born to be a junkie. <Sigh>. How come none of my ambitions ever bear fruit?

Hope he gets real sick and admits to being such a evil rotten person

I got demerol once. Worst experience of my life. Burning feeling, nasty hallucinations, etc.

Now I get an armband that says "no demerol" and some weak-ass morphine, which wears off twice as fast in me as in other people.

The happiest day of my life was the day I had my wisdom teeth removed. The gave me a steady Valium/Demerol IV drip. Sweet Jesus, it was just a beautiful, beautiful thing to be alive.

You know what they gave me? Tylenol.

Next time, Alex, spread-eagle yourself in the doorframe and scream like a little girl until they give you something stronger.

They have to serve alcohol to keep the Saudi businessmen happy. There's a reason those guys make so many business trips.

Jacko discovers Muhammad Milkshake. Film at eleven.

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I'm glad you posted that, "responding". We had been wondering where Ace is and what he's been doing.