Meanie. Who said I was going for funny anyway? My blog is 100% serious; simply an enumeration of things crawling up the butts of low-rent hookers everywhere....Not a joke to be found.

In actuality, the only thing I'm really going for is Ace. mmmm.....ace with the hot streaming media radio action.

Perhaps, I'll just post some pictures of comic book characters with big racks and Magic, The Game tips or something and you'll change your mind on your endorsement?

I feel bad for Fisty.
I enjoy his/her blog.
Dave in Garfield is cool and everything, but Fietsy talks about sex for money and stuff.

What to do?

Blame Bush should be nominated for a best humor blog award. Liberal Larry is as funny as the others in the category.

Thanks Bart. I enjoy myself a lot too....

I thought it was important to announce that I've added 'I have something Dave never will-- a non-latex vagina' to my rotating taglines.

I'd never heard of Jesus' General before the first time I went to vote. When I saw how far ahead it was I figured I had to check it out. Let's just say that it looks like Margaret Cho now has a blog.

Thanks Ace!!!!

Those teenagers are staying one step ahead of me every day!!! Every time I almost catch up they get like 20 more votes!! Come on guys!! Don't let those without any life experience win this one!!

VOTE HERE!!!!!! Please!!

Best of the Rest...

Thanks Ace... Really, thanks... I don't NEED your support.

FEH!

http://thesins.blogspot.com

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for their support and their votes and I hope...

What?

What the hell do you mean I wasn't nominated...?!? Get my campaign manager on the phone. I want that SOB to get out there and start handing out cigarettes or cash or D&D figurines...whatever motivates this crowd to get off their asses and cast some votes!

Ace, thank you. Seriously. A bottle of Valu-Rite vodka has just been downed in your honor.

Bart, would it make any difference to you if I started talking about sex for meth? Because I can do that. I'm running real low right now, and honestly, my freegan dumpster searches haven't turned up anything of value lately, so the last thing I have to sell is my body.

Well, okay, to be technical, my *soul* is also for sale, but I think Ace has a lien on that one. You wouldn't believe how many BJ's that guy needs to get him through a Giants game, sheesh! One day I will be free. . . one day.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Ace:

Since you are lacking a recommendation for best Flippery Fish (6750-8750), may I suggest Error Theory?

Come by and visit y'all. Help me expose the phoney "redesign" of the Flight 93 memorial. The Bowl-of-Embrace still contains the original Crescent-of-embrace, and all the other features that made the Crescent memorial an Islamo-fascist shrine.

Exposé here.

Vote here.

Geez, Sparkle, you go on hiatus for almost a month and you expect us to vote for you.?! Can't vote for you now.... 'cus I voted for ya already yesterday afternoon.

Ace must be a god... he's posting in the future... Hey, Ace how 'bout telling me what the NASDAQ is doing next week, I could use a quick windfall

Vote for Rightwingsparkle?

Hell no!

Vote for me.

Why? Because , dude, doesn't she have it all already? The looks. The writing skills. The adoration of the AoSHQ crew. What do I have? None of those things. Well, I suppose I do have the typing skills of a retarded chimpanzee wearing knitted mittens and a sense of humor that only approaches funny when my two misguided brain cells accidentally bonk into each other.

I'm begging here.

At least if I can't win, can I get a little sloppy seconds love with the award? I can't go down to these other guys. It'd be humiliating - worse than still being on friendly terms with Chris Klein.

(Ace, thank you very much for the endorsement!!_

Thanks Ace! I am overwhelmed with sniffle gratitude and stuff. I guess i'll put the check in the mail by friday. Or I could just send you dried meats like I sent to Dave after I lost my bet. Who knew blogging could be so expensive?

Anyway, thanks again... your the best.

-jen

You mean there's not a best blog name category! I know Two or Three would have won that hand's down.

...unless you're a total hit-whore, like Whizbang!...

Just knock off the sweet talk, Ace. You had me at "Paul Metzler situation."

I'm voting from home, BTW. The office has firewalls against hit-whores and their Flash Media packages.

Ace, you're a peach.

You're round and soft and pink and fuzzy, and you bruise so easily...Wait, did I say that out loud?

You're a piece of sugar, thanks. And now I'll be able to stop giving out blowjobs for votes down at the Wi-Fi place. I was getting tired.

Donnah owes me a monitor. And a pair of underwear.

Everybody, go and vote for Wuzzadem. Don't let that rabid yellow dog win!

Wow, Donnah! You topped Feisty's comments! clap clap clap

Thank you, Ace! Now wouldja please deposit that check? You should have gotten it by now! ;-)

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo!

How can I vote Naked Testicle Spiderman? He's not among the finalists (best humor blog). At least not by that name.

Disssed. It hurts.

How can I vote Naked Testicle Spiderman?

That's Ace's term of endearment for Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom. Kind of a homoerotic nickname with special meaning for the two of them.

I'll try to explain the 10 day voting...

It's that way to dull the influence of an Instalanche (or other such high traffic link), to give bloggers with much lower daily traffic a chance to send a steady stream of voters over the entire period.

Considering that the site is not actually hosted at Wizbang and the Google ads pull in barely enough money per day to get a sub at Quizno's (which will go back to near zero in one week), it's hardly about the money or hits.

That's the way the awards have run for three years. It wasn't broke so I didn't fix it.

I am absolutely filled with heartache, Ace. Oh, the pain! The anguish!

Seriously, just the fact that you have me blogrolled is pretty sweet. We're cool.

Is it Dec 15th?

I'VE BEEN COMING TO...oh, never mind. I'll just take my link on every page in the sidebar.

and I'm stunned by how my tiny blog is doing as well as it has.

Jimmie,

How sweet. But just like McCain with Bush in the primaries, it's time to throw your support behind me.

If those teenagers would stop IMing every hormone in town to vote for them, I could actually get ahead!

Right now I am 9 freakin votes behind.

And... about that AoSPQ crew adoration thing. I got called a whore yesterday, soooo.... maybe not.

;-)

Jennifer, wait-- you sent me *dried* meat? Mine all came in sauce.

Come to think of it, what kind of sauce was that???

I think I'm going to go vomit now.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Rightwingsparkle, I just went and threw my support behind you. I'll do it again if you want. You're still a few votes short. I think you gotta campaign harder.

Give up the race before it's even half over? No way!

And comparing me to John McCain was just really, really low.

Sparkle:

I got called a whore yesterday

Who?!? Who said it?!? What stinking rotten biscuit-head soon-to-be dead man said it?

When we insult you, it's always with the love. When somone else insults you, that's a grave insult to our collective manhood and must be avenged.

Now...what greasy little turd just signed his own death-warrant?

Acutally, it was a she.

No worries. I'm about as far from being a whore as you can get without being a nun. So it's not like it hurt or anything...;-)

I didn't say it, but I fantacize about it all the time.

Of course I want you to do it every day erik! My problem is that I can't campaign on my own blog cuz I took the month of Dec. off and told my readers that, so they aren't expecting me back until Jan 1st!!!

THANKZ!

Oh, go ahead and post on your own blog RWS. No one will mind. It's a special occurrence.

Slublog,

Oh, I did! But I'm just not getting much traffic now.

RWS, uh, I still check every couple days just in case you changed your mind...

Well, if you'd like I can go from computer to computer in my office and vote for you.

But that would be cheating.

c'mon RWS, go back to it and let's get into a big fight over McCain! Christmas would be sweeter!

Slublog,

There is no such thing as cheating in the blog wars!

But this isn't cheating! Each computer gets a vote. That is what Kevin said. EACH COMPUTER. He didn't say person. So.. yes.. run around to every computer. No one in your office will notice you I'm sure....;-)

JFH,

That is so nice! But you know..If you click on the "subscribe to Rightwingsparkle" thingy on my sidebar, it will let you know when I have posted again so you don't have to keep checking.

At least that is the way it's suppose to work.

Oh, I did! But I'm just not getting much traffic now.

Try putting up pictures of your daughter. Or you in the summer dress. You know the one I'm talking about.

It's time to pull out all the stops!

Dave,

Let me get through Christmas party room mom stuff, New York City (which I am so excited about I could die) and then Christmas and New Years...Please!!!!

oh fine. whatever.

I am begging a blogger to post. huh. I really thought I had a life.

these lessons are bitter at my age.

RWS, all your irresponsible family gatherings and vacationing are getting in the way of your blogging. I insist you get back to the truly important things, and get rid of all that "life" and "family"

Michael,

You mean THIS picture????

See? I will do even this!!! Now Vote!!!

And vote for ACE too of course!!!!....;-)

Okay, okay...I'll start going computer to computer.

Yup, that's the one! You've got my home and work vote locked up now!

A plea for Conservative unity: www.HillaryPrevention.com

YAY! Ahead by two votes for the 1st time! Thanks Sublog!!!

Wait, my link is wrong. It should be here:
http://weblogawards.org/2005/12/best_of_the_top_251_500_blogs.php

Please don't make me spent the week-end coughing up pubic hair.

Already did my duty and voted for the three of you again. You know who you are. You are the only ones I truly care about. And I know exactly how much that means to you.

You mean THIS picture????

That will work for today's vote, but we're going to have to see a little more skin tomorrow.

GOOD GRIEF!!!!

Here is the post just put up at my competing blog:

If you keep track of your votes, we'll recognize our top five supporters here on the blog. Feel free to be creative (i.e. email relatives, call through your church directories, :wink: etc.) Thank you all so much!

UPDATE: As another incentive, we will also recognize (including a link) every blogger who posts encouraging their readers to vote. From what we can tell The Rebelution is the only homeschool blog, and one of two teen blogs in the entire Weblog Awards.

It's HOMESCHOOLERS!! They live for their computers!! it's their only source to the outside world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....All is lost..... ;-(

Heh.

Please don't make me spent the week-end coughing up pubic hair.

Just one more time . . .

That will work for today's vote, but we're going to have to see a little more skin tomorrow.

Yeah. I know you've got some swimwear shots of you at the lake and/or pool.

Or give up the daughter's beauty contest pics.

Up to you.

No more votes until I see booby.

P.S. Notice Feisty wanted no part of "proving" she's a she?

Tell you what. I'm trying to be reasonable. Just one picture of you in your high school cheerleaders uniform, and you've got all my votes for the duration.

Bart, are you good with that?

Thanks, Michael.
You weren't supposed to tell anybody about my cheerleading uniform.

No more votes until I see booby.

Yeah, seriously, Ace, stop being so bashful.

Captain's quarters is kind of amazing, because of the original research and content that comes out of there. The blog is really understated, so you a person might not realize how earthshaking it is. It's like an innocuous looking pet poodle that jumps up and bites people's heads off. Seriously, it practically brought down the Canadian government by itself.

I think The Anchoress has been really high quality also, so I voted it for best conservative blog.

Paul Anka Rocks is on PBS right now.

I don't see Vinny Falcone. Or Joe.

they nailed the cut off on "For Once in my Life"

no loose shit

ha! Mack the Knife!

the rhythm dude with the Stratocaster looks like Anderson Cooper.

P.S. Notice Feisty wanted no part of "proving" she's a she?

Yo. Here's me semi-anonymously passed out at a party.

In addition, I want everyone to take pity on me because I got called a whore yesterday too. Like loudly with an accusatory tone AND pointed fingers.

wow. Mr. Paul Anka just did a duet on "My Way" with Mr. Frank Sinatra.

you say what you want to, that can't be easy.

No one can accuse Bart of not being man enough to admit when he is wrong. I was wr--...

I was wrooo-..
I

Was

wron--.

Nope. Can't do it.

You got a set o' balls on you, Feister. Figuratively, of course. Not many chicks would post a pic of herself on the bathroom floor...with a toilet paper roll as background.

Right now, Michael's left hand is "light-speed" mode.
Easy, Michael, easy.

Seriously, though, Fissty, I dig you.
Dave in Garfield's Ridge, you're out.
Fiesty, you're in.

"Tell you what. I'm trying to be reasonable. Just one picture of you in your high school cheerleaders uniform, and you've got all my votes for the duration."

Well, okay, but you guys are going to have to vote for me a lot.

You rotten mother fucker.

There ought to be 100 word-limits on each comment.

Bart,

That cheerleader uniform line made me laugh.

Oh yeah, I keep my high school cheerleader pictures online ready to post.

I am about to give up on the weblog thing. The homeschoolers are on a debate forum where they can remind everyone to vote everyday. Everytime I get close, they ask and ask. And the homeschoolers really support each other. So... maybe next year.

Why did you have to make Ponch so big, Ace? Why? His head practically popped out and broke my monitor when I clicked the link.

Without BlameBush, the whole thing is worthless

Thanks Bart!

I guess I'll have to forgive you for spelling my name wrong no less than 3 different ways in one comment.

Those pictures are not staged either....unfortunately. Stupid friends. You should see the digital camera videos of me barfing in a toilet while bopping my head to the rhythm of some Eurotrash music in the background.

Even I won't post that...too embarrassing. Don't drink, kids. Just. Say. No.

Feesty, my dear woman, you intrigue me.

P Dippy says
Get out and Vote

or he'll drive by and kill you.

You should see the digital camera videos of me barfing in a toilet while bopping my head to the rhythm of some Eurotrash music in the background.

hangovers. the body's punishment for being really dumb. and yet, I started out thinking "I'm going to have a good time tonight"

Oh, Bart. Fooled by a whore "feigning" being passed out on the floor. Silly man.

The rest of you *real* men out there who know that she's not passed out until YOU put the roofies in her drink, come vote for Garfield Ridge.

Seriously, if you don't vote for me, I'm in danger of being overtaken by a blogger named Ellen.

Ellen.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Dave
Ok the reindeer pooper did it. You got my vote.

Oh Lordy.

I'm up against reindeers shittin' chocolate. And I'm losing.

This is sad.

Dave, the defilers totally saved their roofies that night; they weren't needed at all. Although...that whole not-drunk-at-all to unconscious in under an hour thing was a little suspicious.

I'm sure this has been brought up before, but...

How retarded is this "in the past 24 hours" bit?

Why not make it so you can only vote once within a fixed 24-hour period, such as, say, midnight EST until next midnight EST?

Either way, one could only vote once a day. But why the hell should I need to keep track of at what time of the day I last voted?

RWS, you CAN NOT bow out! You are WAY too close to beating those punks! At least you're not getting your ass kicked by moonbats like the rest of us are in almost all the other categories!

Time for some of us to stop splitting the conservative vote. Too bad the others in my category don't even appear to care at all. Buncha party poopers. Mheh.

Dave, you are pulling away from Ellen. Are you sure you're ok with that? Because, you know, I've got the remote tuned to her frequency, and my finger's set to hit auto-snuggle.

P Dippy says
Vote or Die

Really. He'll fill your punk ass full of caps if you don't vote.

Have you voted today?

Did you vote today?