I told you! Unbelievers.
So what if he's gay. What, you think there's no side effects to being dead?

Because of the hypocrisy!

Somebody had to say it.

"Leader, Teacher, Reporter, Resistance Fighter, Lover.
Champion Elk Wrassler, 8th Degree Black Belt in Jeet Kun Do. Former Bassist of Right Said Fred."

You left out "Thompson Gunner"

Champion Elk Wrassler?

Jeff Gannon -- is there anything he can't do?

You left out "Thompson Gunner"

Roland?

I question the timing.

"Former bassist of Right Said Fred."

That one sounds almost believable.

The "Master of time, space, and dimensions" ref is from Doctor Who, isn't it? Or were you looking for something more specific?

The "All-Being, Master of Time, Space and Dimension" is from Steve Martin. I've used it once or twice during work performance reviews.

BOSS: So, Jimmie, what goals would ou like to set for the coming year?

Me: My goal? Right now, I want to be the All-Being: Master of Time, Space and Dimension. Then, I want to go to Europe.

BOSS: Hoooookay. So I'll just put you down for improving your computer skills, okay?

I submit, though, that Jeff Gannon can not have htis position, as Ace has already bestowed this title upon Karl Rove in an earlier post about The Gannon.

jimmie got it, it's from a steve martin album, back when he was funny.

jimmie: this year, I recommend you go with Crow T. Robot, when asked what he wanted for Christmas:

"I want to decide who lives and who dies..."

Goes down smoooooth in the workplace.

Actually, Weasel, all *I* want this year is a Patrick Swayze Christmas.

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin
And Santa can be our 'regular Saturday night thing'
We'll decorate a barstool and gather 'round and sing
Oh! Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear.
It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-aa-aar.
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car.
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till
I think that right jolly old elf had better make out his will.
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest....
This can be the laziest....
This will be the Swayziest Christmas of them aaaalll!

"How long before it becomes a standard?"

Gannon + "Media Matters" gayrod Brooks equals "Comedy Gold that O'Dub Delivers on a Ham Hock."

hahaha i thought you were referring to RICH Gannon...aka former University of Delaware and Oakland Raiders QB... what a relief.

I still use "I just want to decide who lives and who dies" whenever anyone asks me what I want. Waitresses tend to freak out. There has been... some unpleasantness.

The reaction to Jeff Gannon shows the intolerance and hypocrisy of the gay "community". In a book for one of my classes, it says that around 23% of gay people voted for Bush. That's almost 25%, one-fourth of the so-called community. This minority is brutally disparaged and attacked by other gay people. How...infuriating. Gays, of all people, ought to know how it feels to be treated like this: but, no, they will continue to repress these among them. Ought not a minority to treat kindly a minority within itself?

I like what the editor of the Washington Blade said. What a sad day when gays cannot tolerate any difference of opinion among their own. How does this make the gay "community" any different from, say, some fascist group? What utter hypocrites. So much for tolerance and open-mindedness.