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December 06, 2005

Mel Gibson To Produce Holocaust Film

It's called "Flory." The crack staff at Ace of Spades HQ has managed to obtain a shooting script.


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"FLORY"

Shooting script revised 7/29/2005


OPEN TITLES

FLORY

a film by

MEL GIBSON

FADE UP: on a WHITE CARD TITLE.

TITLE:

It's all a DIRTY JEW LIE.

fin

ROLL END CREDITS.


I keed, I keeeeed. I'm sure Mel Gibson's Holocaust movie will be longer than twenty seconds long. It'll take a "teaser" of twenty minutes just to show "those people" killing Jesus.

Again: I keeeeeeeeeed.

Thanks to Chickpea.


posted by Ace at 10:18 PM
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Its going to be the feel good hit of the summer!

Posted by: Cederford Jr. on December 6, 2005 10:36 PM

You think this will be as funny as Mel's Three Stooges television movie?

Posted by: Bart on December 6, 2005 10:38 PM

no link = intentional?

Posted by: Knemon on December 6, 2005 10:39 PM

Seriously, though, with all his PotC money why doesn't Gibson help bankroll something like the Deuce Four flick?

Posted by: someone on December 6, 2005 10:42 PM

Seriously, though, with all his PotC money why doesn't Gibson help bankroll something like the Deuce Four flick?

When someone asked him what headline he'd like to see after the PotC was released, he replied, "War Ends."

Yeah, I know he's made a number of war films, but I don't think he likes real life war very much, and especially not the current one.

Posted by: OregonMuse on December 6, 2005 11:11 PM

Wow, another Holocaust film about a gentile saving a Jew during the war. So totally original and quite reflective of history too.

Posted by: yls on December 6, 2005 11:23 PM

Well... not a lot of Jews had an opportunity to save gentiles during the so-called "Holocaust."

Posted by: ace on December 6, 2005 11:27 PM

A movie needs to be made about the Warsaw Ghetto uprising, more balls than anyone during that war.

Posted by: BJ on December 6, 2005 11:28 PM

ace - when you're right your right.

BJ - the world (aka Europeans) don't like to see Jews stand up for themselves and be strong. They prefer to look at them as feeble victims and not think about the very distant past.

Posted by: yls on December 6, 2005 11:38 PM

ace - when you're right you're right.

BJ - the world (aka Europeans) don't like to see Jews stand up for themselves and be strong. They prefer to look at them as feeble victims and not think about the very distant past.

Posted by: yls on December 6, 2005 11:38 PM

more balls than anyone during that war.

sorry, that honor is held by the cretans:
http://www.the11thday.com/home.htm

Posted by: anna on December 6, 2005 11:42 PM

BJ: There was, and it was very good (The Pianist).

Posted by: someone on December 6, 2005 11:50 PM

The Pianist was an outstanding movie, but depressing as hell.

The scene with the guy in the wheelchair just stays with me.

Posted by: Slublog on December 6, 2005 11:53 PM

Someone should make a movie of the Entebbe Raid/Operation Entebbe/Operation Thunderbolt/Operation Yonatan. Booyah! Jews in action!

A movie on the Warsaw Uprising would be awesome. I'm looking forward to Spielberg's movie on the Revenge (aptly named "Operation Wrath of God") for the massacre at the Munich Olympics. Munich. How...ironic.

Posted by: Muslihoon on December 6, 2005 11:57 PM

Well, Ace, by allowing the gentile to save the Jew, the Jew thereby saves the gentile. Just like black characters in Hollywood movies can redeem white people by showing them how to loosen up, the Hollywood Jew can redeem the European gentile by showing him how not to be a genocidal asshole.

If you hate these types of movies, look on the bright side. There is a natural limit to the number of movies that Hollywood can make based on inspiring true stories of Europeans being nice to Jews during the Holocaust, since there are only about ten of them.

Posted by: caspera on December 7, 2005 12:00 AM

Muslihoon - I wouldn't count on Munich to be any good.

Posted by: yls on December 7, 2005 12:11 AM

A movie needs to be made about the Warsaw Ghetto uprising, more balls than anyone during that war.

I thought I saw one of those made-for-TV movies about that already. It was exceptional. Check around, you can probably find it on DVD.

Posted by: Michael on December 7, 2005 01:09 AM

We watched it in a class in eighth grade. It's called The Wall (from 1982) and starred Tom Conti. I would link to its entry in the Internet Movie Database but Ace's content filter doesn't like the initials or the name of the site!

Posted by: See-Dubya on December 7, 2005 01:26 AM

Nothing will top "The Pawnbroker" for me

Posted by: Don Surber on December 7, 2005 06:19 AM

A movie needs to be made about the Warsaw Ghetto uprising, more balls than anyone during that war.
Posted by BJ at December 6, 2005 11:28 PM

The Warsaw Ghetto uprising made for TV movie was called Uprising. David Schwimmer (not as bad as you think), that other guy (very good), and Leelee Sobieski (oy vey, she gives me the tingling in my pants).

It was a great movie -- highly recommended. I've bought it on video and DVD at various times.

Posted by: on December 7, 2005 08:08 AM

That last post was me. Sorry.

Posted by: adolfo velasquez on December 7, 2005 08:09 AM

Someone should make a movie of the Entebbe Raid/Operation Entebbe/Operation Thunderbolt/Operation Yonatan. Booyah! Jews in action

Some did, like 30 years ago. Richard Dreyfus was the only person I remember from it. It was one of those 70's style (crap) movies but you got a feel for the story.

Posted by: JackStraw on December 7, 2005 08:42 AM

Huh. I had forgotten that Bibi Netanyahu's older brother Yoni was killed in the Entebbe rescue.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 7, 2005 09:22 AM

His name was Yoni? That's one gay-sounding dead Jew.

Of course, "Bibi" is pretty poofy and you wouldn't fuck with that guy in a dream.

Posted by: spongeworthy on December 7, 2005 10:20 AM

yeah, like Bibi's, it's a nickname. His full name was Yonatin, the Hebrew version of Jonathan (or יונתן נתניהו) if you are so inclined.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 7, 2005 10:27 AM

They will black list him again just like they did afetr making such movies as THE PATRIOT and THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST becuase those two movies are not consited PC enough to compete against the revionist crap their turning out in hollyweird

Posted by: spurwing plover on December 7, 2005 10:30 AM

Ummm...The Patriot was indeed PC revisionist crap. I think that the musical 1776 was more historically accurate. Though I think he redeemed himself with We Were Soldiers.

Posted by: Lapsed Leftist on December 7, 2005 10:41 AM

I always liked Night of the Generals for no other reason then it was filmed in Warsaw.

I watched a dvd recently called Unlikely heroes which was a documentary with the pov that contrary to opinion, the Jews were not passive.

One story was about some ballsy kid, the son of an orthodox rabbi, who when he got word there was going to be a raid, would dress up as the SS and go arrest the people first and take them to a safe house.

Posted by: on December 7, 2005 10:58 AM

I saw an ad recently for some movie called Munich about the tracking down of the terrorists who murdered the Israelis at the Olympics. It's been made before, however. Of course, the clip I saw made the Israelis look as bad as possible b/c they tracked down the murderers that the Germans let go and killed them one by one.

Posted by: on December 7, 2005 11:01 AM

The Patriot ... hmmmm. PC revisionist crap? Now that is funny. We have come so far.

I guess that the fact that there are less films / shorts / stories in the modern public discourse that even mentions The Revolution could be pure accident.

Or that the current common wisdom and modern public education reviles the founding fathers, their deeds, and their philosophies is an aberration.

On the other hand, since the Patiot chose to show the Revolution in a good light, and the common man who fought the war doing so for good reasons, I guess it would be revisionist, but only in revising the former revision.

And just in case anyone is interested, while the Patriot does take more than a little poetic license, it adequately portrays the actions of the South Carolina Swamp Fox (Francis Marion). It's also a pretty fair rendition of the British southern campaign between 1778 and 1781, including the fact that there was a turning point that happened in the South. Important: the British surrender at Yorktown was a direct result of Cornwallis losing the South. Washington was holding groun in the North while Greene and Marion were dismantling the British army in the South.

It was worth it.

So, yeah, revisionist, in the same way that The Lord of the Rings is revisionist. Everyone knows the elves didn't REALLY show up until the end at Helm's Deep.

Posted by: Dee Da Go on December 7, 2005 12:06 PM

Raid on Entebbe was a tv movie from 1977. I don't remember Richard Dreyfuss, but Charles Bronson was in it, and the black guy from Homicide as Idi Amin.

You can catch it on cable every now and again.

Posted by: DB on December 7, 2005 12:38 PM

Been a long long time since I've seen Raid on Entebbe but any movie with both Charles Bronson and Yaphet Kotto gots to be good.

Posted by: See-Dubya on December 7, 2005 02:55 PM

Both were gutsy, but I'd say the Second Warsaw Uprising gets the edge. They could have sat there and waited a few weeks to be rescued , but they tried to take their fate into their own hands ahead of the Soviets.

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