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October 28, 2005
Trick or Groping?: ACLU Protects Sex-Offenders' Right To Participate In Kids' Holiday of HalloweenIt's "unconstitutional" to preclude convicted sex-offenders from dispensing candy to children? The ACLU's beef is, of course, that it's "unconstitutional" to continue heaping punitive punishments (not as redundant as it looks) on ex-convicts. But there are a lot of civil restrictions on ex-cons. Does the ACLU likewise support ex-cons' 2nd Amendment right to buy as many guns as they like? I don't know the answer to that; it's possible that the ACLU's love of criminals trumps its hatred of guns, and maybe they actually do think that convicted armed robbers, killers, and rapists should have free access to handguns and shotguns. But whatever their stance is-- it is not a criminal punishment to restrict the behavior of ex-cons as regards certain hazardous activities and purchases. It's a kind of regulation, really-- and liberals love regulation, don't they? Banning convicted child molesters from participating in Halloween is not like denying them any place to live or any ability to work at any job. It's one day a year, a minor holiday, and one intended chiefly for children. Perverts can take the day off and save themselves the hassel of having to buy all those bags of miniature Clarke bars and just spend the night in the basement watching porn. posted by Ace at 05:09 PM
CommentsMmmm...Clarke bars and porn... Posted by: harrison on October 28, 2005 05:17 PM
I believe a number of probation officers have ordered them to come spend the day at the probation office with them. Posted by: on October 28, 2005 05:44 PM
Legislation needs to be enacted stating that being convicted of sexually assualting a child is an automatic life sentence without possibility for parole. They cannot be rehabilitated any more than a gay man can be made straight. No pun intended. Check out family watchdog to see just how many scumbags are in your area. You might be surprised. And those are just the ones who are registered. Posted by: compos mentis on October 28, 2005 05:53 PM
The ACLU the Atheist Communist and Lawyers United this roten group will probibly sue to get child pornograghy legalized this is americas AL QUEDA lets just stop sending any money to these miserble vultures Posted by: spurwing plover on October 28, 2005 05:57 PM
Parole and other forms of post-conviction supervision have all kinds of restrictions that you couldn't impose on just anyone. Silly position on the part of the ACLU. the government should be permitted to get is own attorney fees when it wins. Posted by: slickdpdx on October 28, 2005 06:02 PM
I thought everyday was Halloween for those types. Aren't they famous for being a bunch of creepy monsters and offering candy to children? Posted by: Mr. Right on October 28, 2005 08:29 PM
Of course parole has restrictions, as does probation. If a person is on parole that person is still serving his or her sentence - it didn't go away, they just get to spend their years outside of the Big House. Any violations, however, and back you may go. Same with probation, except with probation you do not go to the Department of Corrections per se, you start off outside and any violation may get you back into court, probation revoked, and serving time as a guest of the state/federal government. Probation and parole are just cheaper for government to run, but they are not required. Neither is pretrial bail, only excessive bail is unconstitutional. No one has a right to any of these programs. To sum up, don't do the crime and you will not have to serve time in any fashion. Posted by: Mikey on October 28, 2005 11:04 PM
Check out family watchdog to see just how many scumbags are in your area. You might be surprised. And those are just the ones who are registered. Holy FUCK, compos! There's one of the scumbags just one street away from me who was convicted for sexual battery. That's it. I'm buying a gun. I've been meaning to since I got married, but have been putting it off. Posted by: The Warden on October 29, 2005 02:04 AM
I'm don in SC; a single guy (my live-in is up in Rochester, NY with her parents this weekend), in a house I bought this year in a new area. I don't know my neighbors well, and they don't know me. I had originally planned to hide in the house this halloween, but since it's been announced everywhere that sex offenders are required to keep all exterior lights off and not answer the door during trick or treating times, I now HAVE to give out candy, otherwise everybody around here is going to think I like to touch little boy packages. Excuse me, I have to go get candy corn now... Posted by: McGurk on October 29, 2005 11:47 AM
So I live in Berkeley. Only a few blocks from the high school. Wow. Apparently the area in a 5-block radius around me is CHOCK A BLOCK with them thar sex offenders. Yikes. Yikes for the high school kids. Yikes for just about everybody. Berkeley - a haven for sexual criminals? Whoda thunk? Posted by: Knemon on October 29, 2005 05:08 PM
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Mayor Karen is so stung by fan-made AI ads that she's resorting to the shitlibs' go-to demand for an end to criticism -- these ads are "violent" and "hateful" and making me feel unsafe because one video showed AI cartoons throwing tomatoes at me and the tomatoes looked like blood when they squished
This was her actual complaint. The mushed-up tomato looked like blood so it's a death threat and these violent attacks on me must stop. What is dis bitch, CNN?
Few people remember that Norm MacDonald began his career as a ventriloquist
MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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