Well, the BIG game is tomorrow night. The Packers vs. the crew of the Love Boat (I know they beat us last time but how much luckier can you get then a freak 56 yard field goal, for cripes sake!).

What is this "foot-ball" of which you speak?

This is not football. You prudish American imperialistic cowboys do not play real football. Fucking Haliburton.

SOOOooo....how 'bout tonight's episode of Family Guy?

Hear the news, AceFans? McRIB IS BACK!

And I just had to share the following TOP TEN McDONALDS' REJECTED ADVERTISING PITCHES FOR THIS YEARS' McRIB...

10. Now made with SOME sort of actual animal's ribs!

9. Bill Clinton's only thrill since 1998.

8. Now tenderized with Yellowcake.

7. Now even SOFTER and MEATIER than Ted Kennedy's head!

6. Screw you, HMO!

5. Take two of these and call Forest Lawn in the morning.

4. Premature death never tasted so delicious!

3. Featuring the ONLY 'Nutrition Facts' information panel with infinity symbols.

2. Eat 'em before HillaryCare bans em!

And the number one rejected ad pitch for the McRib sandwich...

1. Enjoy one in Al-Zarqawi's memory.

McRib? Is that like those sandwiches I used to get at the gas station, with a plank of pork leavings chopped and pressed into a shape like unto a metal grate, or possibly the ribs of a small animal designed by a cubist, with a barbecue-colored outer skin on a sub roll? Because I loved those.

I just saw a couple of fliers trying to get people to wear red on Fridays to show support for the troops. An opportunity for the "silent majority". Anyone know anything about this?

As usual, the Dolphins collapse and suck canal water today getting shutout.

Its time for the "Sabin's gotta go" chants.

I hope pork leavings aren't like the horse leavings I see along the edge of the road sometimes...

Pig lips, feet, tails, assholes, and ears... how could anyone put that vile crap in their muth and chew on it?

Sounds like the kind of crap Larry the Cable Guy would eat!

McDonald's is McNasty. Bleah.

Colts are 10-0! Gave up a ton of points to Cinci, but still got the W. If they can stay healthy, I think they can win the big one this year. I doubt they'll go undefeated though.

Great f'n weekend:
Buckeyes stomp Michigan in gut-wrenching 4th quarter come from behind miracle, Brownies shut out the fish, Stillers lose in OT to the cravens, hmm...now if only the entire Yankees roster could get banned for life for steroid violations this might be the perfect weekend.

I'm cheering for the Colts too, mental. Hate the Stillers and Pats - love the afc though. Bungles aren't for real btw, no D. May make the playoffs but one and done for them is my prediction. And now, back to your regularly scheduled moronblog.

Hmm, Karol just got an Instalance. Maybe Ace could discuss that with her on the show, ask her what that's like and such.