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November 26, 2005

It's About Time: Ex-Canadian Defense Minister Talks Alien Invasion, and Alien Politics

Someone's finally planning for the arrival of our ant overlords:

OTTAWA, CANADA (PRWEB) November 24, 2005 -- A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics -- relations with “ETs.” By “ETs,” Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth.

Obviously a liberal. Liberals always assume the very best of any sort of foreigners, and the worst of their own government and/or the American government.

On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."

Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."

Hellyer revealed, "The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalled. The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defence, were never in-the-loop."

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

...

Three Non-governmental organizations took Hellyer’s words to heart, and approached Canada’s Parliament in Ottawa, Canada’s capital, to hold public hearings on a possible ET presence, and what Canada should do. The Canadian Senate, which is an appointed body, has held objective, well-regarded hearings and issued reports on controversial issues such as same-sex marriage and medical marijuana.

Soundls like the perfect venue to debate aliens to me.

“Time is on the side of open disclosure that there are ethical Extraterrestrial civilizations visiting Earth,” The spokesperson stated. “Our Canadian government needs to openly address these important issues of the possible deployment of weapons in outer war plans against ethical ET societies.”

Thanks to Brea Canyon, a new blog by one of the commenters here, Sean M.

Another recruit in my blog army.


posted by Ace at 02:48 PM
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i don't understand how the guy acts like he knows so much about roswell, and then says that it was so secret that he doesn't even know about it

Posted by: ramms on November 26, 2005 05:41 PM

I think the man has gone through dementia and exited on the other side of reality. Remember, it was 40 years ago that he held office.

Posted by: rabidfox on November 26, 2005 06:41 PM

I saw this guy being interviewed on Fox News and what ran through my mind was, hey why not? President Bush was blamed for everything else why not blame him for wanting to start an intergallactic war, either that or the guy misunderstood when someone told him that George Bush was considering a plan of attack for the "alien" problem in the U.S.

Posted by: Steve on November 27, 2005 03:19 PM

Ace, tell me more of this "blog army".

Do you offer a college savings plan? The wife and I have been thinking about going back to get another degree, and that would sure help make ends meet while we're doing the work. Is there a "Ace's Blog Army Reserve" we could enlist in? I could probably find one weekend a month and two weeks during the summer to serve in my busy schedule.

What are the other benefits associated with service? Do members get discounts at Steve-o's House of Discount Liquors and Tattoo Shop? Are the uniforms irresistible to women? Will "Uncle Ace" give us big piles of ammo & C4 to tear up the range on weekends?

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on November 27, 2005 06:35 PM

I sort of pictured it a little more like the Kiss Army, Russ, but with fewer hot chicks and generic booze.

Posted by: Sean M. on November 28, 2005 05:23 AM

BEWARE Marvin the Martian has his ACME DISITAGRATION PISTOL

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