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December 06, 2005
Why won't they just privatise the Post Office already?Let me see if I can get this straight. The Post Office just broke even for the first time since the 1970s. Therefore they will raise the price of a stamp in 2006 and then again in 2007. And just because they are going to issue a stamp for Mickey Mantle, Aquaman and Curious George next year, doesn't mean that I'm not pissed off! posted by Tanker at 03:41 PM
CommentsPO is a bunch of dimwitted liberals. I was in the PO a few weeks back... I looked over at the stamp selection and saw Reagan and others. Was commenting to my wife about how everyone up there was dead already (answering her question as to where Lauren Bacall was) when it struck me to ask the postal guy there: "Do you have to be dead to get a stamp?" Postal Idiot: "Yes. We can hope to add a George Bush stamp really soon." I don't like Bush myself, but wishing him dead? The dhimmicrats are just sick. Posted by: William Thrash on December 6, 2005 03:46 PM
They're getting scorched by competitors and electronic communications, but an alternate suggestion would be let's pay the actual cost of delivering our first class letter instead of .37 cents gets it anywhere in the country. Rural Free Delivery was a bad idea. Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 6, 2005 03:51 PM
Aquaman, Aquaman, does anything an Aqua can. Or, something like that. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on December 6, 2005 04:04 PM
Random trivia: Q. Who was the first (and so far, only) American to appear on an American stamp while he was still alive? A. Jefferson Davis. Posted by: Pompous on December 6, 2005 04:11 PM
If it was privatized then it wouldn't provide it's service in places where their isn't any demand for it. Seriously, that's the reason I heard why it couldn't be privatized from an instructor guy during postal training. I was a rural carrier for a couple of weeks, still have the backwards jeep. Posted by: Dave Munger on December 6, 2005 04:27 PM
You have to be dead at least 10 years. Unless you are a President, in which case you automatically get one right after you die. Posted by: Tanker on December 6, 2005 04:48 PM
Aquaman gets a stamp...you surface dwellers know what that means. Black Manta has finally triumphed! I am no longer the biggest joke in the Legion of Doom. Suck it, Toyman! Now to start on the Wonder Twins and that damned Space Monkey! Posted by: Black Manta on December 6, 2005 04:58 PM
Big cities subsidize rural dwellers the way the USPS works now. The price of a stamp goes up because, like other union-shops, we need to provide top-notch health benefits and defined benefit pension plans to the retirees. The same reason pretty much every municipality in the US will begin going belly up in the next dozen years. Posted by: Sean on December 6, 2005 05:41 PM
I don't use the PO for much other than mailing letters, bills, small stuff. I think 39 cents a pop is a bargain and a far site better than hooking up the oxen and driving to town. They provide a fantastic service at what I consider to be a resonable rate. Now if we can just get hot, female letter carriers to deliver topless, we'll be set. Posted by: compos mentis on December 6, 2005 05:44 PM
"they are going to issue a stamp for Mickey Mantle, Aquaman and Curious George next year..." Alltogether? That would be the coolest stamp ever. Aqua Monkey Justice Team! Posted by: dorkafork on December 6, 2005 05:45 PM
they are going to issue a stamp for Mickey Mantle well, yeah, but I am dead. Posted by: Mickey Mantle on December 6, 2005 05:49 PM
Now if we can just get hot, female letter carriers to deliver topless, we'll be set. Hell, if they did that, they'd have to increase postage to 69 cents a letter. And we'd pay it. Posted by: Brian B on December 6, 2005 06:13 PM
Aquaman? They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Could a Marvin & Wendy stamp be far behind? Posted by: Sean P on December 6, 2005 06:13 PM
http://federaltimes.com/index2.php?S=1365723 slightly more readable version of why. Posted by: Dayna on December 6, 2005 07:01 PM
I wouldn't accept a delivery from a topless carrier who was less than an 8. Posted by: Chris Klein on December 6, 2005 07:06 PM
So is the Aquaman stamp a Pridefest thing? Posted by: Grayson on December 6, 2005 08:20 PM
If it was privatized then it wouldn't provide it's service in places where their isn't any demand for it. Just like telephone service, cable, FedEx ... Good thing those are all government entites too. Oh, wait. Posted by: VRWC Agent on December 6, 2005 09:42 PM
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MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
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