Thanks to Utron *indeed*-- wow, it's a Festivus miracle!

Mucho gracias, Ace. You're worth every PayPal penny, pal.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Those are Shar Pei, not Schnauzers.

At least that's the last thing I remember seeing before I went blind forever.

Damn you, Ace. Damn you, Dave. Damn you both to hell.

Dave got a link out of this? Wow. The Festivus spirit is really permeating this corner of the blogosphere. It kind of reminds me of the boiled cabbage my mom used to make for Festivus, as well as most other nights of the week.

Yep, I already gouged out my retinas with my red Bic round stic. It was much less painful than the searing the Hasselhoff pic caused. Now to simply cut off my skull cap and scrub my brain with a claw hammer.

Those are Shar Pei, not Schnauzers.

It's hard to know for sure. Things wrinkle when they shrink and that image could have had the same effect on the dogs as it did to me.

Something is terribly wrong with Germany.

That photo has no right to exist.

The photographer has no right to have been born, and the lighting assistants should have disappeared into transdimensional vortices the moment they each finished filling out their job applications.

As impossible as the existence of that photo is, after its improbable creation those puppies should have been destroyed. The site of the photo should have been razed, burned, buried under two meters of salt and cordoned off with armed guards preventing any from entering.

And Ace and Dave are finding embarrassingly naked men just a little too blogworthy lately.

You think David is whispering to the puppy in his lap "Let's talk about the first thing that pops up." ? Or maybe "Take that, bitch".

Things wrinkle when they shrink

Truer words were never spoken.

Someone please tell me this wasn't taken in Enumclaw WA...