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November 10, 2005
Feds Indict Two In Anti-Aircraft Missile StingJust like "detective work" after the 1993 World Trade Center bombing insured that the Twin Towers would continue standing. I'm so glad those big boxes still adorn the lower Manhattan skyline. posted by Ace at 04:13 PM
Comments"Just like "detective work" after the 1993 World Trade Center bombing insured that the Twin Towers would continue standing. I'm so glad those big boxes still adorn the lower Manhattan skyline." Wow, Ace. . . it's good to see you still using sarcasm here at your site. It's refreshing, like a Fresca. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 10, 2005 04:19 PM
It's nice to see you sticking it to Tubby, but by putting that bum in your byline you're giving him attention he craves, but doesn't deserve. Posted by: Uncle Jefe on November 10, 2005 04:28 PM
I'm so glad those big boxes still adorn the lower Manhattan skyline. But they are! My 6th grader brought home a homework assignment that required him to read a set of worksheets that were a kid's fictional journal and then match the items mentioned with the location described. The trip described took place 'last year'. Item 3 - a Playbill Item 4 - a photograph of NYC that Timothy took from the observation deck of the North Tower of the World Trade Center. I'm having him do his Foreign Country report on Rhodesia. . Posted by: BumperSTickerist on November 10, 2005 04:36 PM
Geeze, fantasy boy is getting billing for some stupid shit thing he said? I think someone needs to revisit the troll feeding policy. ahem. Good old fashioned detective work? Yup, half way through the invasion of Normandy, our NCIS was able to determine that its German troops manning machine guns that were firing on the troops. Ok, ok, but seriously, I am sure that any such "detective work," work as you two put it, is really a result of either interrogation, a coercive interogation, data mining or a lucky break. Investigative work is reactive, unless you are using psychics. Otherwise, its a forensic exercise, like "well, it looks like they used that door there." Spin that, bitches Posted by: joeindc44 on November 10, 2005 04:59 PM
What are we supposed to do after all the neat-o detective work? Issue subpeonas? Posted by: OregonMuse on November 10, 2005 07:56 PM
At that point, we get Clinton to hit them up for contributions to his presidential library. Duh. Posted by: joeindc44 on November 10, 2005 08:58 PM
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Real quotes: "This case has me feeling like I'm on Law & Order with you guys!" "We literally binge true crime as a hobby, we've been trained for this moment" Worth the watch. If you haven't seen the genuinely upsetting insanity motivating thousands of women, you should watch this just to see how society is crumbling. Ban TikTok, Trump. I don't care if Barron tells you it's popular with the yutes. It is an evil Communist China op and it is driving women insane.
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As Andrew Branca says, can we see this Jolene, finally? Who was this hottie that was a genuine sexual threat to Dolly Parton? I think this is Fake News personally. When a magician claims he learned a trick from a Himalayan wise man, I don't believe him either.
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Dolly Parton is badgered into saying something negative about Trump's bus-board locker-room talk, but refuses to bow to the media pressure, telling the twink agitator she learned long ago to "keep your damned mouth shut"
What I'm appreciating is that while her surface is soft and sweet, she's got some actual steel a centimeter underneath.
1977 interview shows that Barbara Walters has always been a seaward and Dolly Parton always had "country class"
Walters actually asks Dolly Parton if she knows that people think she's a joke. This because Walters can't get over the fact that a show-woman has 1, big breasts, and 2, dresses a bit outrageously because, get this, she's an entertainer. A stage performer. You know, someone people pay money to see live and expect them to put on a show. She never would attack Liberace for wearing glitter-tuxedos. But she's mad that Dolly Parton makes Barbara Walters look bad through association (by being a woman). Babs, you wish people associated the two of you. Believe me, we can tell the difference. Recent Comments
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