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October 24, 2005

UN Assassination Report, Unredacted

From Taranto:

The original Microsoft Word document is here, and MidEastWeb.org has rendered it in HTML form. Here's the key passage, rendered to look like redlined Microsoft Word text (note that this will not appear properly if you're reading this column as a text e-mail):

One witness of Syrian origin but resident in Lebanon, who claims to have worked for the Syrian intelligence services in Lebanon, has stated that approximately two weeks after the adoption of Security Council resolution 1559, Maher Assad, Assef Shawkat, Hassan Khalil, Bahjat Suleyman and Jamil Al-Sayyed senior Lebanese and Syrian officials decided to assassinate Rafik Hariri. He claimed that Sayyed a senior Lebanese security official went several times to Syria to plan the crime, meeting once at the Meridian Hotel in Damascus and several times at the Presidential Place and the office of Shawkat a senior Syrian security official. The last meeting was held in the house of Shawkat the same senior Syrian security official approximately seven to 10 days before the assassination and included Mustapha Hamdan another senior Lebanese security official. The witness had close contact with high ranked Syrian officers posted in Lebanon.

According to the Times, "Mr Annan had pledged repeatedly through his chief spokesman, Stephane Dujarric, that he would not change a word of the report by Detlev Mehlis, a German prosecutor":

But computer tracking showed that the final edit began at about 11.38am on Thursday--a minute after Herr Mehlis began a meeting with Mr Annan to present his report. The names of Maher al-Assad, General Shawkat and the others were apparently removed at 11.55am, after the meeting ended.

Last week we noted an Associated Press report that Secretary-General Kofi Annan had said that "he is determined to keep an upcoming report into the assassination of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Hariri from fanning tensions between Syria and Lebanon." Thanks to Bill Gates, now we know how far Annan was willing to go to protect the Syrian dictatorship.


posted by Ace at 05:15 PM
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I don't think Syria has enough $$$ to bribe Kofi "In the manner to which he's accustomed" , so it must be for love. The little Prick.

Posted by: Grumpyunk on October 24, 2005 05:48 PM

Bill Gates - the man just keeps on giving.

Posted by: Enas Yorl on October 24, 2005 05:57 PM

"Must.........protect.............tyrants!"

Posted by: Moonbat_One on October 24, 2005 06:13 PM

So, besides Fox, think anyone's going to cover it?

And when they do, they're going to blame mean ole Bolton for being nasty enough to point to the elephant in the room.

Posted by: Iblis on October 24, 2005 06:14 PM

To paraphrase Homer Simpson, "Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the President of Syria."

I mean seriously, if you can't take Bashar Assad at his word, who can you trust?

Posted by: Sobek on October 24, 2005 06:50 PM

Isn't the UN proposing itself as some kind of internet regulatory thingamajig?

Posted by: Amawalk John on October 24, 2005 07:14 PM

Yeah, the UN says that the ICANN and the US can't be trusted with the management of a "global resource". Of course the fact that we invented it, paid for it, and shared it with the world means nothing.
Let the Saudis pay for the UN.

Posted by: Iblis on October 24, 2005 07:33 PM

...but by all means, let's turn over more of ou sovereignty to them. And, oh yeah, all of the problems at the UN are because mean old Cowboy Bush appointed that guy with the moustache, whatshisname? Yep, nothing shady going on at the UN. Not at all. And if there is we caused it.

Posted by: Steve on October 24, 2005 07:42 PM

Allah, do you think pussy-fearing Excitable Andy would have anything to say about this story?

Man, ya got to love the pussy.

Posted by: Crazee Eye Killah on October 24, 2005 07:56 PM

Maybe it's time for the grand US World Tour to make a stop at Syria. But, of course, we would still look bad. Maybe if we started assassinating foreign leaders and massacring hundreds of thousands of Americans, the world will accept us with open arms.

Sometimes I wish the US actively engaged in more gunboat diplomacy. "Like and support us or we'll blast you to pieces!"

Posted by: Muslihoon on October 24, 2005 09:41 PM

Did you read this part?

Certain Lebanese media had the unfortunate and constant tendency to spread rumors, nurture speculation, offer information as facts without prior checking and at times use materials obtained under dubious circumstances...

Thank God our media don't do that.

Posted by: Zorachus on October 25, 2005 08:39 AM

Ha! Are you sure they didn't ADD "Lebanese" to that line while they were deleting the names of the Labanese officials?

Posted by: Scot on October 25, 2005 09:23 AM

This is un-fucking-acceptable. This is not a case of removing provocative charges that lack evidence, this is tampering with a witnesses statement to expunge names that would be embarrassing to the Syrian government (unless the witness didn't actually give the names, which would call for a level of incompetence that is usually fatal).

The US should immediately stop payment of all dues until Kofi Annan and his aides resign. We've got better things to do with our money than spend them on corruption. Like rebuilding Syria and Iran.

Better yet, we should surround the UN building with a suitable force (I think a couple dozen girl scouts could handle it), cut off electricity, water, and sewage services, and inform all the non-US citizens present they are persona non grata and have 36 hours to leave the country before being deported.

The UN as it stands now needs to be shit-canned. It's doing more harm than good.

Posted by: MMDeuce on October 25, 2005 04:41 PM

Hmmmmm,

You all seem to think this was some sort of UN screw-up that resulted in these names appearing in this document.

Maybe I typed it that way on purpose. I mean, maybe THEY typed it that way on purpose.

Uh, nevermind.

Posted by: rightnumberone on October 26, 2005 07:32 AM
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