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October 28, 2005

Automatic Translators Debut

The interesting thing about it is that it doesn't listen to words; it reads facial/mouth forms and positions, so you don't have to speak in your own language. You just mouth it out and the little whatsit translates for you.

Also: translator... goggles? With a word for word translation appearing on the inside of the lens for you to read? As the article says, it's like subtitles in real life.

Thanks to Da Shadow.


posted by Ace at 12:51 PM
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But that's what I wanted from technology all along! The ability to look like a badly-dubbed Japanese horror flick. Experiencing life in subtitles is but the icing on the cake.

Posted by: S. Weasel on October 28, 2005 12:56 PM

So when she says

"sorry, I can't meet you for coffee"

On the inside of your glasses it reads

"Fuck off, asshole"


Great, that's all I need.

Posted by: Master of None on October 28, 2005 01:00 PM

Will it be anything like the universal translator?

Posted by: spurwing plover on October 28, 2005 06:08 PM
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