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Schizophrenia Causes Crazy-Cat-Lady-ism? Or Do Cats Cause Schizophrenia?Since we're on the topic of whether gayness is biological or psychological in origin, I thought I'd post the fairly-old theory that schizophrenia is not caused by psychological trauma, but exposure to a virus in childhood. This article suggests the virus may come from cats. Pregnant women, it says, might want to stay away from cats. What's the old wives's tale about cats sucking the breath out of infants? There are a lot of major "psychological" conditions, I think, that are essentially caused by genetics, hormones, defects in brain structure or chemistry, or physical disease. As Bob Hartleys' mentor revealed to him, "It's all a crock." At least as far as major characteristics or disorders. PS: "Talking about things" doesn't help anything either. It's diplomacy with yourself, and about as effective as typical diplomacy, too. Correction: The cat-schizophrenia link described in that article not a viral one (the bug here is a bacterium), but there are theories about a viral cause. This just isn't one of them. Thanks to Botec. Here's One on the Actual Viral Theory: From WebMD. Actually, it's about the interaction of genetics and infection... kind of apropros. posted by Ace at 04:45 PM
CommentsI read somewhere that more criminals own cats than dogs. The fact that you know a dog will come running each and everytime you open a bag of chips, is it safe to assume you are a dog person, ace? Posted by: on December 4, 2005 04:54 PM
I read somewhere that more criminals own cats than dogs. Man, I doubt that. Criminals are over-over whelmingly male. Males are, statistically dog people, at least far greater than women. Thus criminals more likely than population at random to be dog people. Maybe criminals are more likely cat people than a similarly male population. That said, I wouldn't put anything past cat people. Posted by: Dr. Reo Symes on December 4, 2005 04:59 PM
I didn't read it but heard it on the Warren Eckstein Pet Therapist radio show. I can not attest for its accuracy. However, cats are easier to go on the lam with, don't you agree? Posted by: on December 4, 2005 05:05 PM
Toxoplasma isn't a virus. It's a single celled whatsit, not entirely unrelated to the malarial parasite Plasmodium. Infection rates in the general (human) population are astonishingly alarmingly high. Adult toxoplasma infections have previously been linked to changes in behaviour - men become more aggressive, women more... friendly. Posted by: Botec on December 4, 2005 05:28 PM
"... with specific reference to the Toxoplasma gondii virus that is common to cats." Is this from Fox news? Toxoplasma gondii is a protozoan parasite, not a virus. You're much more likely to get it from eating undercooked meat or working in the garden, than association with cats. Posted by: Jeff Turnage on December 4, 2005 05:36 PM
What is the difference between psychological and biological? There is none, or there won't be in 10-20 years. Soon, we'll be able to attach an ultra-sophisticated MRI on a woman's brain and determine clearly whether she will be one of the 14% "lesbian until graduation" types. Posted by: The Raven on December 4, 2005 06:01 PM
Man, I fucking hate cats. Posted by: Scott R on December 4, 2005 06:12 PM
Baby, since I'm all about the public health, I'll just hit this thread hard with a little reminder to keep your preggie wife or girl away from the kitty's litter box. Scoopin' the litter box during pregnancy is strictly forbidden to prevent infection with toxoplasmosis. Posted by: Feisty on December 4, 2005 06:34 PM
Male thugs, from my observation (hey, I haven't always lived in the best neighborhoods) tend to own dogs, and usually dobermans or pit bulls -- aggressive-type dogs. Cats are something the thug learned to throw rocks at, strangle, or drown as part of his childhood thug training. That being said, cats are obviously popular with certain types of criminal, most specifically the Criminal Mastermind who rules a crime underworld from his island lair. Cats, being sly and psychotic, find an admirer in this sort of superior, if evil, mind. Of course I own a cat. Why do you ask? Posted by: Andrea Harris on December 4, 2005 08:33 PM
Unfortunately, pregnant women and cats are GAY. Posted by: Michelle on December 4, 2005 08:44 PM
That's interesting. My girlfriend's dad is schizophrenic (makes for some interesting visits). And get this - 2 other guys who grew up on the same street are schizophrenic, too. What are the chances of that? Posted by: John on December 4, 2005 09:00 PM
As a side note: I've also read that Schizo is correlated with older fathers. Older dads at time of conception means (much?) more likely schizo. Doesn't hold true for age of mother however. Posted by: Dr. Reo Symes on December 4, 2005 09:04 PM
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MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
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