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November 11, 2005
On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical StudyGet this information to DU ASAP. Thanks to Matthew. posted by Ace at 05:58 PM
CommentsDayum yew, Ace! Do you know how painful it is to snort chocolate covered peanut bits through your nose?! I'm sending you the bill for my nose reconstruction! Until then, all I can do is put my nostrils together and blow. Posted by: Maranna on November 11, 2005 06:07 PM
Hilarious! True story: Shortly after I started practicing law 25+ years ago, a guy called me up (presumably because I was a recently licensed newbie lawyer) and tried to engage me to sue the CIA. According to him, the CIA had tapped into his brain and could read his mind and control his thoughts. Trying to remain cool, I discussed the situation with him at some length and eventually gave him my best legal opinion, which was that even if the CIA was doing this, there was no chance we could convince a jury. He seemed to accept this. I then delicately suggested that he might consider the services of a psychiatrist rather than a lawyer. He admitted that he was already under the care of a shrink at a local VA hospital. If only I had taken the case! I might have exposed this diabolical government conspiracy decades ago! Posted by: Michael on November 11, 2005 06:27 PM
another good source on aluminum foil beanies can be found at http://zapatopi.net/afdb/ Make yours now...Before it's too late!!! Posted by: Chemcat on November 11, 2005 06:33 PM
The classical, the fez and the centurion. How convenient. This only deepens the conspiracy, as far as I'm concerned. Posted by: lauraw on November 11, 2005 09:30 PM
Just ask Olbermann and Matthews what they think about wearing tinfoil hats. They act as crazy as the KOSSACKS every day Posted by: eddiebear on November 12, 2005 12:18 AM
I wear mine outside during rain storms. The advantage of aluminium foil is that it doesn't rust. It stays on best when I use hair gel. Posted by: Speller on November 12, 2005 08:54 PM
Seems like there's a huge market available for hats designed to reflect the two vulnerable frequencies found in the study. I could probably figure out how to design 'em if somebody wants to sell 'em. Posted by: geoff on November 12, 2005 09:56 PM
Maybe full body moonbat Faraday cage suits with gold coated visors? Total protection against all electromagnetic emissions. Posted by: Tony on November 13, 2005 03:41 AM
"14 species of large animals capable of domesitcation in the history of mankind. They point out Africans’ failed attempts to domesticate the elephant and zebra, the latter being an animal they illustrate that had utmost importance for it's applicability in transformation from a hunting/gathering to agrarian-based civilization. The roots of racism are not of this earth. Austrailia, aboriginals:::No domesticable animals.
AIDS in Africa.
1. MUCK - perhaps have experienced multiple universal contractions (have seen multiple big bangs), creator of the artificial intelligence humans ignorantly refer to as "god" Terrestrial management: 4. Chinese/egyptians - this may be separated into the eastern and western worlds Movies foreshadowing catastrophy Many Muslims are being used like the Germans and Japanese of WWII::being used to hurt others and envoke condemnation upon their people. They can affect the weather and Hurricane Katrina was accomplished for many reasons and involves many interests, as anything this historical is::
This is the system on earth because this is the system everywhere. I don't want to suggest the upper eschelons are evil and good is the fringe.
The clues are there which companies are favored and which are disfavored, market domination being one clue, but they conceal it very hard because it is so crucial. I offer an example of historical proportions::: Media ridicule and lawsuits are creations to reinforce people's belief that Walmart is evil in a subsegment of the indistry dominated by the middle and lower classes. The middle class is being deceived. They are being misled into the unfavored, and subsequently will have no assistance from their purchases with corporate america. I believe the coining of the term "Uncle Sam" was a clue alluding to just this::Sam Walton and WalMart is one of few saviors of the peasant class.
Royalty is the right way to organize a society. Dictatorships and monarchies are a reflection of the antient's hierarchical organization.
Simpson's foreshadowing::Helloween IV special, Flanders is Satan. "Last one you ever suspect."
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