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October 21, 2005

White Supremacists To Blame For Nigerian Scam-Spam

As we all know, the volkhertz (German for "folk-heart") of the Neo-Nazi movement is centered in Festac, Nigeria.

I sorta figured. I just got this email recently:

Dear Sir,

I am a doctor of racial phrenology following the work of the esteemed Dr. Josef Mengele. I have recently discovered that six-hundred (600) million dollars in Nazi gold, intended to fund the Der Neue Reich ("the New Empire"), was indvertantly placed into the account of Dr. Sydney Sheimberg, a dentist and full-blooded Jew residing in New York City. My demands that he promptly return this Reichsgeld have thusfar been repulsed by his secretary, a crafty and scheming Jewess of the first order.

If you will be so generously kind as to send me one thousand (1000) dollars American, I will have the resources to pay a solicitor to reclaim the money from this Jude bloodsucker and I will gladly share the proceeeds with you.

And then we will invade Poland.

Thank you very much for your interest.

Your Most Faithful Servant,

Heil Hitler und Deutchland Uber Alles,

Dr. Mjumbe Kitobo
Hochobststurmfuhrer
S.S. Strike Force 3
Festac, Nigeria

Nazis. Is there anything they're not responsible for?

posted by Ace at 01:53 PM

Comments

Niger*ia*. You have Lying Liar Wilson on the brain?

Posted by: someone on October 21, 2005 01:54 PM

These guys are remarkably remarkably organized and sophisticated , too. Like Amway.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick on October 21, 2005 01:58 PM

I repeat. Lagos is in NIGERIA.

Posted by: someone on October 21, 2005 02:03 PM

Nazis. Is there anything they're not responsible for?

Current gas prices? Oh wait! I keep forgetting that Bush = Hitler, so I guess the Nazis ARE to blame for that too.

Posted by: Steve L. on October 21, 2005 02:08 PM

Last year, my Credit Union bounced 2 of my checks. Goddam Nazis.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba on October 21, 2005 02:11 PM

I hate Nigerian Nazis.

Posted by: Harry Callahan on October 21, 2005 02:26 PM

Global Warming?

Nazis.

The sunlight reflects from their bright white hoods and robes and gets caught up in the greenhouse gases given off by their redneck pickup trucks and causes flooding in poor black coastal areas.

The wohle plan is in "The Tuner Diaries".

Posted by: Jimmie on October 21, 2005 02:49 PM

Let's see ...

amphetamines
exercise machines
the concept of "second-hand smoke" (Passivrauchen)

...

nope, they *are* responsible for everything!

Posted by: on October 21, 2005 03:00 PM

that was me.

Posted by: Knemon on October 21, 2005 03:01 PM

My god, forget about him being a Jew, the guy's a dentist!

Posted by: steve sturm on October 21, 2005 03:12 PM

1 - Nigerians Assisting Zairean Insurrectionists?
2 - Ain't it odd how the Jews always somehow get blamed for something or other?

Posted by: Ira on October 21, 2005 04:33 PM

There is a really fun website that is dedicated to scam baiting (wikipedia article about it) where people like this are led to believe that you are going to fall victim to their scam, and then led to do some very funny things.

Like a picture of one scammer guy holding a dead fish with a loaf of bread on top of his head to give the minister at the "Church of the Bread and Fish" the requisite proof that he is legit and deserving of a large donation. (That one is here.)

For a good laugh, check it out: www.419eater.com

Posted by: Dave S on October 21, 2005 05:24 PM

Speaking of white supremacists -- here's a story about Hate. I know it's about Hate because ABC repeats the word "hate" 436 times in the story.

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1231684&page=1

I have one question. Why isn't the bigoted hate speech from the Million Meat-head March reported on with equal vigor from the MSM?

Posted by: on October 23, 2005 09:35 PM

Above is me.
Direct your hate toward me.

Posted by: Bart on October 23, 2005 09:37 PM