how in the world am I the first person to post something here? huh.

anyways, vote for me, too!

please?

Ahem. Can I get a crumb? The Top 250?

All my competitors are a bunch of slack-jawed booger-eaters who kill puppies and kittens, make babies cry, and hate their mothers. And love Osama bin Laden. And gerbils. If you know what I mean.
Besides, I'm getting desperate to not be humiliated and I'm about to start playing dirty tricks on them. (Photoshop is my friend, sorta. My handicapped friend.)

Beth, we need to stop meeting like this

Quit stalking me!

I just noticed I have 5 different tabs open with varying pages from these two threads.

why, for the love of shrimp, am I still awake?

I vote from home and from work every day. So count on me for 18 votes.

your doing pretty well on there Ace....looks like that automatic voting software I'm using is pretty effective.

If you vote for Ace, he'll thank you personally.

If you vote for Ace, he'll thank you personally.

Ouch. Not nice, sponge.

Funny, though.

funny

heh. yeah it was. that and the stuff about gerbils. and stalking.

jeez this is a weird thread.

I'm not completely "in" with all of this "blog" "stuff", but someone explain to me why Jesus' General has over 2000 votes for funniest blog, outpacing blogs like IMAO or Iowahawk.

I went there, I trolled. The posts are just snarky, obscure, 'all Christians are sexual deviants' remarks, and the commentors are beyond description. I would've kept trolling, but it was just so painful to scroll through the comments, people faking southern accents and praising Jay-sus, etc.

I'm trying to be impartial, but there's just nothing funny there, and I think they are somehow cheating. Is that possible?

I AM THE BEST OF THE TOP 3501-5000 BLOGS!

I HAVE A THOUSAND YEARS OF POWER!

I HAVE MY CAPS LOCK ON!

CHEERS,
DAVE AT GARFIELD RIDGE

P.S. Yeah, please vote for me. I'm a needy bastard who needs the affirmation of total strangers stupid enough to enjoy my crappy blog.

Rumor has it, that Jesus blog is HIL-AR-IOUS to the liberal crowd, and gets linked by some of the biggies.

It's entirely possible. You could program a bot to vote for you. Of course, given that Atrios is able to get 9 gazillion comments on each of seven open threads per day, maybe it's possible the blog really is getting all of those votes.

Rumor has it, that Jesus blog is HIL-AR-IOUS to the liberal crowd, and gets linked by some of the biggies.
Posted by carin at December 7, 2005 09:45 AM

But how? I can laugh at funny left stuff, The Daily Show, SNL, Simpsons (less often than I used to), but JG just isn't.

I've completely lost faith in the Weblog awards and, without that, what do I have?

DAVE I VOTED FOR YOU.

WHERE'S THE MONEY YOU PROMISED?

Well, I can't even beg on my own blog since I am pausing to do holiday things!!!! Please guys! Go vote for me in the 1000-1750 category. I have ALMOST caught up with the teenagers who are ahead.

We grownups CAN NOT LET THEM WIN!!!

Show some love for Rightwingsparkle!!!(vote every day too!)

Ace,

Of course I voted for you!

Slublog--

Your money's on the dresser, chocolate.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Sweeet.

Thanks, sugar daddy.

I don't get the "thank you personally" insult.

Please explain.

Have you ever been in a situation where you’ve competed with other bloggers over reader's votes?

Dave – “No. I’ve never had much competition. I remember girls competing over me, which was very exciting, to say the least. Except one had a hump and the other, with whom I ended up, was an ungodly squirter. I could never tell if she was coming or going. More likely the latter, seeing how I’ve never been able to satisfy a woman. Or a man for that matter. But hey! Doesn’t matter, as long as I get those votes full of aggrandizing bloggy goodness.”

Ace - "This life is a crazy one, and I get a lot of attention, and I get pressure from a lot of people, especially shemales, who don’t understand. For me, it’s about staying patient and being who I am. I’m sorry, what was the question again?”

I voted for both you dorks and will continue to do so. Not because I placate. I don’t. I tell it straight up. I love you guys. Much in the same way a starving gerbil loves the piece of peanut it finds in Richard Gere’s colon.

I believe the lad is taking a pot shot at ace for being tardy with the thank you email to those who contributed funds a few weeks ago.

RWS - I voted for you as well you sweet angel and will do so again in 24 hours.

"I love you guys. Much in the same way a starving gerbil loves the piece of peanut it finds in Richard Gere’s colon."

Compos, your way with words leaves me revolted and nauseous.

Bravo, good sir. Bravo.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

RWS-I voted for you as well you sweet angel and will do so again in 24 hours.

Actually Dave, I rather love compos's way with words.

revolted and nauseous

You know, I hate it when those pussies at Webster's just give up and say "that word means whatever the hell people think it means".

They threw in the towel on irregardless too. Wimps.

is this nit-picking? am I killing this thread? I'll just go vote.

Hey, I'm with you Dave, irregardless of what you write.

Yes, Dave, I love it when people announce that they cause others to be nauseated. Makes me giggle.

Some standards please, dictionary people!!

You could be more sympathetic, Lipstick. Dave always gets a little nauseous when he feels his period coming on.

BTW, Dave, you got my vote. I kid because I love.

I voted for all you needy bastards. All you have to do is ask, much like my dating policy.

Awwwww, now you've done it.

Irregardless is not a word, regardless of what the dictionary says.

And I couldn't care less what you say to that.

DDG (who could care less, but is taking some poetic license, like the Patriot, or Reuters)

I'm voting for you too, Dave. And RWS. And Ace.

The libs are pulling the same shit as they did last year. Did you see how many votes the Lefty blogs are pulling in?

Fucking cheaters.

If there were a "funniest commenter" category, compos mentis' jaw-dropper in this thread would earn him my vote.

I voted for Dave in Garfield, but I didn't know that Feisty was in the same category.

Now I'm torn

between

two

lovers

feeling like

a fool.

P.S. Not 100% sure that Feisty is not a man.

The Top 501-1000 category is dominated by two left-wing blogs. Annoying.

I voted for Dave in Garfield

It's Dave AT Garfield.

"IN" would hint at committment, and Dave just doesn't roll like that.

He's a love 'em and leave 'em kind of guy.

Just like Klein.

Yes, it seems in some categories where there are many excellent rightwing or right of center blogs, there is only one liberal blog. (thus showing balance, don't cha know) and since that is the case, our votes are split and theirs are not.

Same thing happened to me for homecoming queen in high school. 3 cheerleaders and one band nerd.

Life is never fair.

;-)

You already got my vote for today, Sparkles. Don't pander.

Bart,

pan-der- intr.v.

1. To act as a go between or liason in sexual intrigues; function as a procurer.

Excuse me????? I am not a matchmaker. Don't ask me to be. Not even for a vote.

;-)

Hey, band geeks need attention, too.

Looks like your building a nice little lead there Ace. Good luck! ps I was the 666th vote, am in trouble now?

You've got my daily vote, oh Emperor of the Internets. Now, return the favor and vote for me in the 251-500 ghetto.

But you are bossy. Which is why you are going to hell.

I was totally kidding about the homecoming queen thing btw.

I actually graduated high school at 16. (skipped my senior year) It was a formerly all black inner city school in Mississippi as well.

Wait a sec there RWS. Do I detect a Steve Martin skit coming up? "I was born a poor black child . . ."

Was that "The Jerk?"...Heh.

Nah. I was just part of the great civil rights experiment in the 60's and 70's.

It's not quite worked out the way we had hoped. Except for the opportunity part.

I am a mere 18 votes from being ahead at the Weblogs. Come on guys!!!

Please!

A two-piece swimsuit can attract a lot voters.

I'm just sayin'...

P.S. Not 100% sure that Feisty is not a man.

As it's been said a million times, all women on the Internet are men. So yes, she is a man. That's how she knows all of the dirty things you want to hear.

P.S. Not 100% sure that Feisty is not a man.

I thought she was a man at first too, but she's not. Someone who knows FOR SURE told me. (I've got all the dirt on everyone...muahahaha!)

(Which is why you should vote for me, BTW. "Or else.")

Ah, fuckit. Don't waste your vote in the Top 250 category. Vote for Belmont or Vodkapundit there and don't let that asscrumb FireDogWhatever win it.

Has anyone noticed how many votes the leftards have in all the categories compared with the number of votes cast in the "Liberal" (illiberal) category? Either they're not voting in that one, or they're a bunch of cheating fucks. And this year, they won't advertise it at Kos.

Unlike this Moby dick:
your doing pretty well on there Ace....looks like that automatic voting software I'm using is pretty effective.
Posted by: Joe on December 7, 2005 07:51 AM

Nice try, asshole.

P.S. Not 100% sure that Feisty is not a man.

I'm not sure Ace is a man. What kind of man uses the nickname "Snuggles"? He must be new to the INTERNET or something.

Ace, are you going to bump this up so we don't forget to vote?

Well, actually, the truth is I think we can see some booby in exchange for some votes. I know RWSparkle is ready to show a litttle skin. Feisty can prove she's a girl. And Beth is just horny, so she's up for it.