Chariots of the Gods, man. Chariots of the Gods. Aliens practically own South America.

Gee, why did they cover it with dirt?

the world's biggest pyramid -- the white pyramid in China -- is also buried.

Man, you're not going to start up with your Von Daniken, 'We're alien astronauts' shit again, are you Ace? Don't you know how that makes you sound - what people say behind your back?

Lookit, I'll pull the post down rather than see this blog go through all that again, OK? Do I need to do that?

Dude, I'm just quoting Palmer from The Thing.

Well, why did they cover this one in dirt and cleverly camouflage it to look just like part of the mountain in the background? The one in China looks like a pyramid covered in dirt.

I hope it's the real deal. With golden astronaut suits and such. But it doesn't look very pyramidy.

Well, why did they cover this one in dirt and cleverly camouflage it to look just like part of the mountain in the background?

Dude, it's cutting edge Stealth Pyramid technology, you ninny.

Low radar profile. Forty feet underground. The Platonic Solid Silent Striker.

Look for Egypt to use this as an excuse to make some territorial claims.

Or not, as the case may be.

"Well, why did they cover this one in dirt and cleverly camouflage it to look just like part of the mountain in the background?"

So humans wouldn't find it until it's time for Predators to come fight aliens there again.

Sure makes finding WMD in Iraq seem a lot tougher.

Sure makes finding WMD in Iraq seem a lot tougher

I guess now we all have to take back those thousands of years of screaming, "PRE-ILLYRIANS LIED!" Pretty embarrassing.

And inside is where the Aliens and Predator have their traditional battle.

Yeah, I saw that movie. Whoever wins, we lose, indeed.

Uh - 27,000 years ago? Seems rather early to me.

I thought it rather odd that Mr Ozzyghostis somehow knew everything he needed to know about Bosnian pyramids and religion from 27,000 years ago when we have a hard time figuring out what our founding father meant about the constitution (despite the reams of presonal records.

I guess Mr Ozzyghostis looked it up on Wiki or something.

"It's GONE, MacReady..."

Yeah, 27,000 seems a bit remote. What else was going on in Europe around that time - weren't the Neanderthals just waving goodbye around then? Maybe he meant 2-7,000 years ago. I'd believe that.

Morons! He's speaking in Bosnianian! It translates as 2 x 700 or some 14,000 years ago! Get a friggin'clue!!!!

The Neanderthals had already died out by then.

Also, 25000 BC is very late Pleistocene, just prior to the last Glacial Maximum. But the pyramid itself is "only" 10000 BC.

According to Dr Sykes, there were already Cro-Magnons in Europe in 25000 BC; the predecessors of H, V, T, and various spinoffs of U (my maternal grandfather and "Oetzi the Iceman" are K's, which is one of those spinoffs). As of 10000 BC, X was coming in from Central Asia, and J from the Near East.

Of these, chances are that the V's spoke pre-Basque and the K's spoke pre-Etruscan as of the start of the Holocene, and that no-one in Europe was speaking Indo-European. So if there are any hieroglyphics, they're not going to be in Albanian, pre-Greek, or Slavic; and we're not going to be able to read them.

It's possible, though, that the pyramid is from Near Eastern J's. So they *might* have been speaking that pre-Afro/Asiatic language which gave rise to Coptic, Arabic, Berber, Aramaic, etc etc.

Ancient Chinese Pyramid?

C'mon, it's really Calgon!

2 x 700 or some 14,000 years ago! Get a friggin'clue!!!!

Heh, that's pretty funny, too...

Now that they've fourd the pyramid, it's only a matter of time before they dig up the stargate nearby.

Is this the $100:000 pyrimid?

I'm about as devout a believer in ancient astronauts as you can be, but pyramids are just a really good shape to make stuff that won't fall over. They're like Weebuls. Surprised we don't find cone shaped stuff though.

Indeed. Anyone who has ever tried to roll a d4 knows that pyramids are annoyingly stable.

I thought that's why they invented high-impact dice !

-- 12" --

TOP FIVE THINGS QDPSTEVE PREDICTS ARCHEOLOGISTS WILL FIND HIDDEN INSIDE THE EUROPEAN PYRAMID

5. Phyllis Diller's birth certificate

4. Robert Byrd's Klan membership card

3. Anna Nicole Smith's treadmill

2. Howard Dean's soul

1. Tina Brown!!

Hopefully there will be an intact DHD in this find.

Hi, i'm bosnian, and if you are wondering about the age that he mentioned concerning pre-Illyrians, he really did say that he has found strong evidence taht can back his claims on the age of the pyramid, as well as the earliest settlements in the area, but I thing the excavation and serious research is yet to begin.

I can see that this blog is all about 'fun' posts, but do any of you understand the implications of this amazing find?

White 'Europeans' are responsible for the creation of civilization from Sumeria to Egypt to Guatemala to Bosnia. Here's some more evidence of this claim:

http://www.white-history.com/hwr8.htm

Blacks were slaves brought to Egypt from Ethiopia by white rulers & Pharaohs, they slowly started to interbreed with the slaves and lost their racial identity, resulting in the current third-world status of Egypt!

Not a day goes by that conservatives aren't compared to Nazis on discussion boards around the web. Now we have a real live Nazi on the board and the trolls fall silent.

Oh, ick! Aryan spotted! Shunnnn. Shunnnnn.

Aryans=Indo-Europeans (not whites), because anthropologists are pussies, a term I use sparingly out of respect for the human vagina.