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December 04, 2005

European Prudery Watch: Paris Clamps Down On Lewd Acts Committed On a Graveyard Statue

Ummm...

Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris has fenced off a famous tomb to prevent lewd acts being performed on a statue.

The effigy of 19th Century journalist known as Victor Noir has long been popular with women visitors.

This is partly due to his reputation as a romantic figure, and partly because of the effigy's design.

Officials concerned about damage to the icon's groin area have erected a fence around the grave, and a sign prohibiting indecent rubbing.

...

The statue shows Noir in a frock coat and trousers lying flat on his back, with a distinct enlargement in the groin.

...

The new sign warns: "Any damage caused by graffiti or indecent rubbing will be prosecuted."

You stupid Europeans! You are all, how you say, so sexually repressed! Why, here in America, we actually applaud when lewd acts are committed on a tombstone, and we call mortuaries "love hotels." This is just, what is the word, how Americans roll. If you weren't all such childish prudes and uptight moralistic scolds, perhaps you wouldn't be invading innocent countries like the Ivory Coast! Bah! I spew my Galoise-stinking spittle at you!

(Insert your own Dick Cheney joke here. I'm tapped.)

Thanks to Skinnersphere.


posted by Ace at 01:29 PM
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Pics here. Note the wear.

Posted by: Allah on December 4, 2005 02:09 PM

In the BBC photo he looks like he peed in his pants. In Allah's photos, note the same wear pattern on the toes of his boots.

Posted by: on December 4, 2005 02:12 PM

In the spirit of earlier debates, I wonder how many guys have laid down and rubbed their butts on the protuberance?

Posted by: on December 4, 2005 02:16 PM

You know who else resides in Pere Lachaise? Jim Morrison.

You know who put him there? Dick Cheney.

Why? Because in the end, there can be only one Lizard King.

Posted by: Jack M. on December 4, 2005 02:42 PM

French cooze can do that???

Once again I am grateful to Dick Cheney that I was born in a country where women appreciate proper hygiene.

Posted by: VRWC Agent on December 4, 2005 02:47 PM

Thanks for the credit Ace, but how about a link? I know I don't have anything on my blog, but how am I to get any of that crazy blog money if I don't even get a link.

Just busting your balls in fun. No harm.

Posted by: Dale on December 4, 2005 03:39 PM

Dale,

What's your URL? It wasn't in your email.

Posted by: ace on December 4, 2005 04:02 PM

Okay, I got it from your comment.

Posted by: ace on December 4, 2005 04:04 PM

I'll make sure I include my URL when I send you a tip.

Posted by: Dale on December 4, 2005 04:29 PM

Now see, if women were all gay, we wouldn't be rubbing on this statue's magnificent bulge, now would we. All the angels in the cemetary would have rubbed, worn spots on their breasts. But the angels don't have worn spots on their breasts, because even the guys don't rub on the angel's breasts. The guys rub on the bulge too, when nobody's looking. You know why, cause guys are GAY. That's why!

Posted by: Michelle on December 4, 2005 07:49 PM

Ummm... they don't come any harder than this girls, rub rub, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Posted by: Michelle on December 4, 2005 08:42 PM
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