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December 05, 2005

Late Night Idiocy

Dick Cheney means a lot to this site. I'm sure I don't have to tell you how many lives around here he's affected. But that doesn’t mean we should forget the man whose ’30 Facts’ inspired us, the man who prepared the way.

I am talking, of course, about Chuck Norris.

As a tribute, it is with quiet reverence I recall to you these Conan O’Brien clips of ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’ doing what he does best: Busting Ass.

I give you Bear Trap!, Proposal and It's Him!

But that ain't all. Not by a long shot. Those are just the set up, get you properly stretched for the roundhouse-kick-to-the-brain 'Walker' that is "Little Visitor"

Remember, no man cometh to the Cheney, but by Norris.

(h/t Metafilter)

posted by Dr. Reo Symes at 10:06 PM

Comments

What's better than seeing a guy get caught in a bear trap? Seeing a guy caught in a bear trap get punched in the face.

That last clip though, that just comes out of nowhere.

Posted by: brak on December 5, 2005 10:23 PM

AIDs, always a funny subject.

Posted by: Blackjack on December 5, 2005 10:35 PM

What, does Walker just go around and tell kids they have AIDS? That seems rather cruel.

But hey, HJO was working that mullet!

Posted by: zetetic on December 5, 2005 10:40 PM

What, does Walker just go around and tell kids they have AIDS?

If Walker does, Walker's got his reasons. And that's good enough for me.

Posted by: Ray Midge on December 5, 2005 10:48 PM

Hehehe, he punched that lady right in the face. Sweet.

Posted by: Wine-aholic on December 5, 2005 11:11 PM

Awesome

Posted by: Moonbat_One on December 5, 2005 11:24 PM

OT: For those who care about such things: Ted Rall takes on Chris Ware in his latest cartoon.

I'm not Ware's biggest fan (his style was neat for a while, then it got old, IMHO), but dude. Rall isn't fit to sharpen his pencils.

Ted Rall: a bitter, jealous, small man.

Posted by: Knemon on December 6, 2005 12:09 AM

DeMarcus Ware, on the other hand, would kick Ted Rall's ass. Unless he ate him first and used his ribs for toothpicks.

Great Walker Dallas Cowboy clips, BTW.

Posted by: Karl Maher on December 6, 2005 12:13 AM

How did Walker know the kid has AIDS? Is this some psychic power Walker has that we don't know about? Or does he know because of...other reasons.

Posted by: CT on December 6, 2005 12:17 AM

Little do you all know, Walker's tears cure aids. Too bad Walker never crys...

Posted by: WesB on December 6, 2005 01:55 AM

Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife

Posted by: Blackjack on December 6, 2005 08:20 AM

"I see dead people...with AIDS"
"I'll be back....with AIDS"
"Did I fire 6 shots or only 5....with AIDS"
"I'll have what she's having...with AIDS"

Posted by: Wiserbud on December 6, 2005 10:06 AM

Fuckin' Chuck Norris.

Posted by: Doug F on December 6, 2005 02:28 PM

Conan:
There's a lotta vikings in the audience tonight.
Coincidence? Think not: Dr Reo Symes doesn't play dice with the universe.

Posted by: alear on December 6, 2005 08:12 PM

Ted Rall: a bitter, jealous, small man.

Whoa Whoa! Calm down, Knemon. Get a hold of yourself, man.

He ain't worth it, man.

He ain't worth it.

Posted by: Bart on December 6, 2005 09:09 PM

I know, but I am a man of passion.

Seriously, though - my role model in this respect is my grandfather, whose strongest insult is "crook."

I have a funny story about the time I got kicked out of the Arlbermane Co., VA Town Hall for yelling at Ted Rall (the evening's speaker).

Actually, that's pretty much it. But the way I tell it, it gets laffs.

Posted by: Knemon on December 7, 2005 12:23 AM

People! wussupwitdat?

Ace is way behind the huffpo, below Kos, and just barely ahead of DU!

click the links, people! we must win!

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Posted by: MacStansbury on December 9, 2005 07:51 PM