Does the article say if he went out and bought a freezer?

*rigging up a snare with a large mirror in my backyard*

You know who I feel bad for?

The children.

ok, j/k. Remember that bowhunter on America's Funniest Videos who tried to wrassle that deer? I bet he feels like a complete loser now.

Yesterday I killed a deer in my pajamas... no, seriously, I was in my pajamas:

You wear pajamas? I'm so dissapointed.

As to Mr. Buck, wouldn't it have been easier to walk out leaving the door open in case the buck wanted to wander out and just wait for animal control?

" wouldn't it have been easier to walk out leaving the door open"

Jeez, where's the fun in that?

I know a guy who shot a bear while standing in his living room. He was wearing pajamas too.

Ah, that's nothing Charles Johnson over at LGF waxed a dinosaur in his PJs with nothing but a computer and MS Word...

He had the thing in the bedroom by itself with the door shut, and he went back in to fight it???

Geez, dude, when you charge back in the room, bring your gun! Or at least take a stick or a frying pan with you. Something.

Adrenaline may be harmful to your health.

Can you imagine trying to trump this guy with a hunting story of your own?

Me: "I got this magnificent five-point buck at almost a hundred yards, shooting into a stiff wind..."

Him: "I killed a deer with my bare hands. In my house. Wearing only pajamas. Go fetch me a beer, you worthless douche."

I wonder if they have a tag for "bare hands"?

Probably so. Arkansans is cwazy.

I whacked the crap out of a spider in my bedroom last night with my slipper. I was feeling so good about myself.

I just want to slink off and die now. I'm not a man.

I whacked the crap out of a spider in my bedroom last night with my slipper. I was feeling so good about myself.

So you call yours a 'spider,' huh? And you use a slipper. I do understand the part about feeling good, though.

OK, so he DID put it in a freezer.

That answers your question as to why he didn't try to get it to leave on its own.

Free meat.

I was halfway serious about the tag question... cause he kep it.

Bow?
Rifle?
or your BARE F'N' HANDS?

makes you wonder what other categories there might be on an Arkansas hunting license. Grenade? Garrot? Guillotine? and that's just the Gs!

Its a clear case of home invasion but oh how the animal right wackos will howl about it

So you call yours a 'spider,' huh?

Spider...testicles. I see where this is going and I will not go there. That image is still stuck in my mind and it gives me night terrors.

That answers your question as to why he didn't try to get it to leave on its own.
Free meat.

And in saving a couple of dollars at the butcher's, he is stuck with how many hundreds of dollars worth of damage to his house?

Have you bought a tray of strip steaks lately?? Sheesh. Couple dollars my ass.

Imagine how much that tenderloin alone would have cost at the butcher. Damn.

If the homeowner's policy covered the damage, BONUS.

Oh, yea? And have you priced a new bed spread for a California King, glass and frame, spackling and repainting the walls? And how many trays of strip steaks do you think his deductible is?

And how many trays of strip steaks do you think his deductible is?

I thought of that and left it out, since what does it matter?

If any other accident had occurred- let's say a tree fell through the house- he'd still have a deductible to cover, but no extra meat in the freezer.

So this is an accident with a silver lining, and obviously he was seizing this opportunity when he decided to take the deer instead of letting it go.

Hell, its Arkansas. For all we know his deductible is paid in meat.

Wow. I've "punked" visitors during hunting season before....when they ask if they could come along with us to the woods to see what deer hunting is like, I've handed them a pocketknife and said something like "OK remember: when you jump out of the tree and slash it's throat, make sure you're behind the head so you don't get showered by the arterial spray." I can't imagine what would happen if I tried that with this guy.

"No, that's OK, I won't be needing the knife...... Maybe a few Wet Wipes to help clean up afterwards."

Let me ask you this: Would you let your husband wrestle with a frightened wild animal for close to an hour and risk him getting hurt or worse? If you say yes, then I know Mr. Laura has a dble indemnity policy.

Would I *let* him...?
Yeah, I'm sure this guy asked wifey for a permission slip to rassle the deer!

...and aren't the deer down South smaller than what we're used to up here?
Correct me.

-I mean, I just can't picture a guy breaking the neck of one of the mammoth bucks we have up North.

Okay, you convinced me. You're a black widow. Run, Mr. Laura, Run!

By the way, he's uninsured, and he's spectacular.

Are you married?
And before you decide to do something dangerous, do you ask your wife's permission?
I'm not asking who wears the pants.

I'm asking if you are an adult male.

And before you decide to do something dangerous, do you ask your wife's permission?

I wait until she's out of the house before I slink off. Like a Viking.

A white-tail 5-point in this part of the world would be about head high - 5'9", 10"-ish.

Me? I'd grab the .45

and the requisite tag. oh wait, that might not work, opening day is this Saturday

Me? I'd grab the .45

After making sure Mrs. in Texas was OK with it, right??

Naturally you clear everything through the proper channels before you make a move.
Wouldn't want to be hasty and act on your own.

Laaaawwd, no.

if I did that, her response would be a head turned slightly to the right, like a dog listening to a high-pitched sound, wondering if I wasn't feeling well