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November 26, 2005
It's About Time: Ex-Canadian Defense Minister Talks Alien Invasion, and Alien PoliticsSomeone's finally planning for the arrival of our ant overlords: OTTAWA, CANADA (PRWEB) November 24, 2005 -- A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics -- relations with “ETs.” By “ETs,” Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth. Obviously a liberal. Liberals always assume the very best of any sort of foreigners, and the worst of their own government and/or the American government. On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head." Soundls like the perfect venue to debate aliens to me. “Time is on the side of open disclosure that there are ethical Extraterrestrial civilizations visiting Earth,” The spokesperson stated. “Our Canadian government needs to openly address these important issues of the possible deployment of weapons in outer war plans against ethical ET societies.” Thanks to Brea Canyon, a new blog by one of the commenters here, Sean M. Another recruit in my blog army. posted by Ace at 02:48 PM
Commentsi don't understand how the guy acts like he knows so much about roswell, and then says that it was so secret that he doesn't even know about it Posted by: ramms on November 26, 2005 05:41 PM
I think the man has gone through dementia and exited on the other side of reality. Remember, it was 40 years ago that he held office. Posted by: rabidfox on November 26, 2005 06:41 PM
I saw this guy being interviewed on Fox News and what ran through my mind was, hey why not? President Bush was blamed for everything else why not blame him for wanting to start an intergallactic war, either that or the guy misunderstood when someone told him that George Bush was considering a plan of attack for the "alien" problem in the U.S. Posted by: Steve on November 27, 2005 03:19 PM
Ace, tell me more of this "blog army". Do you offer a college savings plan? The wife and I have been thinking about going back to get another degree, and that would sure help make ends meet while we're doing the work. Is there a "Ace's Blog Army Reserve" we could enlist in? I could probably find one weekend a month and two weeks during the summer to serve in my busy schedule. What are the other benefits associated with service? Do members get discounts at Steve-o's House of Discount Liquors and Tattoo Shop? Are the uniforms irresistible to women? Will "Uncle Ace" give us big piles of ammo & C4 to tear up the range on weekends? Posted by: Russ from Winterset on November 27, 2005 06:35 PM
I sort of pictured it a little more like the Kiss Army, Russ, but with fewer hot chicks and generic booze. Posted by: Sean M. on November 28, 2005 05:23 AM
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Holiday Break: I've had a rough couple of weeks -- the shoulder is healing now and I'm finally getting decent sleep -- and I've decided to take a long weekend.
I'm taking Friday off, and then Monday off, too. I have Open Threads for both days and I will post if big news breaks, but if it doesn't -- and it probably won't, news is slow before a holiday weekend -- I'm going to take a four day weekend.
Sh0eOnHead discusses the Psychotic Cult of Lindsay
Real quotes: "This case has me feeling like I'm on Law & Order with you guys!" "We literally binge true crime as a hobby, we've been trained for this moment" Worth the watch. If you haven't seen the genuinely upsetting insanity motivating thousands of women, you should watch this just to see how society is crumbling. Ban TikTok, Trump. I don't care if Barron tells you it's popular with the yutes. It is an evil Communist China op and it is driving women insane.
Dolly Parton tells the story of the supposedly real-life Jolene
As Andrew Branca says, can we see this Jolene, finally? Who was this hottie that was a genuine sexual threat to Dolly Parton? I think this is Fake News personally. When a magician claims he learned a trick from a Himalayan wise man, I don't believe him either.
Peter Cullen, voice actor for Optimus Prime (among many others) dies at home surrounded by family at age 85
RIP and Roll Out!
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Breaking news: Dolly Parton had a real pair of 38s
Or at least one. She carried it everywhere for protection. This joke brought to you by Benny Hill. And speaking of the British: The Buckingham Palace guard tributed her yesterday
Dolly Parton is badgered into saying something negative about Trump's bus-board locker-room talk, but refuses to bow to the media pressure, telling the twink agitator she learned long ago to "keep your damned mouth shut"
What I'm appreciating is that while her surface is soft and sweet, she's got some actual steel a centimeter underneath.
1977 interview shows that Barbara Walters has always been a seaward and Dolly Parton always had "country class"
Walters actually asks Dolly Parton if she knows that people think she's a joke. This because Walters can't get over the fact that a show-woman has 1, big breasts, and 2, dresses a bit outrageously because, get this, she's an entertainer. A stage performer. You know, someone people pay money to see live and expect them to put on a show. She never would attack Liberace for wearing glitter-tuxedos. But she's mad that Dolly Parton makes Barbara Walters look bad through association (by being a woman). Babs, you wish people associated the two of you. Believe me, we can tell the difference.
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