Michael Moore? 3% tipper. What a hero.

Well, yeah, but on the other hand, that's likely 3% of a very VERY large number.

Beat me to it z -
What's 3% on $157,000?

How much does Moore tip the janitors who have to clean-up after him?

I once waited on fight promoter Don King in Memphis. Him and his entourage were very cool to the staff and tipped $200 on a $800 bill. Goes to show you can never judge a book by it's cover.

Memories... haunt the corners of that waitress' mind. Babs better expect a reaping of her sowing.

They're just doing their part to help the proletariat develop class consciousness.

Not. Suprised. At all.

You know, I've heard it said that a lot of these celebrities have to pay so much out of pocket for agents and publicists and bodyguards and such that they're only left with a fraction of their otherwise ridiculously large paychecks.

Since they're still living large in the end it's hard to feel sorry for them, but I wonder if that isn't part of what factors into their odd habits of demanding that everyone else should pay fat Democrat taxes while being so stingy with what they have left.

I waited on Don Ho once. Good tip.

What's to stop someone from stopping by that site and saying that Ace left only a crumpled. empty pack of Virginia Slims and pewter D&D wizard figurine with a busted staff as a tip on his $30 bill at Applebees?

Hmmmm... I do have a few minutes to kill.

Of course, Mikey's doing it just so the proletariat don't become complacent under capitalism. After the Socialist Revolution? 75 percent tip for the cup of black coffee that you picked up yourself at the counter.

Michael Moore's actually in that database twice -- probably. The second hit's in New York.

Might just be another guy with the same name, but how many fat Michael Moores can there be?

Trouble is, none of the stories on bitterwaitress.com is verified, so who knows how much of it is made up? Fun reading, though. I especially liked the one where Tara Reid shows up plastered at a Starbucks, demands alcohol, is informed they don't sell booze, gets mad, tries the "do you know who I am?" ploy, it doesn't work, she gets madder, and then lifts up her top and flashes her boobs to the guy next to her and demands to know if they aren't convincing to him.

That one I can believe.

The best tipper I know of is Andre Agassi. He tips 100% every time.

After their concert Monday(11/21) in Trenton NJ, Springsteens band and entourage showed up at a local bowling alley/bar/restaurant - bowled, drank and ate to the tune of a "grand", left a $360 tip(all cash) and plenty of comp tickets for Tuesdays concert. No "Boss" but I don't think the barmaid, waitress, alley attendant gave a shit. What else could have happened? Autograph - worthless.

I wish these were true. Unfortunately, the site claims that Ann Coulter purged her dinner, and George W. Bush flung feces at the other diners.

Regardless, Michael Moore is still a fat, despicable horse hemorrhoid. (Comments wouldn't let me call him a b@$*@rd

A long time ago, I got "story of the month" on http://www.stainedapron.com (a site where waitresses bitch about customers...).

Some customer was rudely bitchin' at the Olive Garden about not getting their free salad refill quickly enough, and Dennis, this waiter guy that also did overnight DJing, said [in a perfectly calm voice], "Oh, since I'm busy, I'll have my negro get that salad for you."

The black host started doing some hyperactive painted-face black tapdance and said, "Yes massa! I gets that salad for yas! Yes massa! Anythings else, massa?" Of course those two were good friends. Only Dennis got fired though.

Funniest. Scene. Ever.

Would you like a mint Mr. Moore? It's wafer thin!

Would it be totally inappropriate to point out that John Kerry is in there like ten times?

And unlike most of the W entries, which just list a city without too many details, alot of the Kerry entries list the restaurant, so it could be verified.
If anyone actually gave enough of a damn.

Bill Paxton, decent tipper and can hold his booze.

How could I forget Stephen Hawking on karaoke night? He's a good sport.

(Don't even ask)

How could I forget Stephen Hawking on karaoke night?

OK, now I have the MIDI version of 'Fly Me to the Moon' rolling around by head!

Not that most of you would consider them to be celebrities, but my friends have served Kurt Angle and several other wrestlers, all of whom tip between 20 and 30 percent.

Not that most of you would consider them to be celebrities, but one of my friends have served Kurt Angle and several other wrestlers, all of whom tip between 20 and 30 percent.

Not that most of you would consider them to be celebrities, but one of my friends served Kurt Angle and several other wrestlers, all of whom tip between 20 and 30 percent.

woohoo.. 3 posts, different variations for each. Sorry about that.

Worked in a bar when some clown called in. Whole nine yards about some mook from Blink 182 wanting to come in. Wanted special access, comped drinks. Manager was a douche, said OK. While I'm pulling a brew for a reg this clown asks me if I know who he is. I said no but offered that I knew what he was. Bad tip.

At a completely separate place a bunch of rednecks sat at my table. Not a problem for me due to my redneck past, though I got some guff at the wait station. They started to pull up chairs from my empty tables and block the ingress and egress of my humble self. Went to caution them and realized that they were Skynryd. Good tippers, but they want separate checks.