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November 23, 2005

US Military: 700 "Insurgents" Killed Since September

1500 more detained, currently playing "choosies" for Naked Arab Jenga teams.

"We took Chris Matthews' advice, and really endeavored to understand these people," a Pentagon spokeman said. "And then, once we sufficiently understood them, we atomized them with high-explosive precision munitions. I think this is a compromise approach both the left and right can agree upon."

Mary "Unicorn" Jamblowitcz, an advocate for CodePink, wasn't pleased with the report. "This only makes more terrorists," she asserted.

The Pentagon rebutted: "Sure, but only if you're counting the component chunks of them."


posted by Ace at 01:20 PM
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Kill,kill.
Faster,faster.
We have to make the price of Islamist terrorism too high for these folks to pay.

Posted by: harrison on November 23, 2005 01:24 PM

Hey Ace, check out these two articles, together.

1) Epidemic of Rape committed by muslims in Sweden and Norway

http://www.abrahamic-faith.com/Islam%20exposed/sweden-norway-rape.html

2) Swedish women invent anti-rape belt

http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=2546&date=20051122&PHPSESSID=077147316f027f706ee44a136560c893

Posted by: Village Idiot on November 23, 2005 01:36 PM

With apologies to Patsy Cline...
"I...fAll-ah...to pieeeces..."

Posted by: Uncle Jefe on November 23, 2005 01:46 PM

We also got another bigshot, but I can't tell you more because Rantburg has mysteriously disappeared...

Posted by: someone on November 23, 2005 01:53 PM

Recipe for Chunk-Style Jihadi:

1. Take one raving Jihadi
2. Season with a dose of .50-cal M2 shells
3. Bake with a thermobaric round from SMAW.
4. Season to taste and serve while piping hot (scrape off char)

Posted by: Monty on November 23, 2005 02:15 PM

That should have been:

2. Salt with a dose of .50-cal M2 rounds.

Loose military shit.

Posted by: Monty on November 23, 2005 02:15 PM

1,500 Detainees!

Better call the ACLU! There are rights being violated! Gulag! GULAG!

Posted by: Grayson on November 23, 2005 02:51 PM

Monty, if you use Willie Pete in that recipe instead of the thermobaric round, you get a good approximation of "Blackened Jihadi, Shreveport Style", which is delicious when served with a heapin' helpin' of red beans & rice.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on November 23, 2005 11:12 PM

Theor not going to paridise thats for sure

Posted by: spurwing plover on November 24, 2005 09:18 AM
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