I just hope he stays moist long enough to enjoy him. Too dry stuffing = devil's work.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Will the gravy contain her giblets?

Wait a sec-- it was a SHE?!?

C'mon, you have to be kidding me. Women *cook* stuffing, they don't *invent* it.

Are we sure she wasn't really whacked by the big potato interests? I question the timing.

kev,
Funny, except it's pronounced "BIG POTATO!!"

POTATOBURTON !?!

Ace,

I love the "I question the timing" mantra!

Keep it up. It really pisses off the (L)s.

I do not question your timing.

If I remember right, the whole "I question the timing" thing started during the Clinton years, when some right-wingers were trying to claim that his bombing of Iraq (or was it al-Qaeda in Sudan?) was a distraction from the Monica affair.

Actually I believe the questions of timing were leveled at Ms. Lewinsky, in regards to how that dress got stained in the first place.

SJK,

"I question the timing" was actually first uttered by Henry Ford's shop technician (Fred P. Smithers) with regard to a balky engine, circa 1906. He was dead wrong - as usual.

I love the "I question the timing" mantra!

To tell the truth, I am so sick of that tired joke that I want to throttle everyone who uses it.

C'mon, be original.

Say "heh" or "indeed".

I am so sick of that tired joke that I want to throttle everyone who uses it.

Oh, and so NOW you bring it up?

Heh.

Ms. Siems was instrumental...in arriving at the precise crumb dimensions - about the size of a pencil eraser.

Go on, guys. Make light of Ruth's contribution to Americana.

Pencil eraser sized bread crumbs.
Who knew!