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December 07, 2005
Oliver Willis Scoop: Pajamas Media Just KKKarl Rove Shell Company To Pay Rightwing Bloggers!Okay, before I just liked Karl Rove, but now I like-like Karl Rove. Anyway, this is the paranoid conspiracy of some on the left. It isn't even Oliver Willis' theory, actually. He just links to it. What, you expected an original idea from him? Say Anything knocks the theory down. I've always wanted to be part of a conspiracy theory. I think I'll start deflecting this claim evasively, just so people think maybe it's true. Will I soon taking money directly from the RNC to push the Bush agenda? (smiling) Time will tell. Time. Will. Tell. So thank you, O-Dub! Geeze, it's not as if you get some of your money from a megalomaniacal hard-left socialist billionaire with delusions of godhood or anything, right? posted by Ace at 05:45 PM
CommentsDidya ever see Conspiracy Theory, with Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts? Not the best movie. But *Shadow* Conspiracy, with Charlie Sheen? That was decent. Hey, I like all things Sheen. Except Martin. He can go fuck his knuckles for all I care.* Cheers, *Apocalypse Now, Wall Street-- because it had Charlie, duh-- and The Dead Zone excepted. ESPECIALLY The Dead Zone. "The missiles are flying. Hallelujah, Hallelujah!" Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on December 7, 2005 05:58 PM
Oliver Willis accusing people of being paid partisan bloggers is just the slightest bit ironic. Posted by: tachyonshuggy on December 7, 2005 06:05 PM
But O dub doesn't see it as getting paid. He sees it as his righteous tribute for gracing us with his presence. Plus the fact that its in Filet-O-Fish sandwiches limits its value. Posted by: Iblis on December 7, 2005 06:26 PM
As opposed to say Kos taking money from Dean? Posted by: on December 7, 2005 06:33 PM
It's a little known fact that Karl Rove is Dick Cheney's young apprentice. Posted by: OregonMuse on December 7, 2005 07:05 PM
If Karl would like to send me a check I'll become even more right wing than I already am. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on December 7, 2005 07:21 PM
Only a hard rightwing wingnut would consider Media Matters a 'hard left' site. There. I said i .. . hey, you finished with those fries? Posted by: Fatrios on December 7, 2005 07:28 PM
Gee, Oliver -- project much? Not everyone's a paid shill. Not everyone works for a James Bond villain like Soros or his minion, Brock. It just seems that way to you, looking at the world through a McDonald's drink container half full of chocolate milk shake. Posted by: The Colossus on December 7, 2005 09:00 PM
Dammit...I am getting sick of you putting down Filet o' Fish sandwiches! I happen to like 'em, and I eat 'em! Call him what he is: a fat pile of shit who simply regurgitates whatever Atrios and Kos write about, but please do not disparage a food product to score cheap points! :-) Posted by: Mark on December 7, 2005 09:03 PM
This should be an open thread. Posted by: The Unabrewer on December 7, 2005 09:36 PM
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Oof. Reviewers do not like Scary Movie 6. The criticism I keep hearing is that the movie mistakes a reference for an actual joke. The movie (they say) keeps Key Jangling a reference to another movie (or some other pop culture ephemera) and you expect there to be a joke but nope, the Key Jangle was the joke. Other reviewers say that the promise that "no lines will be uncrossed" is a fake-out, and that the movie is bland and inoffensively corporate.
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One race to keep an eye on: the Levi's heir nepo baby and egregious "Designated Liar" Dan Goldman -- one of the Democrats from a safe district Democrats send out to spread their most indefensible lies -- may actually lose his lower Manhattan/Brooklyn set due to, get this, antisemitism in the Democrat primary electorate.
Antisemitism? In the anti-Nazi Democrat Party? Sounds crazy, I know, but apparently the anti-Nazi Party wants to eliminate Jews. Henry Rosoff Oh my Totenkopf Tattoo, that is a DRUBBING! I'm usually very anti-antisemitism but if the Communist Antisemite Jihadists can pull this one off, Go Communist Antisemite Jihadists, Go!
Democrat Senator Rueben Gallego, who served his wife with divorce papers when she was nine months pregnant so that he could marry his side-piece, counsels us that we should not judge Graham Platner for his infidelity because these things are personal matters, Racists:
Sahil Kapur I like that he says that it's okay that Graham Platner sexted 12 different women within months of marrying the woman to sponge off her because he wasn't then "living a political life" -- the clear meaning being, "We all cheat, we just don't cheat when we're running for office, and he didn't know he was running for office when he was sending dicpics to half the women he ran into." Except he was running: His own wife turned the sexts over to his campaign. And obviously Reuben Gallego didn't let his "political life" get in the way of his extramarital dating life: ![]()
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Just like "Spartacus" Corey Booker, now that James Talarico is running for a higher office, he unveils his previously-unknown "girlfriend" and hooboy, it just so happens she used to work for him, and, get this, likes to "dance the night away" at gay bars
Gee I wonder where they might have met Oh and she's a vegan When Corey Booker needed a "girlfriend," he conjured up known LGBTQ activist Rosario Dawson. How convenient that when these guys need a girlfriend to show off to the normies that just happen to find an activist with a strong history of and interest in Supporting Gay Men But seriously, this James Talarico romance with a Neighbor with a Uterus is a love story for the ages. The passion of their lovemaking is hotter than a blue star with a core of Primordial Sex Atoms created in the Big Bang
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