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December 05, 2005

Sperm shortage strikes France!

Or, No Balls - No Sperm.

French lesbians exhausting Belgian sperm banks

Their title is actually quite a mouthful!

French lesbians have been crossing the border to Belgium in search of medical procedures to get pregnant, which are denied in France, creating a new sort of baby boom at Belgian fertility clinics.

"We do not have sufficient sperm donations in reserve to meet all the requests" for insemination, Delbaere said at a recent conference on homosexual parenting in Paris.

Why don't they just do what they have done historically? You know, use the German sperm for all their needs.

Anyway, in other French sex news...

'Lewd rubbing' shuts Paris statue

Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris has fenced off a famous tomb to prevent lewd acts being performed on a statue.

Officials concerned about damage to the icon's groin area have erected a fence around the grave, and a sign prohibiting indecent rubbing.

It is said that a woman who kisses the lips of the prostrate statue and slips a flower into the upturned top hat will find a husband by the end of the year.

The new sign warns: "Any damage caused by graffiti or indecent rubbing will be prosecuted."

Statuephilia???


posted by Tanker at 05:30 PM
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I am the Biff-a-Saurus

Posted by: Biff Boff on December 5, 2005 05:45 PM

I'm happy for you.

Posted by: Iblis on December 5, 2005 05:47 PM

I used to say, "I am the Lizard King...". But one day, I realized I Can't Believe Its Not Butter and, well, that was that.

Posted by: Biff Boff on December 5, 2005 05:57 PM

Shortage of French Jackoffs? Can't be. Maybe they should try UN HQ.

Posted by: Gromulin on December 5, 2005 05:59 PM

Maybe they're hoping Dick Cheney's cock will bail them out again.

Posted by: Iblis on December 5, 2005 06:38 PM

Totally OT -- what the heck is wrong with blogspot?

Posted by: someone on December 5, 2005 06:39 PM

It may or may not be the Lizard King buried in that French tomb, but that statue IS Dick Cheney's cock. And that's definitely not butter...

Posted by: Biff Boff on December 5, 2005 06:53 PM

Tanker,

Ummm...

;)

Posted by: BrewFan on December 5, 2005 07:07 PM

I picked up a copy of French lesbians exhausting Belgian sperm banks VII just the other day. Great cameo by Jenna Jameson.

Posted by: Eric J on December 5, 2005 08:06 PM

And in other news, in a daring daylight robbery, two French lesbians robbed a sperm bank today, armed only with turkey basters...

Developing.

Posted by: N. O'Brain on December 5, 2005 08:15 PM

C'est si bone, n'est ce pas?

Posted by: zetetic on December 5, 2005 09:53 PM

I see bones,
I see gizzards and bones
and a few kidneystones,
among the lovely bones!

Posted by: Allen Sherman on December 5, 2005 10:09 PM

ah, loose shit, it was Allan Sherman

Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 5, 2005 10:19 PM

I should know better: drinking a coke and reading the Ace at the same time is a no-no. After the reference to the "historical" use of German sperm, I must clean my desk.

Posted by: the other Rick on December 6, 2005 08:09 AM

Hey i though the french were suppost be be real romantic? i guess they have lost a lot and eepi lapew must ahve gone flat

Posted by: spurwing plover on December 7, 2005 10:38 AM
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