LauraW,

Something about the tone of your post tells me that you didn't really find this all that funny. I find that remarkable. Surely the sight of some stranger's dangling unmentionables would cause any female to attain a healthy humorous glow? All the more so if the guy enhanced the picture with a cute name like, "Meet Mr. Winkie!" or "Kiss The Fireman For Luck!". I mean, this is comedy gold here.

Not Margaret Cho funny, mind you. But hey, she's a professional. (Although the sight of her fat phiz on a poster would gross me out almost as much as this guys frank'n'beans.)

C'mon lw! You wouldn't find it funny if you found a polaroid of some strange red-headed wang on your vehicle?

Maybe he put a big red clown nose on the end and put some over-sized sun glasses on it : )

Perhaps there are women out there who, upon finding a polaroid of Little Jeff and his hairy bolos, will toss their heads back with a hearty guffaw?

Look at that guy's photo. Isn't that actually Mike Farrell?
Hey Mike, how ya doin? Been a long way down from M*A*S*H, isn't it? What's the matter, war protesting get too boring for you?

LauraW, it'd depend on how lettle Little Jeff actually is, wouldn't it?

You Americans are such children. In Europe we leave photos of our junk under windshield wipers all the time.

I really think they're over-stressing the funny side of this. It really was more about their happiness.

You guys are killing me.

This guy has no shame. At least I email out the pics of my privates - from my boss's computer

You gotta play to your strengths. If laughter is the typical female reaction to his his frank n' beans, then perhaps he really WAS just trying to spread a little cheer.

Dave, you do have a point there.
The joke wasn't ON them, it was FOR them.

Nards...share the joy.

Wait a sec ... you're saying that not only is it illegal to leave photos of your package on womens' cars, but they don't even like it?

What am I supposed to do with my Friday night?

The question is if he was excited or not. A sagging uninflated weenie is kinda funny lookin.

Too bad he doesn't design Hallmark Cards.

I have had many flies hit my windshield, but not any open ones.

His picture in the article has an "Enlarge" button underneath it.

The miracles of technology!!

I understand at his booking, he was quoted as having said "I've always felt this tremendous, obligation really, to share my gift of mirth with the world".

Was that "mirth" or "girth?"

Too bad he doesn't design Hallmark Cards.

Laura,

Especially those pop-up kind.

Cordially...

GROAANNN

...what a dick...

COCK!

Hey, Norm Macdonald is here! What are you up to these days, Norm?

figured it might be a hoot
to place 'neath wiper blade
naughty pics of my skin flute
nuts hanging in its shade

I put my weiner on polaroid
a gift for you to see
thought you'd be happy, you seemed annoyed
and called the cops on me

another found it quite amusing
to see my bare man-junk
I fantasized her not refusing
and spanked it on her trunk

I bopped the bishop, punched the clown,
I put the seminal luge team through their paces
I sat in my car and pushed humpty down
while watching the look on their faces

now my wife and kids won't pay my bail
they don't understand
so here I sit in stinkin' jail
for takin' pictures of my gland

all I did was try to spread
some giggles and some laughter
and maybe get a little head
that's what I'm really after

so soon I'm sure to be divorced
kids won't give me time of day
and in my cell I'm being forced
to give up lubeless sodomay

Why don't women do stuff like that?

Why don't women do stuff like that?

Because they're not sick, perpetually horny freaks by nature?

I just thought it through, it would not be a good thing. There would never be any parking spaces, lots would be full of cars and guys would be walking everywhere.

lauraw,

"GROAANNN?" It's not like I suggested a squirt feature or something.

Cordially...

You know those women: they'll giggle at the tiniest little thing.

I, too, have an odd sense of humor. For instance, this story is funny to me:
http://www.sptimes.com/2005/10/21/Southpinellas/Driver_in_fatal_accid.shtml

In a related story, this man voted for Buchanan when he intended to vote for Gore. Or did he forget to vote that day? Who knows! That's the funny! when you get old and are no longer aware or held accountable for your actions.

Bart. That is not a 'sense of humor' you've got there. I don't know what the Fuck that is you've got.

Because they're not sick, perpetually horny freaks by nature?

More's the pity, compos. More's the pity.

Whaaaat? That's not funny?
The old geezer hits a bum and drives with his body hanging out of his windshield until he gets a toll booth.

Can you imagine the look on the toll-takers face. Priceless.

Three miles later, the car approached the Sunshine Skyway toll bridge. As Parker decelerated, the body slumped entirely inside, the man's face pushed up against the dash.

The macabre scene looked like a Halloween prank to the toll taker. Then she saw the blood.

This is the REALLY funny part:

she heard a crash and saw a leg flying in front of her blue Buick LeSabre.

"It went at least one story in the air," she said.

His shoe then popped off before the limb came to a rest on a strip of grass west of the street, in front of Howard Johnson's.

Dude, even less funny with the highlight reel.

I feel sorry for the poor bums, especially the guy that died.
Weekend at Bernie's, it ain't. Because it is real.

If it makes you feel any better, my husband thought there was some humor there.
Naturally, I took him to the driveway and ran him over so he could get the full effect of the joke...

I sure hope he dont do it with the dip head from PETA you know how these PETA jerks feel about that

Laura, perhaps you didn't notice the leg landed in front of Howard Johnson's.

Howard frickin Johnson's! How funny is that? I didn't even know that there were any HoJo's left in the world. And, Bam!, a shoe-less leg lands in front of the old restaurant franchise I knew and loved as a kid.

Okay, the fact that a man was so violently and needlessly killed isn't funny. It is a shitty way to go -- what with half his body being carted around by a senile old man, and the other half laying in front of the salt water taffy display at HoJo's.

But the way the story is reported is a hoot. The reporter, knowingly or unwittingly, wrote in a style that was comedic genius.

Come on, the writer included the quote, ""It [the leg] went at least one story in the air." The writer knew that would invoke a cartoonish image in the reader's mind. The writer also found it necessary to include the detail about the shoe "popping off" the tumbling leg. Strange, no?

P.S. Right on, Spurling! PETA is full of crazy bitches. Now tell us what your name means.

You sure that was a leg and not Howard's Johnson?

lauraw,

Love ya and love your co-blogging, but anyone who can't see the funny in corpses passing by toll booth attendants (the second lowest form of government leach) and body parts landing in front of a HoJo on account of an oblivious innocent might be too close to the story or something. This is Mr. Magoo meets I Know What You Did Last Summer. It's frikkin comedy gold. The fact there is pain and horror doesn't make it less funny; it's funnier.

Or maybe I need help.

PS for the crew:

A spurwing plover is a bird. Why someone wants to be associated with it is anybody's guess. But I do note that he swoops in, drops what's on his mind, and departs.

Yeah, its just the bird. Hubby anagrammed the crap out of 'spurwing plover' and couldn't come up with anything else that made sense.

Well, I think it isn't that much funny.