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November 26, 2005

Mr. Miyagi Dead At 73

Probably natural causes, but police are interviewing members of the Cobra Kai karate school.


posted by Ace at 09:59 PM
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"wax off" still makes me laugh like a retard

Posted by: Dave in Texas on November 26, 2005 10:08 PM

Get him a body bag, Johnny!

Posted by: Allah on November 26, 2005 10:10 PM

He'll always be Arnold to me.

Posted by: lauraw on November 26, 2005 10:18 PM

Me too on Arnold.

Posted by: Dr. Reo Symes on November 26, 2005 10:30 PM

I've always imagined Ace as a Billy-Zabka-type.

Posted by: Allah on November 26, 2005 10:35 PM

Allah, that makes a lot of sense, especially if you believe (like I do) that Billy Zabka later went on to be the Gimp in Pulp Fiction.

Sounds a lot like Ace to me.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 26, 2005 11:14 PM

Really?

I always imagine him as Ralph Macchio.

Posted by: lauraw on November 26, 2005 11:56 PM

A moving tribute to Mr. Miyagi. I will always remember that scene in Karate Kid 3 when you walked in on that hawt chick changing her clothes. RIP

Posted by: isayalotofthings on November 27, 2005 03:13 AM

Where's the dick jokes?

Posted by: on November 27, 2005 06:22 AM

Where's the dick jokes?

I think you just took care of that colon.

Posted by: BrewFan on November 27, 2005 08:41 AM

Wax over, wax out.

Posted by: Rob@L&R on November 27, 2005 10:10 AM

He was 73?? Jeepers. I thought he was 73 when he was doing the occasional M*A*S*H episode back in the 70's. He looked 73, anyway.

Posted by: OregonMuse on November 27, 2005 11:14 AM

You know it has to be Cobra Kai after the way he honked the leader's nose. Major dis.

Posted by: Paul Phillips on November 27, 2005 08:18 PM
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