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December 02, 2005
Dick Van Patten Eats Dog FoodBig deal. Dick Cheney eats a goulash made from broken glass, spent antifreeze, and liquified animal waste. And he's not even being paid for his endorsement. He's just doing his part to end world pollution. posted by Ace at 06:09 PM
CommentsBoy, this whole Cheney thing really has legs, doesn't it? Posted by: Monty on December 2, 2005 06:17 PM
My dad used to give me a dog biscuit once in a while. They weren't great, but they weren't bad. Discover dog biscuits all over again... for the very first time. Posted by: Guy T. on December 2, 2005 07:04 PM
Gosh Ace - wherever did you find THAT story? Posted by: Bill from INDC on December 2, 2005 07:16 PM
No big deal. If you feed your dog prime rib, medium rare, with mushroom sauce and mashed potatoes, the idea of "fit for human consumption" doesn't seem like much of a stretch. Posted by: Sobek on December 2, 2005 07:22 PM
I bet the Hobo Chili and the Chinese Takeout don't even have real hobos or Chinese in them. Dick Cheney will NOT stand for this loose shit. Posted by: Trouble's Braids on December 2, 2005 07:22 PM
I used to eat something called Doggie Donuts. They were little multicolored biscuits shaped like donuts. For dogs. Why did I do this? Dick Cheney told me that children in Africa would love to eat Doggie Donuts, and I believed him. Posted by: ace on December 2, 2005 07:25 PM
Cheney also invented 'milk-bones'. Posted by: Uncle Jefe on December 2, 2005 07:29 PM
Actually, Bill, I've had that window open up on my computer all day. I got it from Lucianne or Free Republic. But yes, reading your post (you keep an eye on that referrer list, huh?) did prompt me to finally put it up. To make amends, I've linked Dorkafork's bit about US military "propaganda." Posted by: ace on December 2, 2005 07:37 PM
I'm still just amazed at you finding that story, Ace! What a find! Where could you have possibly found it?! I mean, Dick Van Patten? Posted by: Bill from INDC on December 2, 2005 07:38 PM
;-) Posted by: Bill from INDC on December 2, 2005 07:38 PM
Ya know, I actually played blackjack at the same table with Van Patten a while back. Once, he got dealt a five and a three, and when the dealer asked him if wanted another card, Dick just said "No, eight is enough." Thank you everybody - I'm here all week! Posted by: Enas Yorl on December 2, 2005 09:33 PM
"Dick Van Patten's Natural Balance Eatables for Dogs" is puppies! It's puppies!!! Posted by: CleverNameHere on December 3, 2005 01:20 AM
Check out a doggie cookbook called "Bone Appetite". Add a little salt and they are gourmet recepies for people. Yummy! Posted by: rabidfox on December 3, 2005 11:55 AM
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Days before the woman was stabbed in the neck by a taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer, in the same general area, another taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer attacked a boy and bloodied his head with a brick.
What is the UK Regime's plan for protecting the citizens from the savage criminals they've foisted on the populace? They offer NONE. They do, however, have a plan for protecting the savage criminals from the citizens: The citizens must STAY CALM and not get angry and not share videos of citizens being attacked by savage criminals. The public keeps saying "protect us from the foreign savages you have imported against our wishes and over our objections" and the UK branch of The Regime keeps proposing plans to protect the foreign savages from the public. Soclose to what the public is demanding, just, you know, the complete opposite. Just a thought: Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about the public attacking the savage criminals if you actually introduced a plan to protect the public from the savage criminals. Maybe they wouldn't feel as if it was necessary for them to protect the public through self-help.
Courtney Subramiam, one of the "journalists" who "previewed" her questions for the decrepit and demented Biden so that he could "answer" it with a pre-scripted response, rewarded by promotion to president of the White House Press Corps
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English racist garbage-person who's on the wrong side of history warns the corrupt Regime that the people cannot take much more of this -- and won't take much more of this
The English have rebelled before.
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Oof. Reviewers do not like Scary Movie 6. The criticism I keep hearing is that the movie mistakes a reference for an actual joke. The movie (they say) keeps Key Jangling a reference to another movie (or some other pop culture ephemera) and you expect there to be a joke but nope, the Key Jangle was the joke. Other reviewers say that the promise that "no lines will be uncrossed" is a fake-out, and that the movie is bland and inoffensively corporate.
Whoops! I posted about Dan Goldman losing the NY congressional primary. He might do that, but it won't be tonight -- the primary isn't held until June 23.
One race to keep an eye on: the Levi's heir nepo baby and egregious "Designated Liar" Dan Goldman -- one of the Democrats from a safe district Democrats send out to spread their most indefensible lies -- may actually lose his lower Manhattan/Brooklyn set due to, get this, antisemitism in the Democrat primary electorate.
Antisemitism? In the anti-Nazi Democrat Party? Sounds crazy, I know, but apparently the anti-Nazi Party wants to eliminate Jews. Henry Rosoff Oh my Totenkopf Tattoo, that is a DRUBBING! I'm usually very anti-antisemitism but if the Communist Antisemite Jihadists can pull this one off, Go Communist Antisemite Jihadists, Go!
Democrat Senator Rueben Gallego, who served his wife with divorce papers when she was nine months pregnant so that he could marry his side-piece, counsels us that we should not judge Graham Platner for his infidelity because these things are personal matters, Racists:
Sahil Kapur I like that he says that it's okay that Graham Platner sexted 12 different women within months of marrying the woman to sponge off her because he wasn't then "living a political life" -- the clear meaning being, "We all cheat, we just don't cheat when we're running for office, and he didn't know he was running for office when he was sending dicpics to half the women he ran into." Except he was running: His own wife turned the sexts over to his campaign. And obviously Reuben Gallego didn't let his "political life" get in the way of his extramarital dating life: ![]() Recent Comments
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