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November 16, 2005

The Lighter Side of the Palestinian Death Cult

Two Palestinian men are showing pictures of their children to each other.

The first says: "This is my oldest, Muhammed. He was a martyr.... this is my second oldest, Muhammed. He was a martyr too.... This is my baby boy, Muhammed. One day I hope he will be a martyr too."

The other replies: "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

They do, they really do.

Credit Update: Karol says this is one of consevative comedianne Julia Gorin's jokes.

Thanks to moflicky, who encourages you to try the veal.


posted by Ace at 05:36 PM
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I'm pretty sure that's a Julia Gorin joke.

Posted by: Karol on November 16, 2005 05:51 PM

Really? I'll kinda credit it to her.

Posted by: ace on November 16, 2005 05:55 PM

That's an oldy but a goody. I heard that one at least a year ago. Here's another pal joke for you:

Two Palestinian Hobo's are walking next to a train track in the West Bank. The first pali hobo asks the 2nd pali hobo "Did I ever tell you about the best week of my life? I was walking along the train tracks and I found 100 sheckels. I bought a case of Maneshevitz and I got fucked up all week. It was the best."

The 2nd Palestinian Hobo says to the first one "That's a great story. Let me tell you about the best week of my f life. I was walking along the train tracks in Gaza and came upon a beautiful naked women. I made sweet love to her all week. It was the best."

The 1st pali hobo asked the 2nd one, " Did she ever, you know, go down on you?"

The 2nd pali hobo replied, "Funny thing about that. I never could find her head."

Posted by: Shtetl G on November 16, 2005 05:57 PM

LMAO... I HAD to rip that for my stupid blog... of course, with a link back to your original post...

Posted by: Madfish Willie on November 16, 2005 06:08 PM

Flyin' Elvises...UTAH chapter!

Posted by: sentinel on November 16, 2005 06:17 PM

"Knock, Knock"

"Who's there?"

"The Interrupting Suicide Bomber"

"The Interrupting Suicide Bomber wh..."

"BOOM!!"

Posted by: odrady on November 16, 2005 07:03 PM

Yup, this puppy is ripe for the picking... with due credit of course.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba on November 16, 2005 07:51 PM

Two Palistinians walk into a bar...

Scratch that, one palistinian walks into a bar.

Posted by: sentinel on November 16, 2005 08:16 PM

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Ace of Spades."

"Ace of Spades who?"

"Could I, like, borrow five bucks, man?"

Posted by: sandy burger on November 16, 2005 08:23 PM

I checked out Julia Gorin's blog and found this (which I missed in WSJ last month). Not as funny as her joke, but an incredible essay. Totally the kind of thing that my Upper West Side aunt can't stand getting from me.

http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110007382

Posted by: kellymo on November 16, 2005 08:48 PM

Guy walks into a sex shoppe and asks the clerk if they have inflatable dolls. Clerk says, "Sure, we have two kinds. Do you want the Christian doll or the muslim doll?"

Guy says, "What's the difference?"

Clerk says, "The muslim doll blows herself up."

Posted by: CraigC on November 16, 2005 09:03 PM

thanks for my 15 seconds of fame.

I have no idea who wrote it, a buddy told it to me a few months ago.

damned funny though, eh?

Posted by: moflicky on November 16, 2005 09:03 PM

"According to Palestinian sources Yasser Arafat is dead but improving." —David Letterman

Posted by: Bart on November 16, 2005 09:11 PM
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