I blame global-warming.

"Dick Cheney's Missing Left Testicle Discovered Floating Off Coast Of Japan"

countless poisonous tentacles

Strap on the air tanks; we're going to swim with the giant jelly fish.

I it is a sea creature, the Japanese will put it on the menu.

I blame the 3-quinuclidinyl benzillate. You don't expect me to believe those things are real, do you?

Isn't this a problem for Godzilla to handle? If not, then can't Ghidra or Rodan take care of business here?

I it is a sea creature, the Japanese will put it on the menu.

Yup, one Iron Chef episode oughta take care of the problem.

Jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing...

This is another failure of the Bush Administration to address the enviromental needs of the International Community.

This is another failure of the Bush Administration to address the environmental needs of the International Community.

Look the only know way to neutralize the Jellyfish is with the PeanutButter fish. They just stick together a make a tasty snack for schools of fish.

Ted Kennedy in his natural habitat:
Frolicking in a giant vat at the Chivas Regal plant.

Well, at least now we know who/what killed the giant underwater scorpions.

Theres a epidode of the 60s sci fi series VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA which involved a giant jellyfish but the jellyfish on the show would make that one look like a minnow

> I blame global-warming.

If you follow the link, they already made that joke in the original article. Well, depending on what qualifies as a joke. You could say they were serious.