Ace emerges from an alcoholic coma . . . he staggers to the bathroom and wretches up the remains of his Thanksgiving feast of Val-U-Rite Vodka and Nacho Cheese Doritos . . . he decides to clean himself up so he wipes his armpits with the smoke-stained curtains in the kitchen . . . he sits in front of his computer, unshaven, breath reaking, cigarette barely controlled by his trembling fingers, naked, and posts about . . .

Michael Jackson!

Whoo Hoo! Ace is back!

Dang! "wretches" should be "retches".

Maybe he should just convert... "Hey little boy, want to buy a piece of candy?"

Spurs lost to the Bulls.

Oh the humiliation!

I can't stand it.

Hey Dac,

According to LGF, he already has:

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=18372_Jacko_Says_the_Shahid&only

Explains why he's living in Bahrain.

I think a 6 year old jewish kid is holding Ace hostage somewhere. FREE ACE NOW!

Or, maybe his 26 year old sister. Hmm. KEEP ACE. USE HIM UP UNTIL HE'S A WET KUDEL!

from a THURSDAY post at my blog:

BIRDS OF A FEATHER - PART 5: Michael Jackson and Islam

ANTI-SEMITE/PAEDOPHILE MICHAEL JACKSON AND ISLAM - PERFECT TOGETHER

(tip of the hat to my commenter Gandalin; hat tip to LGF):

MANAMA — World’s top pop singer Michael Jackson, who recently settled down in Manama has donated a huge amount of money, the figure was not disclosed, for building a state-of-the-art mosque near his luxury palace in the Bahraini capital, according to his spokesman. ... It is noteworthy that Germain Jackson, the brother of Michael had embraced Islam at the beginning of 1990s, and he was one of former Jackson Five band and the solo singer Germain had felt his brother Michael has great interest and study of Islamic books, the tolerance of Islam and his dealing with Arab and Muslim personalities since long years. The most prominent among those figures is Prince Al Waleed bin Talal and the Bahraini royal family.

RELIAPUNDIT: This is the Prince who tried to give Rudy $10MILLION for the 9/11 Fund - but Rudy (God Bless Him) refused the money because the Prince slandered the victims of 9/11 and blamed the USA for the attack. This is typical of many MANY Muslims: instead of blaming themselves, they blame others, ESPECIALLY either the USA or the JOOOOOOOZE!

Michael Jackson is right at home with this attitude:

DAILY NEWS: Michael Jackson picked a familiar target to blame for his mounting money problems - the Jews. In phone messages obtained by ABC News, the apparently prejudiced pop star likens them to "leeches" and claims they conspired to leave him "penniless." "They suck...they're like leeches...I'm so tired of it," Jackson tells former adviser Dieter Wiesner in one of them. "The Jews do it on purpose." The ugly message, which was made two years ago and aired yesterday on "Good Morning America," was one of several provided by

Wiesner's lawyer, Howard King. Wiesner and another former Jacko adviser, Marc Schaffel, were fired by the singer and are suing him to recoup the millions they say he owes them. Jackson had to apologize to Jewish groups a decade ago after he included lyrics like "Jew me/Sue me/Everybody do me/Kick me/Kike me" on the song "They Don't Care About Us."

Jackson, who relocated to Bahrain after he was acquitted of child molesting charges, did not respond to the revelations. Brian Oxman, a Jackson family attorney, insisted in a statement that the messages were actually "telephone conversations recorded without permission."

RELIAPUNDIT: Oxman therefore VERIFIED that it WAS Michael Jackson uttering these VILE anti-Semitic remarks - remarks which are quite at home in Bahrain.

Jackson and Bahrain - filthy rich "man-boy loving" Muslims and anti-Semites; in other words: BIRDS OF A FEATHER, AND PERFECT TOGETHER. No wonder he's building a mosque there!

This is pretty surprisng to me. For quite a while I thought he was a good kind hearted man. So much for preeching about: "It don't matter if you're Black or White" I guess that didn't mean:" It don't matter if you're Jewish or Muslim".

Jews should picket his NEVRKAND theme park for that antisemetic comment