...and Allah loses to den Beste.

Well, they're both here. Maybe they'd like to throw down over it.

Then maybe they'd like to both call me Daddy. And they will, because they're both hungry.

Meanwhile, there's the most annoying blog results...

Are you trying to lose ALL your female readers in one day?

I already lost Bbeck.

Are we still friends? Absolutely. Do we talk? No.

I have more important things to do, like playing fantasy football.

Look, I'm not here to hold hands and babysit.

My female readers have got to come to the table with something.

Ace,

You're only ranked #6 out of millions of blogs? I must say I'm disappointed.

Loose shit.

Protein Wisdom has a humor element to it?

Instapundit. Never liked the blog.

Favorite non-blogger columnist -- I'll go with Krauthammer, Coulter is 2nd.

Most overrated blog -- definitely Wonkette and Huffpo.

Wonkette should receive the award for worst blog design, too. The site is simply un-navigatable, er, not user friendly.

Best Linker -- WTF?

Most annoying right-of-center blogger -- Cut the shit, folks, Andrew Sullivan isn't righ-of-anything. He's a full blown liberal. Not a leftist, but a liberal.

The Best Original Content For a Blog -- AoSHQ should have received a mention in this category.

Best Blog Overall -- Hugh Hewitt spoiled the list. I realized the other day that I no longer have any use for the likes of Hugh Hewitt.

...and Allah loses to den Beste.

I won last year. The award's up on the mantle next to my two Weblog Awards and a "World's Greatest Grandpa" coffee mug I won in a raffle.

okay, so I'm new to this whole "blogging" thing...but I really don't know any of the blogs that, according to that list, I'm supposed to miss the most.

now, though I'm new to "blogging" I've been on the internet since 1989. I would love to be #60 on any list like that. being in the top 10 is just amazing to me.

Isn't Den Beste blogging again? So Allah repeats! Another Grandpa mug for you!

Best Blog Overall -- Hugh Hewitt spoiled the list. I realized the other day that I no longer have any use for the likes of Hugh Hewitt.

Well, he does recommend a good shit sandwich. (Number 6 on Google for "shit sandwich").

OT: Aw, fuck.

Pretty heady company for Best Overall. Very impressive.

Facts don't lie. No one is as funny as Scrappleface.

O-Dubb got freakin' robbed, man. He's way more annoying than those other chumps.

"World's Greatest Grandpa" coffee mug I won in a raffle.

If by "raffle" you mean "beatdown with his own walker," yeah, you got it fair and square.

And Ace, even sadder than getting thrashed by Goldstein?

You didn't even RANK for "most annoying right-of-center blogger."

Loser.

Ace. Fear Not. Spideystein never stops gazing admiringly in the mirror long enough to notice something so quaint as blogger awards.

Bill was so thrilled with his "most annoying" nomination he ran out and snatched a baby out of one of those real-life nativity scenes and spiked it hard into the lawn of the Methodist church.

Ace, I think things were stacked against you because they didn't have a "best moronblog" category.

Bill was so thrilled with his "most annoying" nomination he ran out and snatched a baby out of one of those real-life nativity scenes and spiked it hard into the lawn of the Methodist church.

Catholic church, but how did you know?

Given the three votes, I suspect that the Redstate guys are still sore that I offered them a new tagline:

The RedState.org Republican: They're not your mother's Republican!*

* More like your great-grandmother's Republican.

And we all know what a miserable old biddy she was.

How to have a politicaly incorreect christmas or shut up and pass the roast beast GI JOE and all sorts of war toys for your son and barbie and strawberry shortcake for your duaghter a turkey or other good meat for christmas dinner a real tree with all the conservative decorations on is that means crosses angles and and nativity in your front yard and remember SANTA and CHRIST are conservative becuase they beleive in traditional family values

I'm pulling out of the Wizbang Awards -- firstly, because no TBogg? Fuck that noise; and secondly, because if I'm going to send Wizbang traffic, it's going to be for soft core porn disguised as "culture" new.

No naked Teri Polo pics, no linky.

Sorry, but that's just the way I roll.

Congrats on the nomination for best conservative blog, Ace. Well deserved. You run a great site.

Not that I'm gonna vote for you, mind. LaShawn's in your category. And you can't compete with sassy.

Ace's Monday Morning To Do List:

1. Get more sass.
2. Kick the shit out of blogs 1 through 5.
3. Find some Teri Polo naked pics, or maybe that chick that played the Borg woman on Voyager.
4. Kick the shit out of O-Dubb, just for the hell of it.
5. Check video store for copy of Krull, which they fucking promised they would hold for me when it came in.

6. Execute plan for world domination.

7. Replenish stock of Val-U-Rite vodka.

8. Publicly and loudly de-link that bastard Goldstein, again.

FAFBLOG!

I know ... fucking Fafblog. Jesus.

I voted for you on that list.

Voted you+Jeff for funniest (we were told to pick 5 but I could only think of 2) and Allah for most missed (though if I knew he already had a World's Greatest Grampa mug I wouldn't have bothered since clearly his life is already complete.)

Thanks, Karol. Thanks for the attention.

But get out of my face.

(Just kidding.)

Ace, I think we need to do some of these Klein quotes as t-shirts. Let me know if you have any ideas for designs and I'll 'shop 'em up.

Awww, Ace. This female reader voted for you.

Sully made a good show there too. HAHAHAHHAA
Most annoying right-of-center AND a finalist in most annoying L.O.C! And overrated, to boot! (I voted for him in most annoying right AND left, even though he's totally NOT "right of center.")