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November 10, 2005
Shootin' Up Stuff Real GoodRadio-controlled, I'm assuming. Man, it does look like fun. posted by Ace at 05:12 PM
CommentsSomeone at the Weekly Standard wrote about this event a year or so ago. It sounded REALLY cool. If I remember right they let people blast away with everything up to and including .50 cals. Posted by: Tony B on November 10, 2005 05:24 PM
Ace, (And Dave) OK. Not sure what to say. ... ... ... It blowed-up real good, though. Just sayin' Posted by: MeTooThen on November 10, 2005 05:27 PM
As always, mucho gracias for the link. Oh, BTW, no, the cars were NOT radio controlled, but driven instead by Gitmo detainees slathered in fake menstrual blood. That BushHitlerChimpyCheneyStooge-- is there no depths to which his depravity will not sink?? Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 10, 2005 05:34 PM
I got invited to a full-auto shoot at a local gun range. It was too much fun. Every variant of HK MP5 SMGs, AKs, M-16s, Uzis, and even belt-fed machineguns. If you live in or near Ohio, a huge full-auto shoot is put on at the end of June each year. http://www.bulletfest.net/ The guy who organizes it, Bob King, is a very cool and friendly guy. Posted by: Moonbat_One on November 10, 2005 05:55 PM
15,235 residents of the Bay Area just fainted. Posted by: Steve in Houston on November 10, 2005 06:12 PM
Knob Creek, Kentucky... the annual Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot. Rent anything from a submachine gun to a 40mm grenade launcher or a flamethrower (bring mucho bucks to pay for ammo) and go to town. Google it up and pencil in yourself some vacation time... Posted by: DaveP. on November 10, 2005 06:23 PM
Hloy trigger fixation Batman!! Say it with me, "short, economical bursts" Still, looks like fun - the gun store in Vegas is also a lot of fun. Heaviest thing that they have is a 5.56 SAW, but they had an old Tommy Gun that was a lot of fun - and I now have a pic of Osama with about 50 .45 ACP holes in it. Posted by: holdfast on November 10, 2005 06:33 PM
Holdfast, is that the place on Tropicana? I got to shoot an AK47 there recently. It was sweeeet. Posted by: Lipstick on November 10, 2005 06:43 PM
There was a full-auto Gun Range / Wilderness Preserve (really!) outside Hot Springs, Arkansas back in the 90s. It was called 'The Farm' and run by a retired Marine gunnery sergeant. I took my then fiance, now wife, there. He got her a .38 revolver amd a hundred rounds and taught her self-defense while I went out and shot the bejesus out of a variety of weapons. Some of which: .50 cal automatic - it was mounted and had a butterfly trigger so a six year old girl would have *no* trouble firing that sucker. It was .... satisfying. Though at about $2 a round, iirc, it wasn't cheap. The silenced Mac10 was fun. He had man-sized metal silhouettes set up in a swampy depression. I put a spray onto the target. I didn't realize that a five foot egret was standing directly behind the target. So, I squeezed the trigger, the weapon went 'braaaappppppp' and I hit the target. Just as I was forming the concept 'this shit is great' in my mind a fucking FIVE FOOT EGRET unfolds its wings and starts to take flight. We were the only ones at the place at that time. The Gunny was great- took time out, showed my wife proper weapon handling, answered questions, and really did a nice job making her comfortable with her first gun experience. Unfortunately, Michael Moore profiled the place on his old show 'TV Nation' . They did a complete hatchet job on the guy. Any way, we live in a country where small girls can fire .50 caliber automatic weapons, if the weapon is properly mounted. Give 'em tracers and the kids can walk the fire onto target. The terrorists cannot win. Posted by: BumperStickerist on November 10, 2005 07:05 PM
This will have the pacifist pansies whinning they would rather have her sitting in a tree to stop it from being cut down Posted by: Spurwing plover on November 10, 2005 09:57 PM
So what happened to the egret? Posted by: DB on November 10, 2005 09:58 PM
What was the gun in the third or 4th clip? Really fast and nearly silent, it sounded almost like a helicopter in the distance. Posted by: scott on November 10, 2005 10:14 PM
At our Mandatory Army Fun days (Army birthday celebration each year), they'd have a range for the kiddies to shoot the .50 cals. It was a popular activity, with the soldier/parents looking like they were getting as big a kick out of it as their kids. Posted by: Donnah on November 10, 2005 10:46 PM
Yeah, Scott, I was wondering about that too. The stuff in its path looked like it had been weed-eatered. And the big explosions - looked like patterned mortar fire. Was that what it was? Posted by: Steve in Houston on November 10, 2005 10:57 PM
Oh, my God! Ok, my earlier comments about flyover country, rest assured, no commie wusses will be putting you guys down. As for my other comment about the real meaning of being an American is that if you fuck with us, you will die, is repeated. Sort of makes those Iraqi Spec. Rep. Guard videos look like Sundayschool. Posted by: joeindc44 on November 10, 2005 11:47 PM
What was the little girl shooting? A .50 caliber? Posted by: on November 11, 2005 01:07 AM
she started out with a .50 cal, then moved to relatively smaller machine guns. I think at one point, someone is using a chaingun, that's where you hear the "ziper sound" and you see a continuous impact line downrange. Posted by: joeindc44 on November 11, 2005 06:05 AM
What was the gun in the third or 4th clip? Really fast and nearly silent, it sounded almost like a helicopter in the distance. It sounded a lot like a Vulcan which was a military anti-aircraft weapon in the 80's. It was chain-driven and fired electrically. It had a rate of fire of about a gazillion rounds a minute. The gun you see mounted under the nose of Cobra helicopters was a version of the Vulcan. Posted by: Steve L. on November 11, 2005 08:12 AM
It sounded a lot like a Vulcan Thanks Steve, I just looked it up and I think you are right, 6000 rounds per minute. I shopped for some ammo and it looks like it costs about $5 per round. Could that be right? That's $30,000 a minute! Posted by: scott on November 11, 2005 09:33 AM
No one's putting a burqa on that little girl! Posted by: IreneFingIrene on November 11, 2005 11:04 AM
I liked the guy with the two full auto 1911's. That was freakin great. Posted by: Gromulin on November 11, 2005 12:39 PM
That brought a tear to my eye. Makes you pround to be a American, it does. The explosions that produced a white cloud of smoke were most likely tannerite. It's mixture of ammonium nitrate and aluminum and can only be set off by impact of a bullet. It can not be set off with det cord, electrical impulses, or heat. Currently not regulated, but considering how much fun it is, it's only a matter of time before it is. Each of the five large explosions near the end of the clip were probably produced by a 5 gallon bucket of the stuff being impacted by a bullet from a rifle. The two pistols were glock 18's. The zipper sound was likely a .30 cal (7.62x51mm) minigun not a 20mm vulcan cannon. I think it puts out at around 4000 rnds/min. You can buy surplus 7.62 for under $0.15 a round, so you can do the math. Posted by: Jason H on November 11, 2005 01:42 PM
Yeah, I think the vulcan is way to big for even these guys. The 30mm is a tank buster. Think, Black Hawk Down size rotary guns (here-small), compare those to the thing on the A-10, or AC-130 (not here, mf-big) Posted by: joeindc44 on November 11, 2005 02:32 PM
It's good to be the guys who are selfless, virtuous and right so much of the time. Things like this remind me that this is also the F-ing coolest nation ever. 6 year olds hammering junk with .50's just for the fun of it! Where else can you get that? God, I love my country. Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 12, 2005 08:29 PM
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"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
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No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
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