Come on, Ace, get real. We all know that only Dick Cheney can split atoms with his mind.

If by "his mind," I mean "his cock."

Ace, are you sure that "Ruthy" doesn't post threads at Pandagon? Alteast I enjoyed the smilies. They were cute. Like pandas.

And what a timely comment that was, too, coming a mere 12 days after the thread was started.

We're still in Bosnia, Europe, Japan, and Korea (was that mentioned all those days ago?)-- no more room there. Cool. At least Dick Cheney can still organize a sweat-shop in Iraq and pay the kids in aspirin, which they'll need after meeting with the union bosses, by which I mean DC's cock.

Okay, I'm not really finding the unhinged lefty moonbats all that much fun anymore. Sure, they were entertaining for awhile, but now they're just annoying.

Ruthy, just go back to the fucking commune and lay off the patchouli for awhile, 'kay?

Yea, it took Ruthy twelve days to decide whether to use :D or :-D after reporting the deaths of more soldiers.

It's really fucked up how these people, like Tubino, want more military deaths to win the battle of political control.

I really try to put the shoe on the other foot and imagine if I would ever feel like that if the situation was reversed.

For example, a court ruled against the ACLU suit claiming it was unconstitutional to search bags. If the court ruled in favor of the ACLU, should one then wish for Muslim terrorist to board the NY subway with a backpack full of explosives killing dozens?

Sure, it will result in a lot bad p.r. for the ACLU, but is that how one achieves political victories -- with the spilled blood of innocents?

Obviously, Ruthy isn't getting any.

So, which one of you are willing to fall on your sword? Take one for the team? Come on! Draw straws if you have to, for crissakes!

Sounds like Ruthy from MTV's The Real World: Honolulu. You know, the girl who drank herself into a comatose stupor every night and the producers had to send her into re-hab? Sad state of affairs :-(

You are famous now Ace. Hillary Clinton has put a comment on your blog. It is well know fact in Moveon Land that Hillary uses "Ruthy" when she comments.

You know, Ace, your reaction to Ruthy's comments were funny and all, as usual, but really, it could have been posted as a stand-alone item. :+ Her comments speak for themselves. :O

Pure. Comedy. Gold. :>

(And by "gold," I mean ...)

Ruthy has a future as [A] a multiple Oscar winner, [B] House Minority Leader, [C] Senator from Massachusetts, [D] a columnist for the New York Times, [E] DNC chairman, [F] Mrs. Michael Moore, [G] Wonkette.

Assuming she's not one of those already...

Crudely expressed, Ruthy represents the true sentiments of our counterparts.

But have fun fahtin fur freedom and democrasseeeee! HEHEHEHE!!!!

There's more to this than meets the eye. Ruthy sums up the attitude of the average left-winger.
Not only does she mock the concepts of democracy and freedom for all people, but the idea of fighting for them is absurd to Ruthy.

choice comments like that are so awesome. remember all the cool moonbats? whatever happened to them? IP bans?

they were great. I miss kooks.

The face of BDS is unpleasant, I grant you.

But just think of all the voters it repels.
And rejoice.

SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER RUTHY.

Go Ruthy, its your birthday...

Cheney's cock is watching. Waiting. It is not pleased.

Hate mail from Sarah Silverman? How I envy you, Ace.

There really should be a 'Carnival of the Trolls'--each participating blog donating their most deliciously foul/dense/clueless/bigoted/peculiar commenter with a few examples of its 'work'. And presented, of course, with minimal comment, only lightly seared as it were, like a great piece of Ahi Tuna.

'Found humor', as they say.

You could turn it into a book. Or a postmodern art exhibit: "FULK U AND UR MOTHR-BUSH IS TEH SUXOR!" -- text, spittle, and feces on screen, Anonymous, 2005

Ruthy is so stupid,
The bitch got herself tangled up in a cordless phone.

Ace,

Well done young man. Only the truly irritating by virtue of their mere existence warrant such posts from the moonies. I dare say the comebacks in this comment thread make the whole post ever that much more enjoyable.

And I wish I could split atoms with my mind ---- or my cock, either way, what a great parlor trick.

Subsunk

Dear sir:

Do not be surprised at the way I have contacted you. I obtained your information from the internet database. It is important that I have someone to trust for a very important and discreet venture.

I represent the late President ANUS FUCKHOLE of Zamunda, relative of South African serial killer MOSES SITHOLE. Given the unfortunate demise of President FUCKHOLE I find myself in possession of a large Sum of Money ($12340000 million DOLLARS) which will revert to Moses if no next of kin is identified.

I abjure you to assist me with the modalities of this Transfer and provide some Information. I would like to know an account and your details to present you to Authorities as a junior FUCKHOLE yourself, or otherwise all of this money will go to the Sithole.

Yours in true faith

MS RUTHY SAM

So, Ace, did you ask her out?

I rebuke her in the name of the LORRRRRD!

I think that's called the straw Ruthy argument.

Ruthy is a product of our public schools...a beaurocracy so old, vast and riddled with psycho-liberal-union-loonies, that it shits out turds like Ruthy every day.

I am always amazed at just how DUMM dumb so many liberals seem tp be. While I am sure there are plenty of dumb Zionist neocon conservatives, we rarely seem to hear from them. On the other hand, dumb liberals seem to relish in screeching there inane ramblings from atop any handy soap-box for all to hear. I wonder why they seem so determined to demonstrate there idiocy to everyone within ear-shot. Ruby would have been much better served if she had only shut the fuck up. Now we all can read her lunacy and chuckle at her delusions of intellectual competence.

Personally, I think this is probably JeffG trying to start another mini-blogwar.

He's a kidder, that one.

I am blown away by Ruthie's nuance. Makes me yearn for Pres Kerry. NOT!

And why does she keep yammering on about Anus and fuckhole. What is the connection? Is she thinking about hot gay ass-sex with Dick Cheney?

December2 -- um, NO! Even my one eyed Willie Pete gots standards.

Ms. Ruthy Sam -- U da shiite! (though my maniacal chortling scared the willie pete out of my kitten)

I knew a girl just like her in second grade. I hit her in the eye with a fucking rock. As I've grownolder and up until I read Ruthy's post, I have felt a little remorse. Now I'm glad I did it. Too bad I can't sling huge boulders with my cock like Dick Cheney.

note to self: don'tget drunk and comment on blogs.

So ... does this mean cedarford's back?

dont be fooled. that HAS to be Liberal Larry from BlameBush. Its just too, well, dumb.

That was an inspirational post, Ruthie!! I can now endeavor to perservere!!! I just can't see how you Dems keep losing elections with your amazing insight. It must be the fault of DC's cock!!!

you are the funniest mother fucker.....this is why i visit you site 20 times a day (believe it or not, I'm stuck at my desk studying medical school mumbo jumbo, so its always a welcome break).

ps. i gave you 20$ you ass, and didn't even send me a queer *kiss kiss* email. rat.

I wanna hear what Ruthy thinks about the Joos!

I've had some funny hate mail/comments today, too, but nothing approaching that.

Hey Ruthie, when the 2nd Civil War starts, I'm gonna blow your fucking head off. Then give you a big grin while you're spasming and crapping your pants on the ground.

Hey now.

That's not nice. Besides, Ruthy obviously has a bowel-control problem already. I mean, look at the big pile of shite she left here!

And the music stops, and everybody stares at Cuz, waiting for the rest of the gag, or hoping they didn't just hear that.

my fellow Amerikans, I gota say that i dont apreeshiyate you calling me Anus Fuckhole. thats my dawg's name, than you ver much. Anywho I just wanted to say stay the cuorse, and that we are currently dealing with the problem of global warming.No body warms my globe and gets away with it. Well i'm gonna go watch me some spongebob. Goodnite, and God bless Amerika.

And the Carnival of Trolls begins...

Hand me my nose ring!

As crass and scary as Cuz is, I'm afraid he's closer to prescient than overblown.

We keep saying the Dems are losing their grip on reality, and we keep saying they're increasingly siding with the enemy. If we're right on both counts, there's only one way this nightmare scenario will end, and Cuz is merely an early adopter.

I've been warning about this (albeit in appropriately hushed tones on my blog) for over two years.

Bwa ha ha ha.

I'm not worried. The worst they'll do is torch some cars and take their clothes off in public, which, in itself, would be a form of terrorism.

...furry, stinky terrorism.

Wait, they already do that, reb.

I wish I could come up with a good comment, because this is rich, but I'm kinda busy right now.

Fuck you, Ruthie.

You're right Sortelli. I must have blocked that out of my memory. It took me a long time to move on from the swollen scrotum guy.

God that was disturbing!

Uh! Then I went to the last 2004 debate in Tempe and found myself in the midst of a thick cloud of hippie stench and ugly skin... Oh, man I need a beer.

I also have to comment on Cuz's little bon mot. Whether or not the fringe left is primed to get violent or not... I'm not looking forward to it quite so much as that, you know?

yeah, for cryin' out loud, make death threats on your own blog.

I think lefties who talk about revolution and doin' some needed killin' are lunatics, and so are the righties.

I really think the lefties are all talk. Overblown rhetoric is all they have anymore. No ideas, no guns, no balls. Just old lefty boilerplate and knotted hair.

But, sure, that doesn't mean Cuz is a little off, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Wait, I mean that doesn't mean Cuz isn't a little off, and stuff.

Well put, Sortelli. And yes the left is primed to get violent--check out the photo embedded in this piece. I expect we'll see more and more Black Bloc and Weather Underground crap like in the seventies. Perhaps, like the Black Republican says, we need to prepare for that possibility.

Maybe I won't shed too many tears if a cop breaks some little Berkeley turd's arm when he throws a rock him, but I'm not looking forward to that state of affairs at all. Wishing that kind of violence on people who disagree with you is horrible, and wishing for civil war in America is downright treasonous.

Pussies.

It goes without saying, of course, that there should be a special category in the hypothetical Carnival for the most obvious would be agents-provocateurs. Call it the 'Maxwell Smart' prize.

Cuz:

Lighten up, Francis.

It won't come to that, because honestly, even when you factor in the fringe leftists like Roofie, this country's not retarded enough to start a real civil war (with all due respect to TBR's opinion, which I respect immensely).

I believe Mr. Cuz was being metaphorical. His comment to Ruthy was meant only for imagery of violence through vigorous debate. And at the end of their debate, Cuz would extend the olive branch to his opponent by telling Ruthy a joke to make amends.

How do you explain the spasming and the pants-crapping?

Who are you, Helen fucking Thomas all of a sudden? You're not making my job any easier, you know.

The overwhelming stress of the debate triggered an epilectic attack causing spasms and pants-crapping.

Incidentally, Ruthy suffers from a form of Turrett's syndrome, that's the reason for all the exclamation points in Ruthy's comment. Looks like someone forgot to take their meds today.

HA! And I thought my hate mail was the only one with cute and cuddly demon bitches with mind splitting abilities.

HA! 2 Posted by MS. RUTHY SAM at December 2, 2005 10:42 PM

HA! 3 Posted by Cuz at December 3, 2005 03:10 AM

Thanks for the lovin' (Ir8-n8 & JJ) on the Ms. Ruthy Sam post. It kinda makes up for getting (mostly) shut out in the Cheneystakes.

I had such high hopes for the General Tso's Chicken one.

(sighs like a wussy girl)

"Who are you, Helen fucking Thomas all of a sudden? You're not making my job any easier, you know."

Hehe. My apologies.

The wit of Sophocles. The soul of Whitman.

Ruthy, I am in awe.

What kind of woman goes by the name of Ruthy?

Obviously, Ruthy isn't getting any.

So, which one of you are willing to fall on your sword? Take one for the team? Come on! Draw straws if you have to, for crissakes!

Well...I guess I can cowboy up and do it. For the team. But since Rinty -- I mean "Ruthy" -- no doubt buys her clothes at the tent-and-awning store, and has a gravitational pull equal to that of the Sun, and because I'll have to use mounaineering gear to get on top of her, I think I should get a little something-something, you know. For the effort. I may not survive this, you know.

So. When do I climb Mount Ruthy?

Monty - I should warn you, she also forgoes real deodorant for those natural "crystals," and she has a real head of hair on those legs, too, so to speak.

Perhaps you should give a bit more thought to the preparations and gear you will need - e.g., gas mask, hedge trimmer, etc.

Notice how the lefties, the "assumed" defender of all things gay, seem to always use anal and gay slurs as if anything gay was "offensive?"

Shouldn't all those anal "slurs" be more complimentary in lefty lingo? But it's used as a slur.

Just shows the hypocrisy...

I second the Carnival of the Trolls idea. :-) Should be quite amusing.

It always puzzles me why some people despair at the progress of others. Iraq's going democratic, and people are upset.

I don't think there'll be a civil war, per se, but I don't rule out attempts to provoke one. As freedom-minded as we may be, I think the government will crush any such attempts from becoming reality. Sure, a car here or there, maybe a building, but should not be the Apocalypse.

After all, it's the Right that has all the guns. ;-) (And don't forget the stock-piling Mormons.)

Ace: "Touche"

You know, using such fancy-pants language on her just frightens and confuses the moonbats.

RoyalOak: What kind of woman goes by the name of Ruthy?

You ever hear of Chix with Dix?

William Thrash: Notice how the lefties, the "assumed" defender of all things gay, seem to always use anal and gay slurs as if anything gay was "offensive?"

I just assumed that's because the lefties think that using some language would shock and offend our neo-con bible-thumping fundie ears.

Don't know why they would assume such a thing, though. I enjoy hot anal sex as much as the next guy*, even if Ruthy's mom charges be $10 more for it.

* - But not as much as Dick Cheney. Obviously.

I think I should get a little something-something, you know. For the effort.

How about Ace will live blog it?

I think we're missing the point of Ruthy's post - it's actually a job application for the Quisling Media, and thanks to Ace's highlighting it, she's now interning for Frank Rich and Paul Krugman.

I resent that this brain dead bitch hinted that she was from Texsus. No one from Texas talks like that and most of us are for the prez and the war. Actually I doubt that anyone can write such inane disjointed maniacal statements without being on some serious mind bending drugs.

I have always held that when the opposition begin name-calling, swearing, insults, etc., we have won the argument. Otherwise, what reason is there to resort to such juvenile tactics?

I'm beginning to like Texas. Sounds like a place that stands up for what it believes. The more the left hate it, the more I like it.

Ace FTW!!!

ROFLMFAO!

What kind of woman goes by the name of Ruthy?

With 32 Ruthys, ya get a full set of teeth. Does that help? 'Cause ya'll never see that in Texas or West Sac (I'm muy mas fantabuloso hungover, so type softer, you dicks).

Psst, Dave, you've got something brown on your nose. Shhh, I still love you, Baby.

http://inbrief.threatswatch.org/2005/12/the-ramadi-debacle/

Here's more proof of the unhinged left f%6king around and siding with terrorists. And they claime they are patriotic by helping out our enemies.

Who let Janeane Garafolo in?

That's not fair, Garafolo has never been that clever.

My fellow Americans, I jest wanted to say that I now know how to spell Americans right.That is all. Good night and God bless Amerika.damnit, I mean America.

What is the excitement here?

I have read the comments twice (not going to do it again) they don't make snese.............a lot
of gibberish/diarrhea.

Since I live in a REAL WORD the rhetoric of
the LEFT and/or the RIGHT, is usually bullshit.

What's a REAL WORD and how does one live in it?

zetetic,

What is the excitement here? I read your words and I don't understand them. Just a lot of gibberish/diarrhea.

"I really think the lefties are all talk. Overblown rhetoric is all they have anymore. No ideas, no guns, no balls. Just old lefty boilerplate and knotted hair."
-Posted by runninrebel

I'll have to disagree with your assessment, Reb. I'm pretty sure a lot of hard-core lefties have guns. After all, for them to be unarmed would require them to be willing to practice what they preach.

And don't forget the rhetoric of the '90s, all that crap about the mean ol' right-wingers stockpiling massive arsenals and plotting to overthrow the government. Anytime people of the Left accuse us of doing something, it's a safe bet that they're doing it themselves. Projection is their favorite defense mechanism.

I'm not saying it's inevitable that something awful will happen; I'm just saying the possibility is there. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst, as a wise man once said.

Late to the party, but here's one for you to consider regarding Ruthy. It seems so appropriate : "Ruth is stranger than friction" - Lisa on the old "Green Acres" tv show.