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November 11, 2005

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study

Bravo, sirs!

Get this information to DU ASAP.

Thanks to Matthew.


posted by Ace at 05:58 PM
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Dayum yew, Ace!

Do you know how painful it is to snort chocolate covered peanut bits through your nose?!

I'm sending you the bill for my nose reconstruction!

Until then, all I can do is put my nostrils together and blow.

Posted by: Maranna on November 11, 2005 06:07 PM

Hilarious!

True story:

Shortly after I started practicing law 25+ years ago, a guy called me up (presumably because I was a recently licensed newbie lawyer) and tried to engage me to sue the CIA. According to him, the CIA had tapped into his brain and could read his mind and control his thoughts.

Trying to remain cool, I discussed the situation with him at some length and eventually gave him my best legal opinion, which was that even if the CIA was doing this, there was no chance we could convince a jury. He seemed to accept this.

I then delicately suggested that he might consider the services of a psychiatrist rather than a lawyer. He admitted that he was already under the care of a shrink at a local VA hospital.

If only I had taken the case! I might have exposed this diabolical government conspiracy decades ago!

Posted by: Michael on November 11, 2005 06:27 PM

another good source on aluminum foil beanies can be found at http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

Make yours now...Before it's too late!!!

Posted by: Chemcat on November 11, 2005 06:33 PM

The classical, the fez and the centurion. How convenient.
My Aluminum Deflector Hat is a Jackie O. pillbox job.

This only deepens the conspiracy, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: lauraw on November 11, 2005 09:30 PM

Just ask Olbermann and Matthews what they think about wearing tinfoil hats. They act as crazy as the KOSSACKS every day

Posted by: eddiebear on November 12, 2005 12:18 AM

I wear mine outside during rain storms.

The advantage of aluminium foil is that it doesn't rust.

It stays on best when I use hair gel.

Posted by: Speller on November 12, 2005 08:54 PM

Seems like there's a huge market available for hats designed to reflect the two vulnerable frequencies found in the study. I could probably figure out how to design 'em if somebody wants to sell 'em.

Posted by: geoff on November 12, 2005 09:56 PM

Maybe full body moonbat Faraday cage suits with gold coated visors?

Total protection against all electromagnetic emissions.

Posted by: Tony on November 13, 2005 03:41 AM


Program on the emergence of civilization.

"14 species of large animals capable of domesitcation in the history of mankind.
13 from Europe, Asia and northern Africa.
None from the sub-Saharan African continent. "
Favor.
And disfavor.

They point out Africans’ failed attempts to domesticate the elephant and zebra, the latter being an animal they illustrate that had utmost importance for it's applicability in transformation from a hunting/gathering to agrarian-based civilization.

The roots of racism are not of this earth.

Austrailia, aboriginals:::No domesticable animals.


The North American continent had none. Now 99% of that population is gone.

AIDS in Africa.


Organizational Heirarchy
Heirarchical order, from top to bottom:

1. MUCK - perhaps have experienced multiple universal contractions (have seen multiple big bangs), creator of the artificial intelligence humans ignorantly refer to as "god"
2. Perhaps some mid-level alien management
3. Evil/disfavored aliens - runs day-to-day operations here and perhaps elsewhere

Terrestrial management:

4. Chinese/egyptians - this may be separated into the eastern and western worlds
5. Romans - they answer to the egyptians
6. Mafia - the real-world 20th century interface that constantly turns over generationally so as to reinforce the widely-held notion of mortality
7. Jews, corporation, women, politician - Evidence exisits to suggest mafia management over all these groups.

Movies foreshadowing catastrophy
1985 James Bond View to a Kill 1989 San Francisco Loma Prieta earthquake.

Many Muslims are being used like the Germans and Japanese of WWII::being used to hurt others and envoke condemnation upon their people.

They can affect the weather and Hurricane Katrina was accomplished for many reasons and involves many interests, as anything this historical is::
1. Take heat off Sheenhan/Iraq, protecting profitable war machine/private war contracts
2. Gentrification. New Orleans median home price of $84k is among the lowest in major American cities, certainly among desirable cities.


Our society gives clues to the system in place. We all have heard the saying "He has more money than god." There is also an episode of the Simpsons where god meets Homer and says "I'm too old and rich for this."

This is the system on earth because this is the system everywhere.
god is evil because of money.

I don't want to suggest the upper eschelons are evil and good is the fringe.


But they have made it abundantly clear that doing business with evil (disfavored) won't help people. They say only good would have the ear, since evil is struggling for survival, and therefore only the favored could help.

The clues are there which companies are favored and which are disfavored, market domination being one clue, but they conceal it very hard because it is so crucial.

I offer an example of historical proportions:::


People point to Walmart and cry "anti-union".
Unions enable disfavored people to live satisfactorly without addressing their disfavor. This way their family's problems are never resolved. Without the union they would have to accept the heirarchy, their own inferiority.
Unions serve to empower.
Walmart is anti-union because they are good. They try to help people address and resolve their problems by creating an enviornment where there are fewer hurdles.

Media ridicule and lawsuits are creations to reinforce people's belief that Walmart is evil in a subsegment of the indistry dominated by the middle and lower classes.
Low-cost disfavored Chinese labor is utilized by corporate america to maximize margins. They all do it. Only WalMart gets fingered because they are the ones who help, and those who seek to create confusion in the marketplace want to eliminate the vast middle class who have a real chance and instead stick with a lower classes who may not work otherwise. So they dirty him up while allowing the others to appear clean.

The middle class is being deceived. They are being misled into the unfavored, and subsequently will have no assistance from their purchases with corporate america.

I believe the coining of the term "Uncle Sam" was a clue alluding to just this::Sam Walton and WalMart is one of few saviors of the peasant class.


Amercia is a country of castoffs, rejects. Italy sent its criminals. Malcontents.
Between the thrones, the klans and kindred, they "decided" who they didn't want and acted, creating discontent and/or starvation.
The u.s. is full of disfavored rejects. It is the reason for the myriad of problems not found in European countries. As far as the Rockafellers and other industrialists of the 19th century go, I suspect these aren't their real names. I suspect they were chosen to go and head this new empire.

Royalty is the right way to organize a society. Dictatorships and monarchies are a reflection of the antient's hierarchical organization.
Positions go to those who have favor with the rulers, as opposed to being elected.
Elections bring a false sense of how the world is. Democracy misleads people.
Which is why the disfavored rejects were sent to the shores of America::To keep them on the wrong path.


Jesus Christ is a religious figure of evil. These seperatist churches formed so they could still capture the rest of the white people, keeping them worshipping the wrong god.
And now they do it to people of color, Latinos and Asians, after centuries of preying upon them.


Since Buddism doesn't recongnize a god, the calls are never heard, and Chinese representation is instead selected by the thrones.
It was set up this way. Perhaps dyanstic thrones had a say, but maybe not.
Budda was the Asian's Jesus Christ::: bad for the people. "They came up at the same time for a reason."

Simpson's foreshadowing::Helloween IV special, Flanders is Satan. "Last one you ever suspect."
"You'll see lots of nuns where you're going:::hell!!!" St. Wigham, Helloween VI, missionary work, destroying cultures.
Over and over, the Simpsons was a source of education and enlightenment, a target of ridicule by the system which wishes to conceal its secrets.


Jews maim the body formed in the image of "god", and inflicted circumsision upon all other white people, as well as the evil that is Jesus Christ.
I think about how Jews (were used to) created homosexuality among Slavics, retribution for the Holocaust.
Then I think of the Catholic Church and its troubles.
What connection is here between Jews and the Catholic church???
If it is their sinister motives that’s behind the evil that is Jesus Christ are they being used at all?
Perhaps it is them who are pulling strings.
Their bondage in Egypt proves their disfavor. The Jew leaders decided to prey on the up-and-coming Europeans to try to fix their problems with the ruling elite, a recurring aspect of their pathology.


I believe Islam is the one true religion, and those misled christians who attack "god's" most favored people will pay for it dearly one day.

Posted by: grandpa stole bets on November 16, 2005 10:34 PM
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